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Apr 26, 2022 16:35
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the man who founded the global economy by crashing it the hardest it ever did but, like, everywhere elon musk has the money to Mansa Musa everyone but he won't do it because he loves being rich and is scared of criticism lol MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Apr 26, 2022 |
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Apr 26, 2022 17:08
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Zil posted:Except here of course. Reddit is still in play in this scenario, SA remains #2
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Apr 27, 2022 16:57
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runnypoops posted:Do u guys think Elon Musk has ever successfully brought a sex partner to orgasm? he's never followed through on a single goddamn thing he's ever done so no
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May 20, 2022 14:48
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David Perdue posted his chubbed-up hog on Twitter, where's the dick pic Elon
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May 20, 2022 16:33
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Main Paineframe posted:hard to have a management style like this over Skype The lead of my department on 1st shift has this management style; last night my boss and I root caused a giant fuckup where an incorrect resistor was placed on an entire work order of boards to one of her passdowns, where she openly admitted to splicing reels off the shelf and forcing someone else to do it too while DEK was there working on the screen printer. Her number is the one on the reel that is half the wrong part. She didn't come in to work today; idk why not. Not like she's ever gotten in trouble for open harassment or loving bricking whole work orders before.
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Jun 1, 2022 16:47
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Anton Chigurh posted:Nah, Elon just has two kids with her. He's gotta force a woman to have two abortions and a tubal ligation because kids won't fit into their lifestyle while secretly siring 2 more kids to be on Clint's level
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Jun 17, 2022 19:53
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Klyith posted:lmao every time the emerald mine story gets retold it gets better I want you to look at who you are replying to real quick
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Jun 17, 2022 22:48
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Gologle posted:You guys realize that's not the actual fatass posting that, right? I've unfortunately seen many examples of his twitter posts over the years, he isn't anywhere near that coherent. Every tweet that an intern obviously wrote for Trump had the cadence of an actual college graduate and was overloaded with decorum.
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Jul 14, 2022 10:36
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kinda explains a lot about his shithead son
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Jul 15, 2022 03:32
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Sorry your friend joined a cult, but he's donezo
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Jul 17, 2022 14:55
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:idk what to tell you bud within months her phones literally will not charge long enough to last a day and have to stay plugged into the wall constantly, and I have seen many, because she keeps buying the same goddamn iphone and the rest of her family keeps complaining about the exact same thing. I'm not making a whole crusade about it or anything, it is entirely possible this is because she's loving up charging her phone somehow and I wouldn't consider this the biggest problem with an iphone, I am just faithfully reporting a fact I have witnessed with my own two eyes. I have an S8+ and I'm finally thinking about getting a new phone now that its almost 6 years old because for the past 3 the USB hasn't worked at all and I've had to wirelessly charge it, and I am very loving tired of that. I don't have any stake in Apple's ecosystem at all, though, and will be buying an Android phone of some sort.
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Jul 19, 2022 16:19
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Yaldabaoth posted:I think what we're seeing here is catamate syndrome like in ancient Greece, where the men are technically straight but they hate women so much that they'd rather have an intimate relationship with a person they see as a feminine man even though that's not what transwomen are. Log off
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Jul 24, 2022 17:18
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/blakersdozen/status/1555539306734927873?s=21&t=xKc7xZCr5uCs8lMrRDqpEA the glove fits so u can't acquit
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Aug 5, 2022 16:34
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Anton Chigurh posted:It's interesting that Chamath is being brought into the legal battle between Elon's penis and Twatter now: I still want to know what the gently caress this post is, what any of this means, and why it was posted so smugly and self-assuredly
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Aug 7, 2022 21:02
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Anton Chigurh posted:It's interesting that Chamath is being brought into the legal battle between Elon's penis and Twatter now: Anton Chigurh posted:Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
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Aug 20, 2022 09:23
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Anton Chigurh posted:Maybe someone was white knighting me (not likely), but you definitely doing that for the Goatse guy Someone who posts like you calling someone out is loving duckfat-mousse-rich
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Aug 20, 2022 10:09
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Heath posted:How hard do you have to tweak your brain every time you have to look at that thing and go "well at least it's good for the industry" lmao the body is an exoskeletal frame made of cold-rolled stainless welded together, it doesn't have an internal frame, and according to Tesla the steel is so hard it breaks stamping presses. Pretty sure it's incapable of passing NTSB collision testing, but it's also probably never going to get to that point in the first place.
