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CBD Corndog posted:remember when that tesla robot moved a box or whatever and they STILL haven't discovered the concept of articulated toes
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I'll be honest, I would love to get hammered on wine with Linda Yaccarino, it would be fun as hell
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Apr 17, 2024 15:27
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I think I agree op
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CBD Corndog posted:remember when that tesla robot moved a box or whatever Aww hell no, I've seen this movie!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GB0_kHLOlE
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Elons programming broke and looped back to 2021 shitposts
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Apr 17, 2024 15:28
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who the gently caress is even buying teslas at this point originally it was tech dorks, people who are pro EV, and maybe curious buyers who thought at the time they were cool cars but after Elon revealed his nazi side it's just....right wing nazi tech dorks? I mean I understand China is helping to prop the company up but that's risky China could just say gently caress you Elon and shut it down or take over the operations there.
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Apr 17, 2024 15:39
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He makes a lot of money selling credits to GM etc
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Apr 17, 2024 15:52
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A lot of people don't follow news and know nothing of Elon
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Cassette Moodcore posted:who the gently caress is even buying teslas at this point originally it was tech dorks, people who are pro EV, and maybe curious buyers who thought at the time they were cool cars but after Elon revealed his nazi side it's just....right wing nazi tech dorks? I mean I understand China is helping to prop the company up but that's risky China could just say gently caress you Elon and shut it down or take over the operations there. The only "normal" Tesla driver I've met has one dedicated for a 5 minute commute and lunch forays.
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No. 6 posted:A lot of people don't follow news and know nothing of Elon Most people don’t know or care about twitter. Elon is flying under the radar.
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Cassette Moodcore posted:who the gently caress is even buying teslas at this point originally it was tech dorks, people who are pro EV, and maybe curious buyers who thought at the time they were cool cars but after Elon revealed his nazi side it's just....right wing nazi tech dorks? I mean I understand China is helping to prop the company up but that's risky China could just say gently caress you Elon and shut it down or take over the operations there. as much as I dislike Musk, there are some legitimate arguments in favor of buying something like a Tesla 3. They have very good range, their charging is crazy fast, and Tesla has an extensive charging network. on the other hand...  I'd never buy one for the same reason I never wear my SpaceX hoodie that I got as a gift back in like 2008. I don't want to be associated with Elon.
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dr_rat posted:Only 1.8% in 40 minutes. I'm sure if they have a little nap they'll feel better in no times. As a scientician, I’ve done the math and it will be zero in a day and a half.
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Apr 17, 2024 16:04
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On track to have zero share value by May
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Bar Crow posted:As a scientician, I’ve done the math and it will be zero in a day and a half. And some idiots don't like science and maths 
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Apr 17, 2024 16:05
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No. 6 posted:A lot of people don't follow news and know nothing of Elon The custodian of the Norwegian pension fund (the largest sovereign investment fund in the world) had a (botched lol) sPaCEs with Musk two weeks ago after asking him to come on his podcast for two years. It's so asinine that no one in media has picked up on it
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Apr 17, 2024 16:06
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how has nobody told tech huckster white guys to stop dancing on stage
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Serious_Cyclone posted:how has nobody told tech huckster white guys to stop dancing on stage because funny.
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DogeDesigner is right now making a graph showing that Elon is killing legacy dancing
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tesla fans are openly bragging about having bought like 5 teslas in their lifetime which is loving mind boggling considering they've only really been in the real mark since like 2018.
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They only last about 18 months so I guess it checks out
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CBD Corndog posted:remember when that tesla robot moved a box or whatever God that's a creepy way to stand up.
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CBD Corndog posted:remember when that tesla robot moved a box or whatever well that's frightening
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REMEMBER THE CREEK I shout as I dive into a ditch and whip a cosplay grenade at the creepy BD robofucker.
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LifeSunDeath posted:well that's frightening the shape makes sense because they're gonna drop these things out of the air onto some poor bastard's village
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Apr 17, 2024 16:34
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Teslas already look dated and cheap They need a model revamp badly . On all models
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OneEightHundred posted:The problem is Tesla isn't refocusing anything, they're just cutting staff because their revenue is in decline and they have no plan B. Excuse me, they’re an automation company now *robot awkwardly lifts one box*
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the original tesla roadster from 2011 or whatever was neat. i really wanted one back then. the appeal of any other tesla is completely lost on me.
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euphronius posted:Teslas already look dated and cheap It's kind of wild. Feels like any other car maker would get relentlessly poo poo on if they just released the same looking car year in and year out for like a decade. But I guess Tesla gets graded on a curve because dumbasses still buy them??
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euphronius posted:Teslas already look dated and cheap Have you seen theblatest and greatest car design that is the CYBERTRUCK?
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Tesla's net profit to date is apparently around $34B, which makes Elon's bid for 50 or whatever even more impressive
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shyduck posted:Tesla's net profit to date is apparently around $34B, which makes Elon's bid for 50 or whatever even more impressive You forget ceo bonuses are based on share price, not profit these days!
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explosivo posted:It's kind of wild. Feels like any other car maker would get relentlessly poo poo on if they just released the same looking car year in and year out for like a decade. But I guess Tesla gets graded on a curve because dumbasses still buy them?? I've long felt that the automotive industry having to come up with yearly models was a waste of industrial capacity. It would make more sense if they went to 5-10 year programs. Like how videogame consoles do it.
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shyduck posted:Tesla's net profit to date is apparently around $34B, which makes Elon's bid for 50 or whatever even more impressive how much of that 34b is tax payer money?
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Some very large institutional investors were behind the heavy metal drummer's lawsuit against Tesla, so they're not going to vote 'yea' for Musk to get all that money back PLUS move governance to Texas. He'll probably still win the vote, but it would be very funny if Musk loses by the margin of shares he sold to buy Twitter. He really needs that $56b because someone did the math and estimated Musk would be worth only $36b if Tesla was properly valued and that was before he lost his $56b pay package. It might be to the level where he's effectively bankrupt based on his Twitter exposure and other $TLSA backed debt.
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In 2011 Tesla design was a couple years ahead of most mid market sedans, now it is about 5-7 years behind them
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John Wick of Dogs posted:In 2011 Tesla design was a couple years ahead of most mid market sedans, now it is about 5-7 years behind them God I hope it doesn't turn out Cybertruck is 2-3 years a head of it's time, otherwise we're in for some not so great times it would seem. 
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John Wick of Dogs posted:In 2011 Tesla design was a couple years ahead of most mid market sedans, now it is about 5-7 years behind them 
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kazil posted:Nothing funny from Musk. All just intense bigotry. sounds like public health measures and musk hates those.
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coconono posted:I've long felt that the automotive industry having to come up with yearly models was a waste of industrial capacity. It would make more sense if they went to 5-10 year programs. Like how videogame consoles do it. Most yearly updates to appearance are minor tweaks or corrections. The major changes are on a 5-7 year schedule. The concept of a model year is important for factory logistics and repairs & replacement parts tho. All model year 2019 Escapes will have the same AC and suspension and etc etc with just a few variations in options. If in June an engineer comes up with a more efficient way to mount the headlights it will be rolled with the next model year and every repair manual will be able to specify which part you need for 2019 and earlier headlights vs 2020 and later headlights. The model year represents a whole package of gradual changes applied at once, which can be accurately tracked for parts delivered to the factory and parts ordered by repair shops Tesla does not do this. Changes are rolled out randomly whenever someone gets the parts ordered.
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