Elon Musk: Elon is city

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Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed.
Yes	420	4.43%
No	69	0.73%
Goku	9001	94.85%
Total:	9490 votes

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Ups_rail posted:

how can we know if these emails are true *clutches pearls*

oh wait

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DomainKeys_Identified_Mail

not hard to do.

PM your deets bro, we can talk about it.

"Lets talk about it offsite" folks are loving insane.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 21:01

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:23

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

fuctifino posted:

is this a sex thing?

It�s a bit odd yes.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 00:25

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Clipperton posted:

no more threads that are 50% embedded tweets

i come here to get away from twitter ffs

You aren�t doing a very good job of it.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 00:11

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Durzel posted:

Does anyone know if she's always been like this? It all seems so very desperate, like her every waking thought has to be expressed through the lens of X and percentages that mean nothing and don't resonate with anyone (even X, or Elon, and I suspect even her), even if you could take them at face value since there's no means of verifying them anyway.

Expecting her at one point to tell everyone that she's filing for a divorce, but that X is the best place to be for lawyers, they charge 228% less if you reach out to them via DM.

Unless we are missing a massive amount of work behind the scenes, she seems to be producing a very minimal amount of publicity. She seems to be doing even what I would consider a bare minimum of C-suite "work". She is being paid millions to attend some meetings, barely tweet, and be a pretend CEO so Elon can say on paper that is isn't running the company.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 17:07

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Tesla China is having a normal one

https://electrek.co/2023/09/06/tesla-launches-accessory-dumb-elon-musk-thought-it-wasnt-real/

I spoilered this because it really needs some jazz bands pizazz to be fully appreciated

Elon doesn't even get to own the company in China though right? They have laws and such that basically he has have a Proxy company there own it and they can kind of do whatever they want. I am sure i am super wrong.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 19:43

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Ouhei posted:

Did Elmo actually post a picture of Herd dressed up as Mercy? That's supremely sad and hosed up.

1. That he still has that photo in a reasonably easy place to access.
2. That he would just put it out there online for cool points with his nut riders.

I assume even if Herd could sue him for that, she probably wouldn't due to her recent court experiences.

She had his baby. I don't think him posting her mercy picture is going to bring a lawsuit.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 16:28

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

kazil posted:

No?

yeah okay

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 16:38

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priznat posted:

It's gonna be funny when China fucks elon over by nationalizing his factories or whatever, regardless of how much sucking up he does.

Aren't they effectively nationalized? The only thing he could get cut out of is the % of the profit he currently gets.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 19:38

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kazil posted:

The amount of extra weight tungsten would add would be incredible.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 22:31

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Murdstone posted:

"We talk about everything."
--Woman He Didn't Talk To About This

Getting a suspicion that Yacc might be on the sauce a bit in this interview.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 04:03

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

What is this �twitter you speak of? Says the man who still redirects web traffic to twitter.com.

I would suspect traffic doesn�t redirect to x.com out of fear of it being blocked under porn for a large chunk of systems.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 20:30

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Equeen posted:

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1711763183457665062?s=46&t=pYXbrsIUxM-F__2KiH5Cag
drat, I think we found the one good thing Elon has ever done in his life.

Jason kind of has a rep of being overly nice and gracious to people around him. I also feel like his style could be confused for "dep like" without him meaning to.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 17:59

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

shyduck posted:

do you think linda drinks at the office

Linda is perma sloshed.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 17:54

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

WhyteRyce posted:

Aliexpress is a great place to get knock off lego sets

I can hear the something awful admin writing you a scolding PM about this in the distance.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 23:11

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Waffle House posted:

https://www.roadandtrack.com/review...4ZMuIpooHpGKo4s

Toyota developed a $10,000 pickup EV, and it looks awesome.

This is more like what I expect an EV truck to be like, the Extra Cab and RV are my favorites, it looks Astronaut-ish in a way. It'd be awesome if that was a gullwing behind the front door, but it's just a body panel behind the cabin:

That RV truck is incredible.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 02:44

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

That's exactly what it is. There is no migrant "problem". These cities have massive budgets and could easily divert a few million to help poor people - migrants and citizens alike - housing and food. The issue is a lack of will to actually make that happen.

The point of local government spending is diverting that Into your own pockets. Setting up programs like this fucks with that.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 23:56

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Azhais posted:

He couldn't even be bothered to tell most of them, they just showed up to work and their badges/logins were disabled

Elon isn't telling anyone they are fired unless he is being petty. It turns out organizing the layoff of thousands of people is hard, especially if the group that does it is also having layoffs!

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:23

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Sockser posted:

It's coming and I really really hope it's great because it's the only company that has even pretended to want to make a truck that I like in the past 20 years

(Alpha Motors Wolf)

This truck fucks. It also does things like fit in a normal garage and have enough bed space to actually put things in.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 03:48

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