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Aug 23, 2022 13:59
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you will never be able to safely/assuredly nap in a vehicle you are piloting, even if it is riding on rails and powered by the smartest AI of the day, hth
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Aug 23, 2022 15:44
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vaginite posted:My favorite internet cycle is when Musk tweets something preposterous then we all spend three pages proving it’s preposterous. completely insane unless you build silicate manufacturing on mars with robots initially you will never send the glass needed to build that on a rocket and have it intact by the time it lands
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Aug 30, 2022 23:07
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Lmao just lol The Cybertruck will never be sold in the state he's set on anyway because it is a giant, angular piece of rolled stainless steel without any crumple zones whose frame and body are synonymous
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Sep 29, 2022 19:28
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CommieGIR posted:"Let's give the active loser, Russia, who committed war crimes, exactly what they want. I am a geopolitical powerhouse!" - Elon Musk That's the kind of analytic insight you get with a Master's Degree from Trump Diplomacy University, LLC
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Oct 3, 2022 19:17
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PITY BONER posted:I wonder what Putin's kompromat is on him. Please be a piss tape. It's probably some dumbass poo poo we already know like, "Elon Musk lives like a homeless person because all his assets are tied in stock and he has no liquid and women find it reprehensible after the honeymoon wears off, especially after he gets them pregnant"
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Oct 11, 2022 18:33
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sure okay posted:I big time shorted TWTR today and feel good about it. I really don't see him running the company anywhere but into the ground, and I have at least 4 earnings calls to see that come to fruition. lmao you shorted a company that is going to go private I had a company buy me out of an ESPP for $27.50 a share when it was trading at $7.25 to make it go private, it was pretty cool.
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Oct 12, 2022 15:20
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Oct 14, 2022 18:16
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1581345747777179651 lmao
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Oct 15, 2022 20:31
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SuddenCactus posted:Doesn't Russia also have the rare earth minerals needed for teslas? lol
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Oct 22, 2022 06:51
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Slotducks posted:why doesn't he just grab the physical key and start the car with the key Why WOULDN'T you want your IP to be your car key *posted with 1 bar of wireless service*
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Oct 22, 2022 16:06
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Foreshadowing the actual Cybertruck being completely unable to pass any crash testing by design
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Oct 28, 2022 14:10
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lmao I forgot about that, have fun with that one bro
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Oct 28, 2022 16:39
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sure okay posted:It did when I made the post, but then I read he was taking it private, and I was like "Oh. Well I still think this deal sucks for him so how do I bet on that?" And thats when I went to TSLA lol you shorted a stock without doing any basic due diligent market research, checks out he literally said he was taking it private the day he said he was gonna buy it
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Oct 28, 2022 17:03
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Yaldabaoth posted:To me it feels like Elon is going to backpaddle on some of the things he said he would do now that it's hit him how much of his own money he has to use to pay for this. this one is pretty lazy but it still looks like a stoner/doom metal album cover starring you, plus Yabadoth needed a break from the yabbadabbadoo Yaldabaoth after Lobster 
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Oct 29, 2022 01:05
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Bad Purchase posted:goddamn, i would love it if some high level executive at work demanded that i review 50 pages of code i've written with them. it would be fascinating to see how someone so out of their element would pretend to be intelligent. I wish my boss handed me a suitcase full of $100 dollar bills, told me to get the gently caress out and had security escort me out while he thought he was owning me the entire time. That would be the greatest day of my life.
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Oct 29, 2022 01:43
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Bad Purchase posted:what he's asking for, even ignoring the printer part of it, is absurd and shows how little he understands about actual professional software development. most of the work on a mature product like twitter is likely small patches, bugfixes, etc., not whole new standalone units of code that it would even make sense to assemble into a monolithic report. Elon Musk doesn't understand a single word of what you just said, but he does understand the n-word evidently
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Oct 29, 2022 02:01
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kru posted:sorry but ur fired here's $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Oct 29, 2022 15:36
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Brother Tadger posted:Lol what a rube letting people say the n-word and stalk trans people without any veil of moderation: critical to humanity kinda wanna call them the word I called Ron DeSantis that got me banned last time edit: someone give me a sixer (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Oct 29, 2022 |
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Oct 29, 2022 18:06
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Yaldabaoth posted:When these psychopaths talk about "humanity" they mean the very tiny demographic that meets their lovely and arbitrary standards. this is going to be one of the few posts you make that I hard-agree with 
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Oct 29, 2022 18:55
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Crow Buddy posted:I’ve honestly never understood why it was free in the first place. It had to cost something to administer and the people with one sure seem to think it has value. OJ finally gonna get his blue check
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Oct 30, 2022 23:58
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Rad Russian posted:Fell into a river? Also death. Elon said it's a boat 
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big nipples big life posted:musk and 50 bazingas who think every one of his ideas is the best are going to run all of twitter even further into the ground than they already have at record pace.
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