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Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Balls stored in pee

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Toilets for hands

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Fish anus

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




lamprey for penis

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Danger - Octopus! posted:

getting my cybernetic auxiliary bladder to store pee in my balls so that I can smugly :actually: people about it

Why would you get an enchantment to make your balls do what they're already made for?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Nano-machine foreskin

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Fr though, a permanent iv to keep you perfectly hydrated / balanced electrolytes all day every day would be good?? I guess except for the constant risk of infection due to a hole and thing inserted into your vein

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

LuckyCat posted:

Fr though, a permanent iv to keep you perfectly hydrated / balanced electrolytes all day every day would be good?? I guess except for the constant risk of infection due to a hole and thing inserted into your vein

Like those bulbs you stick in your plants soil, but for humans

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Collapsible storage space in my rear end cheeks.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
horizontal rear end

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


blood but instead of blood its cum. like the xenomorphs but instead of acid blood its cum blood.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




a built in j/o crystal

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



a finger covered in taste buds

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Detachable penis.

It's not just a song, it's a good idea.

Every penis is detachable at least once.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Cum bladder so I can be a cum truck

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
A liver that recycles booze... into more booze

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Sweat glands that secrete SPF 50.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
A switch that allows you to turn on auto-brewery syndrome in your guts.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
laser rangefinder built into my rear end

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Heelys in my actual heels.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

some way to buttchug vodka, but with my mouth

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

A second, smaller penis that pops out of my urethra like the Alien from Alien

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


make every appendage able to achieve erection.

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Racing stripes for penis

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Eye color wirelessly controlled by Philips™ Hue™ lighting system.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I'm going to 'practically' 'body' the mods, as in, make them dead

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Literally all I do is make loving terrible posts all the time

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Telescoping extend-o-bones.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I never a.. of gently caress you OP.


I'd take an HDMI input jack.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Flashlight taped to gun

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Fleshlight taped to gun

Ftfy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Skunk glands so you can really show your disapproval with customer service.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
"the gamer's hole"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Nipples are also battery terminals, providing 12 volts DC.

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Powered Descent posted:

Nipples are also battery terminals, providing 12 volts DC.

Nipples are bass and treble my dude.

gently caress it, install as many additional nipples as you have in the unmatched pair bin.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

densely-packed bundles of mycelia just under the skin that you can pull on and unravel.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Foreskin but for your head.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Mister Speaker posted:

Foreskin but for your head.

Sweet. No separate mask needed for the next pandemic. I'll just pull my foreskin up over my nose.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



explosive rear end

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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coin purse skin pouch on my forearm complete with zipper. for coins.

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