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Also I can't prove it, but I strongly suspect that model year facelifts also represent tooling wearing out. So if a part, (say the shape of the rear fenders), is frequently changed with model year then that piece of tooling is either wearing out faster or is cheaper to change (or both) because of the size and shape of the piece or the type of material being formed.
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But you also get poo poo like "we saved six cents by replacing the screw with plastic fasteners" and then my skid plate flies off at 90mph.
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yeah but if the skid plate only kills 1 person / x years and its still under 0.06$ / time unit we still come out at top.
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Isn't the 50 billion number misleading ? I thought I read in one of these threads that he wanted 25% of the company so that the board couldn't get rid of / overrule him, and the shares in the package give him that.
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There's a 2+ hour Youtube doc about the American Motor Company (AMC) and it was essentially a bunch of failed automakers that got together and eventually still failed because French anarchists killed Renault's CEO. One of the companies absorbed in the 1950s (Studebaker I think) had a pretty good reliable car platform, but they never updated it and it failed because other brands had newer looking stuff. American car buyers can be basic bitches and sometimes all we want are cooler looking headlights or fins on our cars. Anyway, there's a top of the line Model S in the our neighborhood and I can't tell if it's a 2018 or a 2024, which I'm sure is part of Elon Musk's masterful gambit to bore the gently caress out of potential customers.
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*orange 'Car Wash Mode activated' light starts flashing at Elon HQ* "Deploying legal team immediately, sir"
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Renfield posted:Isn't the 50 billion number misleading ? That was on top of the 56 billion. He demanded even more in order to have absolute control over the ai decisions
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World's first gremlin car. Don't charge it after midnight!
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Krispy Wafer posted:There's a 2+ hour Youtube doc about the American Motor Company (AMC) and it was essentially a bunch of failed automakers that got together and eventually still failed because French anarchists killed Renault's CEO. One of the companies absorbed in the 1950s (Studebaker I think) had a pretty good reliable car platform, but they never updated it and it failed because other brands had newer looking stuff. American car buyers can be basic bitches and sometimes all we want are cooler looking headlights or fins on our cars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCmHII0Pp9w All of the RCR Stories videos are great if you're remotely a car guy
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Seth Pecksniff posted:lol Tesla's board is asking shareholders to approve the $56 billion dollar pay package for Elon that got terminated last year How many loving people did he just fire? Oh, right - 14,000.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:How many loving people did he just fire? He couldn't even be bothered to tell most of them, they just showed up to work and their badges/logins were disabled
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Azhais posted:He couldn't even be bothered to tell most of them, they just showed up to work and their badges/logins were disabled um, he politely emailed them at 3am that they were fired.
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Azhais posted:He couldn't even be bothered to tell most of them, they just showed up to work and their badges/logins were disabled Elon isn't telling anyone they are fired unless he is being petty. It turns out organizing the layoff of thousands of people is hard, especially if the group that does it is also having layoffs!
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explosivo posted:It's kind of wild. Feels like any other car maker would get relentlessly poo poo on if they just released the same looking car year in and year out for like a decade. But I guess Tesla gets graded on a curve because dumbasses still buy them?? Gnomocide posted:What? If you use correct impedance cables (ie dmx not XLR) and terminate your daisy chain, dmx is rock solid and not prone to errors, no? That's why we all still use such ancient protocols (I thought?) If you get a random bit flip on a pyro trigger you've got flammable things blasting off-cue which might have slightly worse consequences! OneEightHundred fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Apr 17, 2024 |
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Any workforce layoff should also require a random number generator to determine if the board is fired, with the chance to be fired equal to the percent of staff laid off
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YOU GOTTA WASH YOUR CYBERTRUCK AT NIGHT! NO REFUNDS!!
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I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think this post is being unfair to the value of NFTs.
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SilverSupernova posted:I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think this post is being unfair to the value of NFTs.
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I thought it was never a good idea to wash your car in direct sunlight, regardless if it is a regular painted car or an idiotic steel cyberdick It can leave water marks when the metal is hot.
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priznat posted:I thought it was never a good idea to wash your car in direct sunlight, regardless if it is a regular painted car or an idiotic steel cyberdick years of horny carwash movies disagree with you
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Azhais posted:years of horny carwash movies disagree with you This is a worthwhile tradeoff to get water spots if there will be the chance of some sexiness Something no cybertruck owner is in danger of being exposed to
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CBD Corndog posted:remember when that tesla robot moved a box or whatever God I wish that was me
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priznat posted:I thought it was never a good idea to wash your car in direct sunlight, regardless if it is a regular painted car or an idiotic steel cyberdick
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I love how a billionaire thinks he's some kind of hero for not taking a salary.
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Voiding your cars warranty by getting it wet
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i like how rich people get to loop hole not have a paycheck.
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I will forfeit my salary too, in exchange for a guaranteed $50 billion of annual performance bonuses. You can call me a hero of you want
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https://twitter.com/RealDanODowd/status/1778224756220940585 Tesla FSD identifies child and then mows it down 5 seconds later.
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/RealDanODowd/status/1778224756220940585 3 for 3 That’s pretty good
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https://twitter.com/CocJii/status/1778244480178463028 Every child sacrificed improves the car.
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Just imagine how much faster FSD can gain knowledge by running over children, compared to SpaceX exploding a rocket once or twice a year 
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Forgetting it’s supposed to be a child , should it be hitting anything in the middle of the road
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tfw you discover your car is a vampire
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euphronius posted:Forgetting it’s supposed to be a child , should it be hitting anything in the middle of the road The cyber truck will win, so sure why not.
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but its so smart it knows its a fake. "the test is to not hit it" e: musk and antman : i hate GTA because i dont like killing cops!
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Call me when it accelerates into a child
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Serious_Cyclone posted:tfw you discover your car is a vampire
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