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twitter HQ with musk inside must be like the hell dimension in event horizon
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:also has anyone made a computer peripheral that can recreate smells from an image? just for lols you know? look at your avatar you know what she's seeing
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Nov 14, 2022 20:56
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this is the most expensive comedy that will ever be made thanks leon we like a chuckle
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Nov 18, 2022 12:00
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so many software places do flexible working and let people chill and drink a bit in between working because it's a mentally exhausting job and those are reasonable measures to take to avoid people dropping out due to burnout this moron here wants people to do stakhanovite programming and that's not something any human can do for any sustained period lol
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Nov 18, 2022 20:41
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you program like poo poo if you don't take regular breaks from it and clear your head
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Nov 18, 2022 21:08
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i'm glad i stayed on forums and IRC
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Nov 18, 2022 21:17
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no one can take my sweet fuckin IRC logs from me 
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Nov 18, 2022 21:18
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pretty soft girl posted:my old job was in an insurance company in the middle of nowhere and the IT dept got re-orged by a group of dudes who fancied themselves to be a bunch of elons. 37 hour work weeks with quarterly on-call responsibilities suddenly became 60 hour work weeks with monthly on-call responsibilities and boy did I write some embarrassingly bad code during that time yeah i don't give a poo poo about twitter but i'm watching this shitshow because so much of it chimes with experience
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Nov 18, 2022 21:32
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can SA forums cope with the twitter exodus 
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Nov 18, 2022 21:35
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learnincurve posted:I'm English and what is a guzzler? turn off ur monitor m8
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Nov 18, 2022 21:41
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The Postman posted:as long as your manager vouches for you and you bring screenshots of 10 bad-rear end posts to the office by midnight oh i can think of a bad-rear end post 
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Nov 18, 2022 21:52
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1593520669358452737?s=46&t=ggxcweUTpNtHt0NTOdNj8w we work hord, we play hord 
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Nov 19, 2022 00:37
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do these stupid fucks want a world with a few billionaire geniuses owning everything, a dozen sychophants serving them and everyone else on the streets surviving on moss and insects and trying to improvise a workable smartphone so they can marvel at the wondrous creations of their betters
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Nov 19, 2022 00:39
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well that's hosed in the head 
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Nov 19, 2022 00:42
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i hope trump gets up in the night to go post on twitter and in his haste he trips on his flapping open dressing gown and falls down the stairs and cracks his skull open on some gold plated tacky poo poo of his and finally humanity can be free of his god drat bullshit
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Nov 21, 2022 00:37
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Bottom Liner posted:https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1594842112629116931?s=20&t=RW8zIvcJ4is3AQLM48GpZA he gonna discover PHP str_contains and poo poo his pants crispix fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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Nov 22, 2022 21:14
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Preoptopus posted:My old boss never read anything and just blurted out random incorect facts often to customers that were so clearly wrong it was cringy to sit there and listen to it. I wanted to scream just loving take 2 seconds and look it up and actually sound smart rather than just guessing, thinking u sound smart but actually come off like a massive egotistical idiot. i hope you weren't working at directory enquiries
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Nov 22, 2022 21:56
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who held the baby is 2022's janet jackson's nipple
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Nov 27, 2022 17:49
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Cthulu Carl posted:“Deleting a line of code is more valuable than adding one.” ... for a day, or thereabouts
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Nov 29, 2022 22:47
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who the gently caress spends $44 billion on a got drat shitposting machine
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Nov 29, 2022 22:48
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mr ye is more nuts than got drat randy quaid, now and randy quaid is crazier than a shithouse rat
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Dec 2, 2022 23:02
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you all should listen to old ma musk and leave her elin be!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Dec 2, 2022 23:04
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he was probably coked up to all gently caress in a toilet when he posted that and has passed out
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Dec 2, 2022 23:06
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hunter biden's birth certificate reveals real name is lesley
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Dec 2, 2022 23:26
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Decon posted:Not when your plan was to never actually unveil anything in the first place, and just make vague suggestions that you've been pressured not to. almost until i'd read the whole thing i thought this was someone mocking his micromanaging of twitter employees
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Dec 3, 2022 00:21
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that's a pretty fuckin nice dick
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Dec 3, 2022 01:40
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thanks elin now the world knows POTUS and the fruit of his loins be hung af
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Dec 3, 2022 02:23
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Mr. Torrance posted:I refuse to believe Buck Sexton is a real name and not some sort of pornstar name. 
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Dec 4, 2022 16:30
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these people should accept their mortality and try to stop being massive c...
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Dec 6, 2022 21:36
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cack-faced cunnies, in this world imo
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Dec 6, 2022 21:36
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what about those people who get artificial asses but just silicone
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Dec 6, 2022 22:08
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ol' musky making us ponder the boundary between employee and hostage
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Dec 10, 2022 21:30
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pray for planet of the apes future where elon is top of the apes' list of humans to gently caress up
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Dec 10, 2022 22:39
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enschuldingung wo ist der TEKNO-NAZIS  bitte
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Dec 13, 2022 21:44
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dwight schrute billionaire bitch
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Dec 13, 2022 21:45
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A farting mink posted:Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. disturbing how often i have to ask this these days but is this real? he gives the ability to drive diagonally the barest mention and spends the whole video LOOK AT DEEZ LEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK HOW IT LIGHT UP
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Dec 14, 2022 11:25
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i hope he chokes like zorg except there's no priest
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Dec 19, 2022 20:42
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never in the history of humankind has an argument against capitalism been embodied so perfectly in one person
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Dec 28, 2022 19:45
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hey, that matrix is all right!
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NO DAD I WON'T DO MY HOMEWORK YOU ARE THE MATRIX
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