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Should I step down as head of twitter
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MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

EorayMel posted:

Also I have always had twitter embeds disabled on something awful and the percentage of posts that are just mind-numbing lines of pale blue URLs is almost saddening

How you do this?

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MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

"Whatever you do, Elon, don't for the love of god buy Facebook! Please I beg you"

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I cannot wait for Twitter to crater and we can dunk on these chodes, but also there would be no ability to dunk on these chodes 😭

When they can't post dumb poo poo and get the attention they so dearly crave, think of it as the universe dunking on them

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Trillhouse posted:

tim apple told him his dumb trolling posts were what was actually scaring advertisers (including Apple) away. tim probably told him they would advertise again if he behaved himself, which, if true, is very lmao.

Tim Apple escorted Elon around Apple Park, full of people working relatively hard, being paid relatively well, enjoying the benefits of a solid stock valuation and being able to have families and a personal life, then he looked at his watch and said "Well, it's been real swell talking with you Elon" and sent him on his way.

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

The Saddest Rhino posted:

That's Blake lemoine who is this guy



This is the guy who is invited to a party at somebody's house, and the crowd yells "do the pose! do the pose!" so he hoists his dirty shoe up onto the nearest coffee table knocking drinks and the sour cream dip bowl over, wheezing "huzzah!"

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Journalists always refer to twitter as a place where the media talks to itself -- they are the power users of the service, and are hopelessly dopamine addicted. loving with advertisers is one level of stupid, but loving with your power users (addicted or not) is a whole other level of stupid.

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

learnincurve posted:

Only time having a private jet makes sense is if you have a private airport or are getting on a helicopter to the final destination. Getting off your private plane and getting in a car has always been dumb as poo poo, especially in LA.

Maybe he should use a helicopter to get around the LA area like Kobe Bryant did

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

I believe ceos have a fiduciary duty to avoid behaviors that can damage the shareholders investments. Elon would know this if he were a business man and not a petulant infant

The whole board does and this is precisely why the the BOD of Twitter sold to Elon Musk. The offer was so ludicrously stupid that they had to do it on behalf of the shareholders.

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

The Postman posted:



makes u think

He didn't do at least three of those things, so not sure what we're supposed to get out of that...

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Chrpno posted:

Have we discussed the thing under the left of the "gun"? It's an accessory for a Tibetan bell



More precisely it's a vajra

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

ralph pls go

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MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

Sentient Data posted:

I wonder if any of those announcements have been made to foreign markets in their native languages in the first place

Good thing the poop emoji requires no translation

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