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The Labyrinthier, who in ancient times worked for great kings designing clever and intricate mazes to contain monstrous horrors, who designed cruel and deadly dungeons to protect treasure hoards, was humiliatingly reduced to designing cathedral floors after his chosen craft fell out of favor. Now, he can only get work designing strip-mall parking lots, but he channels all his anger and frustration into confusing and inconveniencing all who just want to run in and buy a replacement pair of sunglasses at Target. |
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That guy who makes nature documentaries that are titled like The Amazing World Of Anteaters that just focuses on birds the entire time
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A guy who's a little worse than average at everything and slightly out of shape wearing a badly home-made superman costume named subpar man |
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Yinlock posted:That guy who makes nature documentaries that are titled like The Amazing World Of Anteaters that just focuses on birds the entire time
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Buttchocks posted:The Labyrinthier, who in ancient times worked for great kings designing clever and intricate mazes to contain monstrous horrors, who designed cruel and deadly dungeons to protect treasure hoards, was humiliatingly reduced to designing cathedral floors after his chosen craft fell out of favor. Now, he can only get work designing strip-mall parking lots, but he channels all his anger and frustration into confusing and inconveniencing all who just want to run in and buy a replacement pair of sunglasses at Target. He makes quake levels in his spare time, but can't make it pay |
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for fucks sake posted:someone who goes round finding pieces of music in the ionian mode and flattens the third, sixth and seventh scale degrees
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double harmonic minor villains
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the riddler, a guy who irritates with riddles that I just made up edit: what the gently caress |
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FutonForensic posted:the riddler, a guy who irritates with riddles that I just made up
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don’t tell me this guy who wears clown makeup and does crimes and causes mischief already exists as well e: come the gently caress on
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why does twisted metal always get to these things before me?
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watho posted:is there any killer baby movies? i think those would count. like the children of the corn are minors but i don’t think they’re extreme minors Dead Alive, also known as Braindead, has a zombie baby. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 It's directed by Peter Jackson. Yes, that Peter Jackson. |
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FutonForensic posted:the riddler, a guy who irritates with riddles that I just made up What if the riddler riddled this guy i just made up, Ingmar Krump |
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Der Milkschpoiler, the one responsible for turning the carton of milk you just bought a few days ago, opened, and used without incident, so you feel you're totally justified in putting the milk into a pefectly good bowl of cereal without sniffing it, which makes you doubly sad for the wasted cereal and that you have to figure out something else for breakfast
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watho posted:is there any killer baby movies? i think those would count. like the children of the corn are minors but i don’t think they’re extreme minors There's this movie, the sequel to Home Alone where Kevin becomes a serial killer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv2Dg9LcNZo |
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Manifisto posted:the New And Improved Formulator, who specializes in taking that one product you are absolutely crazy for and tweaking the recipe so it becomes a mockery of its former glory that would be my mom and her famous carrot cake from which she continued to omit sugar in successive creations until even she realized that it was inedible she still refuses to give anyone the recipe to make it themselves, though
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the legofoot, from whose pants you will spot thumb sized legos falling out, causing trips and falls and general alarm in all the most unexpected places except maybe legoland
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