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Captain Hygiene posted:Good news for those of you who were sad that The Joke was over Lolling (and lmaoing) @ the richest man on the planet having to do what his landlord says
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Using his big business brain to to maybe break even Fire 75% of the staff Don't pay any bills Profit (maybe) lol
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Apr 13, 2023 21:50
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Whatever happened to that big $50 billion (?) payday Elon was supposed to get from Tesla?
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Apr 17, 2023 16:15
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junan_paalla posted:Why did this need to be a thread of multiple tweets? Shouldn't Twitter utilize their amazing innovative long-form text post feature instead? Even they know long form tweets are stupid lol
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Apr 17, 2023 18:28
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I don't think the site is gonna break tomorrow, but I'm excited to see how many celebrities don't give a crap about losing their blue checks lol
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Apr 19, 2023 21:30
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Apr 20, 2023 01:54
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I will always mock Elon lol And yeah, google says these Starship rockets are about $10m to launch? That's pretty "cheap"
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Apr 20, 2023 15:21
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Hell yeah the Blue Check Massacre has begun Notable victims so far: the Pope, Beyonce, Bill Gates, Lady Gaga
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Apr 20, 2023 19:47
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Steadiman posted:
The dude sitting on @therealpope could do some real damage today lol
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Apr 20, 2023 20:51
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 I forgot about the dig Tumblr did on the stupid checkmark lol, it made them like $263k though
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Apr 20, 2023 20:59
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Lol @ at that money argument If I was worth $200 million I definitely wouldn't spend any money for a stupid blue checkmark
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Apr 21, 2023 14:58
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Deptfordx posted:I assume she's an Elf because even in this guys Fantasy he can't imagine an actual human woman being interested in him. Lol it's Neverwinter Nights2 fanart, or at least Google says so
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Apr 21, 2023 15:22
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Rondette posted:I like the fact that the threads have ends, and it is a bit easier to have a break in the doom scrolling. Agreed big time. Even the guy that invented the "infinite scroll" regrets having ever made it
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Apr 21, 2023 18:07
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Yeah you can't even use search on T(w)itter anymore without having an account. Epic le change sir
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Apr 21, 2023 19:55
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Frank Frank posted:I remember an interview from way back when with Chuck D where he was giggling about the fact that some people didn’t realize Public Enemy was political. Same deal with RatM. It takes a special kind of Paul Ryan-stupid to enjoy that music and just ignore the context and meaning behind it. https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1270419869524094976 Lol yeah people definitely didn't listen to or read the lyrics to any RatM songs back in the 90's And why the hell is Tom Morello paying for a gold check! Get it together Tom
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Apr 22, 2023 18:26
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Rent $200 lol Speeding tickets $350 lmao Who made this image??
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Apr 24, 2023 15:34
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Just go to the graveyard and get some free skulls jeez lol
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Apr 24, 2023 17:00
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Why did he even mess with the launch pad in the first place? Cost saving reasons? Or just his stupid-rear end ego thinking he knows best?
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Apr 27, 2023 19:29
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Wait, you're not interested in an EnVision Nexus Multimode Plate Reader? I thought it was a dishwasher at first lol
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Apr 28, 2023 15:40
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Actually illegal to abort the launch in Texas. Lol Finally catching up with the bill Maher interview and good lord it's just infuriating to watch. Elon just giggling like an idiot the whole time, bill kissing his rear end the whole time and the audience going wild for no reason at random times. No real questions being asked, just a 10 minute circle jerk of talking but saying nothing I can't stand these two
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MuadDib Atreides posted:link or? https://youtu.be/oO8w6XcXJUs 20 minutes lol enjoy
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Apr 30, 2023 18:30
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MuadDib Atreides posted:ok ya im not watching this Sorry bud lol
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Apr 30, 2023 18:39
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And you spend those seven days stuttering and stammering "uhh err umm" over and over ol
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Apr 30, 2023 18:56
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It's just a bird what's the big deal?? There's millions of em and they shouldn't be standing in the way of progess
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quote:In an April 26 statement to SpaceNews, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said it documented impacts from the April 20 Starship integrated test flight that lifted off from Boca Chica, Texas, to the neighboring Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge. That documentation started after the highway leading to both the launch site and refuge, closed due to what the agency called “launch pad safety concerns,” opened two days after the flight. https://spacenews.com/fish-and-wildlife-service-documents-damage-from-starship-launch
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May 1, 2023 15:42
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Don't worry guys, Elon got rid of the bots and he'll get rid of the fake BlueChecks™ too
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May 1, 2023 19:14
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Looks like the SpaceX Falcon Heavy took off without any issues today so score one for Elon hell yeah I thought everything SpaceX was grounded but it must just be the Starship
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May 1, 2023 20:35
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Opening up twitter.com with no account logged in and the first four tweets are Met Gala shots and a stupid Elon meme lol
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May 2, 2023 14:07
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Lol I'm pretty sure the hate for Tesla started when the news started reporting the cars randomly catching on fire and FSD running into other cars/walls/any other stationary object on the road Elon being an absolute idiot troll doesn't help the company out either
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May 2, 2023 16:24
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Mozi posted:no he's actively hunting for a new CEO just like he promised he would, i'm sure of it https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1625695877326340102
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May 2, 2023 19:25
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Uh I did not buy a $1000 phone to watch poo poo in 480p lol
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May 2, 2023 21:00
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quote:“Our policy is to recycle handles that are definitively dormant,” Musk later said in another email to the outlet. “Same policy applies to all accounts. No special treatment for NPR.” He just made this policy up yesterday didn't he
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May 3, 2023 19:40
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Browsing twitter.com without an account is pretty fun now You get to see about 15 tweets and then it either repeats with infinite scrolling or just jumps back to the top of the page lol and the search doesn't work anymore unless you're logged in
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May 4, 2023 15:11
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Infinitum posted:Dude straight up has the mind of a teenager An insult to teenagers everywhere lol
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May 4, 2023 19:00
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If you can make m*th by just using those instructions, you probably didn't need any instructions to begin with lol
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May 4, 2023 21:29
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goatface posted:Now someone post the guide to basic uranium enrichment and the shipping container bomb. This one might be a bit much tho lol
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May 4, 2023 21:54
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Freaquency posted:Hey! Listen! Holy crap I forgot how much I hated that thing in Zelda lol
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May 5, 2023 15:11
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Whose kid is that https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1257925244733452290
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May 5, 2023 15:27
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:Just thinking about all those battles won nonviolently. Hey now we might not have won those battles without the SR-17 flying Mach3 at 85,000ft to take some pictures
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goatface posted:Where did they even deploy the blackbird? Or is that all still classified? That is a good question I've never thought of either. Looked it up real quick and here we go While the SR-71 began its career in Asia, its reach would become global—gathering intelligence on targets in America’s backyard (Cuba, Nicaragua), as well as in the Middle East (during the 1973 Yom Kippur War and its aftermath, and at Benina Airfield in Libya after the 1986 El Dorado Canyon raid). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILop3Kn3JO8 If you've never read or listened to the SR-71 LA speed story, you gotta watch this lol
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