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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I can't wait until Elon Musk dies never having slipped the surly bonds of Earth's gravity. Somehow I only realized just now that he hasn't even gone on an orbital shot in his own company's spacecraft. I can't believe you let Bezos and Branson show you up like that, man!
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Victory Lap posted:Listen man, I think it's great that you're trying to plan ahead, but how about we just go to Mars first and then figure all that stuff out? Sounds loving complicated tbh everything might just work out Look at how long it takes to get to Mars, there's gonna be a whole lot of planning time for that kinda stuff while everyone's on the way
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Aug 31, 2022 03:00
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:We need to send Elon there as soon as possible. Get that rear end to Mars!
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Sep 4, 2022 01:02
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Anton Chigurh posted:Well, I dunno. Haven't really thought about it. Because he's an absolute dumbshit, happy to help
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Sep 11, 2022 05:00
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QuarkJets posted:Why do they need food, can't they just eat each other? Imagine how strong the Mars colony will be when every colonist is the winner of a months-long Thunderdome match where only the strongest survive and get to eat
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Sep 11, 2022 21:57
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Mr. Lobe posted:He burns through them pretty fast, from what I understand. You'd think they'd learn not to actually drive Teslas by this point
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Sep 12, 2022 20:02
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Thinking back to the time someone in here was positing that Elon might not, in fact, be a giant idiot chucklefuck a while back
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Sep 30, 2022 02:04
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PITY BONER posted:Like everything Elon has hyped up, it's all a big fraud. What are you talking about, it's incredible. Previous robots have required upwards of ten people to ensure they don't fall over while waving their hand
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Oct 1, 2022 05:45
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2nd Amendment posted:You seem very hostile. My goon, it is Friday. Relax, I'm not looking for a confrontation but I am feeling you are. I may be misunderstanding that, I'm multitasking so I may be misreading tone. Your frowny avatar doesn't help, maybe it should smile more? You could just, like, not be weird like this
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Oct 1, 2022 07:22
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2nd Amendment posted:Now there are weird creepy stans coming out of the woodwork? Sorry, that was me being up too late and needlessly grumpy as a result.
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Oct 1, 2022 15:41
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PITY BONER posted:33k likes for thirsty comments? Wow. We just saw how "great" his blindingly pale body looks while on holiday in the Mediterranean. There are folks valiantly defending him over the beach bod photos posted in the replies, although the photos themselves have all been hidden by that tweeter for some reason 
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Oct 2, 2022 19:59
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I only watch actual video clips of him speaking onc3 in a long while, and I'm surprised every time by what an uncomfortable, uncharismatic speaker he is. Like, he's just up there spouting obvious made-up bullshit, but there's not even a forceful personality behind it to make it seem real, why would anybody pay attention to that?
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Oct 3, 2022 16:23
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Just gonna temporarily halt transfers and do a rollback on national ownership to fix this
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Oct 3, 2022 18:19
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koshmar posted:From the comments https://twitter.com/Techgnostik/status/1576986337097326592 First, they came for the richest man in the world and his dumbshit opinions on the war in Ukraine
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Oct 3, 2022 18:33
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Klyith posted:(Also a BA in Physics is not a particularly huge accomplishment, it's being a college graduate. A BA is what you get when you duck out on all the advanced classes. The accomplishment is that he got a econ degree from Wharton at the same time.) Oh lol, I never really thought about that. I didn't even realize a BA in physics was something you could do.
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Oct 4, 2022 16:36
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Bad Purchase posted:i'm seriously considering taking page 69 private at a price of $4.20 per post, my funding is secured 
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Oct 6, 2022 04:54
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Maybe twitter's enforced brevity isn't such a bad thing after all
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Oct 6, 2022 06:38
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Bad Purchase posted:
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Oct 6, 2022 17:37
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Wow. I knew they were somebody, but I hadn't tied the name to specific memorably dumb things.
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Oct 6, 2022 20:22
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There's probably a good Bear Arms username in there somewhere, which should be excepted
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Oct 6, 2022 22:03
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Bad Purchase posted:users love it when you rapidly iterate on the service they're used to using for no reason That's why I've stayed around here so long, updates at a pace I can handle
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Oct 7, 2022 04:52
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https://twitter.com/MostlyPeacefull/status/1579947037449080832 Notice me, Elonpai
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Oct 11, 2022 23:08
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The mistake there is in not charging me to opt out of targeted celebrity tweets.
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Oct 21, 2022 20:29
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I love this stupid future we're in
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Oct 22, 2022 03:44
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Just imagine trying to make a left turn across 170 km of people going the same way
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Oct 23, 2022 00:27
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Rebel Blob posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1584533444444332033 Lol The chess board exists in a mere two dimensions, a match is but an inconsequential blip barely noticeable by my consciousness. I tire of these mortal fancies
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Oct 25, 2022 04:02
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A true working class hero
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Oct 25, 2022 04:58
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:He's totally wearing a girdle in that pic. Gotta keep up that presidential posture
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Oct 26, 2022 05:17
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therobit posted:Jesus Christ his kids are even uglier than he is. That's the pope you rear end in a top hat
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Oct 26, 2022 05:57
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"Chief Twit" made me laugh. Goddammit, Elon 
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Oct 26, 2022 20:15
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Sentient Data posted:So has anyone at Twitter confirmed anything? Without a press statement from their C suite or legal team, this all reads as 100% bullshit It does feel weird, but at the same time, in his current position would he be able to just start tweeting false statements and videos about him finally owning twitter without any action against him? I have no idea how any of this stuff works.
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Oct 27, 2022 17:14
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How's Elon stand on Trump these days, anyway? I don't know if he's mad after being discarded on a whim, or if he wants to get back into the club and giving Donnie his tweets back might just do it.
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Oct 28, 2022 02:56
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That seems a little extreme, perhaps Elon should just slip and fall on his rear end and have everyone make fun of him
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Oct 28, 2022 06:09
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Supreme Allah posted:whats a data engineer specifically. people just add random words after data to make up new pay scales dont they I consider myself a data gardener, the shitposts I generate serve as fertilizer for the databases they go into.
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Oct 28, 2022 22:03
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Cthulu Carl posted:Last time I got laid off was on Halloween, and I gotta say, even if it's loving Arbor Day, bosses who lay off workers on a holiday should be made to eat sidewalk chalk. I'm just imagining getting an email with the subject line Some SpOoOoOkY news about your employment
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Oct 30, 2022 01:00
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TwoPair posted:"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to fire you." Lol, just imagining Elon standing there mumbling his way through a villainous monologue and eventually promising complete global saturation as his tech leads just stand there going 
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Oct 31, 2022 16:19
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Decon posted:I thought this poo poo was hyperbolic but I actually rode about a quarter mile in the back of a Model 3 recently. The door open mechanism is an electronic button and I didn't know where the emergency door release was. It's actually genuinely kinda scary not knowing how you're meant to exit a vehicle if poo poo goes bad. That's what the fire's for. No loose ends
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Oct 31, 2022 20:29
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Elon Musk is not actually an engineer. Um excuse me, he worked hard for that honorary doctorate in engineering from Yale
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Nov 1, 2022 17:19
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I don't know why that one keeps getting remembered the wrong way, because the reality is actually funnier for once
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If Elon really wants money from me, he'll start charging to link twitter accounts to stuff, the only actual reason it's useful for me is that it's by far the easiest way to offload video game captures from consoles to use elsewhere.
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