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pls mods, promise me that you'll never let elon buy these forums!!!!!
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I'm sure musk's legal team is super excited about their job security and the never ending amount of legal issues major social media platforms face when they're wildly unmoderated
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Apr 25, 2022 21:21
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i sincerely think this is all just a way to gather as much data as possible for whatever stupid project down the line. self-tunneling tunnels, perhaps. also wonder if trump is going to actually stay on social media and pout like a bitch or just swallow his pride so he can tweet poo poo like "Democrats want to replace all your toilets with low-flow toilets. SAD!"
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Apr 26, 2022 01:37
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add a tweet limit and then a monthly subscription to make unlimited tweets hell yeah
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Apr 29, 2022 16:35
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gently caress you elon, give me a million dollars
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May 19, 2022 20:03
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my balls are a strange shape and my penis can only be described as "leaving more to be desired"
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May 20, 2022 19:07
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Irradiation posted:That's not even the most deranged response. What's the worst that could happen? Oh, wait.
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Aug 11, 2022 14:58
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i lose a lot of sleep thinking about how inflation affects those poor billionaires
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Aug 16, 2022 12:58
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i think the cybertruck looks cool and i would drive one of it were under a better maker and i wasn't loving poor lol
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Aug 22, 2022 19:49
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lol can't wait to see the weird microtransaction model they implement to try and make Twitter profitable after all this
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Oct 5, 2022 13:10
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me bursting into the Twitter offices with poo poo smeared on my face: "WE JUST GOTTA CHARGE $1 TO LIKE A TWEET" *farts* elon: "hire this man"
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Nov 4, 2022 23:09
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SirPhoebos posted:I wonder how many important people will need to make statements on Monday that a death threat from a 'verified' tweet was not, in fact, from them? lol this is going to lead to so many more lawsuits
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Nov 5, 2022 12:55
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i still love when he smashed the window on the halo truck
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Nov 8, 2022 19:46
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i want to be so rich that selling stock for billions of dollars is something Internet dorks laugh at me for 
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Nov 9, 2022 03:31
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(also lol)
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Nov 9, 2022 03:32
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lol remember that awful elon musk dis track that one girl put out
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Nov 15, 2022 22:25
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even THAT was funnier than elon musk
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Nov 15, 2022 22:27
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Taking 3 months of severance seems like a great deal though I'd probably just do nothing as long as possible till i got fired
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Nov 16, 2022 14:36
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1592232095434567680?s=46&t=glpA7ch0ZA6-tGw1dbqITA jesus, can they design a single loving thing that isn't wildly impractical and annoying to use
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Nov 16, 2022 17:57
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I'm extremely excited to see every Twitter link in this thread break all at once
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Nov 18, 2022 04:01
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I'm self taught in coding. I learned a lot of xml from making mods for Binding of Isaac. hire me, elon
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Nov 18, 2022 04:04
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Craig K posted:"well, i certainly predicted the something awful forums would outlive twitter," i said, lying through my teeth lmao
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Nov 18, 2022 04:08
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all these elon dickriders give dickriders a bad name imo
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Nov 20, 2022 00:24
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nextdoor sucks so i shitpost to the neighbor alerts section of the ring app "Saw a goat at park, please come get your goat"
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Nov 21, 2022 22:17
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elin is so loving dumb. if he wanted everybody to love him, he could have just dropped a few billion on humanitarian poo poo and coasted on the press but instead he paid 44 billion to be a forum mod
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Nov 28, 2022 20:06
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dude seems mad imo
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Nov 28, 2022 20:13
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Lucky Guy posted:at least Shigeru-san drew a male and female lion pair, almost every time I see Noah loading up the ark it's with two You mean roommate lions
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Dec 5, 2022 18:27
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<Michaelangelo carving David> "lol gunna make his wiener small"
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Dec 6, 2022 01:14
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lol please keep firing these people without cause
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Dec 7, 2022 14:24
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you're the rick now dog!!!
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Dec 13, 2022 19:06
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so loving mad that Elon has all this money and can't just gently caress off and live a cool life. if i had enough money to never work again and do what i want, I'd probably still just sit inside and watch movies but at least I'd shut the gently caress up
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Dec 16, 2022 21:43
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self-diagnosing aspergers to explain his sympathy for a total piece of poo poo like it's 2010 again
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Dec 17, 2022 19:03
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the Internet is loving awesome because i can go on a website and see a dude with a big titty anime lady avatar telling the richest man in the world to kill himself directly
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Dec 19, 2022 03:11
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give it to me, I'll run it. I'll reduce the character limit to 30 and make comedy illegal
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Dec 19, 2022 15:39
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the best outcome is him throwing a tantrum, remaining in his position, and tanking tesla stock again 
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Dec 19, 2022 15:48
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came here to post "lmao" lmao
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Dec 20, 2022 22:34
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lol jesus loving christ, there's going to be discussions in master courses that discusses elon's inability to log off
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Dec 20, 2022 22:40
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the poll and post-poll silence lasted just long enough for people to dump their tesla stock and leave the rest of the rubes holding the bag 
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Dec 20, 2022 23:14
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gonna buy tesla stock at $95. not because i believe in the company or elon musk, but i believe in teh power of his idiot followers to bump it back up to 125 so i can dump it and make my FORTUNE (lol i can't afford a stock position, continue ignoring me)
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if we can bait elon into buying something awful, do you think jeffrey will give us a cut?
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