Extremely minor villains

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The guy who decided that restaurants should always serve mussels on the half shell, even when they're like, in pasta or soup where it's really inconvenient and messy to extract them

Same with tail-on shrimp, which was probably the same guy

# ? Apr 24, 2022 19:10

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The guy who dresses up like a fish to infiltrate and sabotage fish farms.

# ? Apr 24, 2022 20:35

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

The Pluraliser, a villain who flies into an incoherent rage when they see produce labels with a grocer's apostrophe on them

# ? Apr 24, 2022 22:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Tiny Myers

# ? Apr 24, 2022 23:10

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Chaotic Neutral: People who never use their turn signal

Chaotic Evil: People who switch on their turn signal only after they've started executing the turn

# ? Apr 24, 2022 23:19

Twenty Four

Areola Grande posted:

Tiny Myers

# ? Apr 25, 2022 00:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

i used to dig for coal but now i go to grocery stores and loosen one wheel on every cart

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 25, 2022 00:53

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Chaotic Neutral: People who never use their turn signal

Chaotic Evil: People who switch on their turn signal only after they've started executing the turn

What's the one for someone who signals right coming up on an intersection, then goes across two lanes of traffic to their left to make a left turn?

# ? Apr 25, 2022 11:03

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A guy who not only can't find the clitoris but doesn't even know the clitoris EXISTS.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 11:25

Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

Chaotic Neutral: People who never use their turn signal

Chaotic Evil: People who switch on their turn signal only after they've started executing the turn

Escape From Noise posted:

What's the one for someone who signals right coming up on an intersection, then goes across two lanes of traffic to their left to make a left turn?

Chaotic "no one ever taught them how to drive a stick shift so they drive crazy and should have just left it in Neutral"

# ? Apr 25, 2022 12:53

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

The guy whose superpower is to make me forget to water my potted plants

# ? Apr 25, 2022 13:07

Escape From Noise

Twenty Four posted:

Chaotic "no one ever taught them how to drive a stick shift so they drive crazy and should have just left it in Neutral"

Someone's never been to The Land of Enchantment.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 13:30

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

every day the Demotivator replaces one more grain of the inside of my anti-depressants with salt

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 14:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Morbido Beastity, the evil X-man who's special power is absorbing lethal doses of radiation and converting it into harmless body fat.

Also special mention to Humdinger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXsxjFyJtA

Buttchocks fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Apr 25, 2022

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:55

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Buttchocks posted:

Also special mention to Humdinger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXsxjFyJtA

Not really a minor villain anymore now that he's captured by spiderman

# ? Apr 25, 2022 18:06

KitConstantine

Grammar Nazis

Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

# ? Apr 25, 2022 20:46

Twenty Four

Escape From Noise posted:

Someone's never been to The Land of Enchantment.

I have and much much worse places to drive, lol!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 01:16

Goons Are Gifts

A terrible criminal who slowly and stealthily moves your remote just outside of your range to get it so that you have to get up even though it looked like you do not have to

# ? Apr 26, 2022 07:13

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i think the guy in my bloody valentine was a miner

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:08

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

watho posted:

i think the guy in my bloody valentine was a miner

so was the guy in pet sematary

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# ? Apr 26, 2022 13:30

for fucks sake

someone who goes round finding pieces of music in the ionian mode and flattens the third, sixth and seventh scale degrees

# ? Apr 26, 2022 19:10

google THIS

for fucks sake posted:

someone who goes round finding pieces of music in the ionian mode and flattens the third, sixth and seventh scale degrees

# ? Apr 26, 2022 19:38

ChubbyChecker

Areola Grande posted:

Tiny Myers

# ? Apr 26, 2022 21:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The person who replaces real bricks with false ones made from cocoa powder, resulting in very chocolatey but also serious infrastructure collapses.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

Buttchocks posted:

The person who replaces real bricks with false ones made from cocoa powder, resulting in very chocolatey but also serious infrastructure collapses.

their ancestor hid chickens in draculas castle walls

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Heather Papps posted:

their ancestor hid chickens in draculas castle walls

The Chicken of Amontillado

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:45

Manifisto

the New And Improved Formulator, who specializes in taking that one product you are absolutely crazy for and tweaking the recipe so it becomes a mockery of its former glory

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:08

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

The Cobbler, who fixes your shoes so good you never need new ones, but they're just uncomfortable enough so they hurt your feet but you don't want to spend money on new shoes

The Piddler, who doesn't put the seat down and also manages to get a few drops of pee on the floor every time he's "done"

The Bulk, that guy at the office won't shut up about lifting and who's always drinking that whey powder crap

# ? Apr 27, 2022 05:59

alnilam

Buttchocks posted:

The Chicken of Amontillado

For the love of bok, montressor!

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:57

alnilam

Bacon Taco posted:

The Piddler, who doesn't put the seat down and also manages to get a few drops of pee on the floor every time he's "done"

Actually he never puts the seat up before stand-peeing

# ? Apr 28, 2022 04:58

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

alnilam posted:

Actually he never puts the seat up before stand-peeing

that would elevate him from an extremely minor villain right up to the mid-tier villains, like The Shart

# ? Apr 28, 2022 05:19

shurnarkabtishutu

sasuke

# ? Apr 29, 2022 04:37

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People who schedule things for like 7:30am on a Saturday, also people who go along with it without complaint like it's a normal and healthy thing to do

# ? Apr 30, 2022 16:22

Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

People who schedule things for like 7:30am on a Saturday, also people who go along with it without complaint like it's a normal and healthy thing to do

The next step up from that, when you explain that you work nights, or work weekends, or simply that there's just no drat reason to do that and ruin everyone's day having to get up early then being exhausted all day.

"So, 8:00am then?" they say and feign ignorance while acting like they are doing you a favor.

No dammit! This might be pushing the lines past "extremely minor villain" though to be fair.

# ? Apr 30, 2022 21:32