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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Elon Musk: Elon is city
Should I step down as head of twitter
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Elon Musk hosed me and paid me 44 billion dollars ill never forgive him

* # ¿ Apr 25, 2022 21:18
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Elon Musk

* # ¿ May 19, 2022 20:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Musklon E

* # ¿ May 20, 2022 18:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yaldabaoth posted:

Do you guys think Elon Musk started talking softly to his penis while stroking it and petting it like a beloved pet after he made that tweet demanding his victim describe it for proof?

He hosed me

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2022 20:28
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bad Purchase posted:

crazy frog is definitely packin', it's probably the only nice thing you can say about it

edit: gonna do the math to prove this

starting with the image here: https://www.rollingstone.co.uk/tech/news/crazy-frog-is-getting-death-threats-over-nft-collection-8203/

i'm counting about 55 pixels from base to tip, and about 820 pixels from heel to just above where the helmet meets the forehead. so that's a ratio of about 0.067 penis to height. scale that up to a male human's height (~6 feet) and that's 4.8 inches, flaccid of course. it's obvious crazy frog is a grower, so i'm gonna guess an additional 3 inches hard. so we're talkin' just shy of 8 inches here, folks.

Crazxy frog kiss my lips

* # ¿ Jun 8, 2022 04:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Is he dead yet

* # ¿ Jul 1, 2023 15:04
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 F-f-f-freestyler, rock the microphone

* # ¿ Oct 5, 2023 23:17
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:33
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MrQwerty posted:

HDMI is for babies, when you grow up you use DisplayPort

DisplayJort

* # ¿ May 12, 2024 22:41
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