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Lawman 0 posted:You know this guy is 100% gonna make a psycho space harem. When we were jacking off to Internet porn, Musk was reading Piers Anthony and trying to figure out how to make that a reality.
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Yaldabaoth posted:An evil person would be someone like Cobra Commander from GI Joe, a person who commits evil acts because they're fully aware their actions are evil and they love doing evil things just for the hell of it. No such person exists in real life because all humans think they're good people and their actions are good and they come up with moral justifications for them. Counterargument: 
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Apr 26, 2022 01:18
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Lascivious Sloth posted:How does he shave that neck? does he hold it taught like when you're shaving a saggy ball sack? Yes
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Apr 26, 2022 02:36
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mobby_6kl posted:Oh wow I completely forgot about this whole story To be fair, why would anyone want to solve world hunger when they can shitpost on the Internet and call people "pedo guys" all day long?
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Apr 26, 2022 02:40
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Shitter buys Shitter, who'd a thunk?
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Apr 26, 2022 07:02
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Lmao at Elon Musk buying Twitter because he wants a really big platform to shitpost whatever his consciousness farts into his brain while he's jerking it in a lithium battery powered bathroom.
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Apr 29, 2022 09:04
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And lmao that there are people who worship the human-sized foreskin known as Elon Musk.
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Kale posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1520021098934554624?cxt=HHwWgMC-0drImZgqAAAA Imagine tweeting that. What a loving assclown.
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Apr 29, 2022 15:54
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lmao also, elon musk is the next iteration of donald trump gonna lol when he lobbies to get the constitution changed so he can run and his buttlicking goobers all bend over backwards to make it happen
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Apr 29, 2022 23:59
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I'm going to put a hex on Elon so that every time he tweets his penis gets smaller and smellier
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Jun 23, 2022 19:29
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RandomPauI posted:All that money spent just to look like an evil clone of Justin McElroy lol Here's some DALL-E fun 
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Jun 23, 2022 19:47
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Hardawn posted:You can pinpoint the exact moment he squeezes out a fresh turd. That signature raised eyebrow That's the moment when he becomes highly regarded from the standpoint of presidential. 
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Jun 24, 2022 02:49
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flubber nuts posted:what his urethra smell like? My poop. Don't ask me why.
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steinrokkan posted:How many horses has he "gifted" to you? None. Fucker says that they're in the mail.
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Jun 24, 2022 10:01
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EVIL Gibson posted:He looks like the misshapen villain that thinks being in high society means he is accepted as a peer. Ah, you mean like this?  Bonus lol 
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Analytic Engine posted:https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1466799534139453450?s=21&t=wpNVs6RS8WxbN65WGesweQ 
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Jul 7, 2022 02:25
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The best possible outcome is the end of Twitter and Elon Musk
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Jul 9, 2022 00:48
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Sydney Bottocks posted:An interesting thing from this guy's Twitter thread: the assumption people have that this will be one of those long, drawn-out court lawsuits that takes years to get through. When in fact, given the way the laws in Delaware are structured, it's very likely it will be decided in a matter of months (unless they reach a settlement before then). Delaware's laws that pertain to these kinds of cases tend to be very heavily weighted in the favor of corporations. Lmao Live by the loosest incorporation laws, die by the loosest incorporation laws.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'm going to ride in a Tesla tonight RIP, Seth (Rest In Pyrotechnics) 
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Jul 29, 2022 22:45
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I honestly wish all these loving electric car companies would stop sullying the good names of awesome scientists like Nikolai Tesla and Michael Faraday.
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Jul 29, 2022 22:46
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Elon Musk revealing that his own Twitter account is a bot would be a hell of a lot less embarrassing than admitting that he is responsible for all of his Tweets.
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No posts noting that Elon Musk sold $6.9 billion in Tesla stock? https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/9/23299343/elon-musk-tesla-stock-sells-twitter-trial I'll say this about Elon. He is committed to meme numbers.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:03
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Wow, an IT Crowd reference? Way to keep up with the memes of the times, Musk-man!
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Mozi posted:more like Man Chestier This is peak performance 
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Aug 18, 2022 01:14
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Perfect Stupid Newbie replacement, imo "Are people laughing at my posts???"
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Nov 30, 2023 09:31
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Also, he kind of looks like Buzz McCallister in that pic
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The Cybertruck provides each owner a personal IRC channel so you can cyber with Grok.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Cybertruck is our IRL ED209. Built by a dumb Corp, completely incapable of handling off -level terrain, kills accidentally, huge, heavy, stainless. Shrieks horribly when overturned, probably More like it is our IRL 6000 SUX
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Dec 1, 2023 05:39
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lmao, is this how all rich morons sit when trying to hide their gut? 
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And a lot end up moving back to Cali, so lmao
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Dec 2, 2023 06:11
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I appreciate that Elon Musk is dedicating his later years to becoming The Fat Man from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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kdrudy posted:Elon would bungle and bobble the Fingal dopple. Without a doubt
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Definitely funny that Elon is doing his best to turn Twitter into Gab
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stolen meme valor
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Mr Scumbag posted:Well I guess it does what it says on the box. lmao
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Elias_Maluco posted:I have a whole bunch of them too Elon's "charcoal" is just ripping off Peter Lorre 
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Biplane posted:I'm suffering extreme second hand embarassment and heavy psychic damage from how bad of a poster Elon Musk is. It's unreal. He was bad at posting even before he spent 44 billion dollars to become King Shitposter, but now? I can't even imagine the amount of drugs he has to shove up his nose to stand the shame. At some point his heart will explode, surely? Mercifully? Elon will transfer his consciousness into a monkey before his heart gives out.
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