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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Make Twitter Great Again (parody)

Bio: Parody

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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
lmao Tesla just passed down 50% share price in 1 year

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Lay people off and hire again...huh...

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Anyone else post Covid thought that maybe the world might think twice and stuff might just get better?

Nope. We get this twitter poo poo show, Ukraine getting invaded, dumbest world cup on record, China is still ''re-educating'' minorities and no one in charge really gives that much of a gently caress about the climate. Add a bunch of poo poo USA is still probably doing.

Good times

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Lmao. Justine on some reasons why her marriage to Elon failed.

Wilson later wrote an article for Marie Claire detailing ways in which she thought the marriage was unhealthy such as Musk's dismissal of her career ambitions, his description of himself as the "alpha" in the relationship, and his pressure for her to become a trophy wife.

Buddy, if you are calling yourself an '''Alpha''', you can be sure as poo poo you aren't one.

One of their kids dumped the Musk name for Wilson cos they are sick of Elon. Happened this year.

Top guy

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
lol fun few pages of some hot takes

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Ukraine has been blocked from twitter supposedly.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

ottergauze posted:

The phone number country code thing? It was, for a few hours, but it seems to be back now.

Good to know thanks!

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I now know why some managers are against WFH. I'm getting gently caress all done today.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
the gently caress has been going on lmao

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Who is king dotcom anyway?

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
140.06!!

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
139.63 woooooo

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Subjunctive posted:

Aw man, I missed the Twitter-engineers-were-bad and Musk-is-a-great-engineer discourses.

They'll be back. Elon fans can't help it.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I remember he got all butt hurt after banging on about how it costs $80m to run starlink and no one gave a gently caress because $80m is loose change to someone with triple digit billions.

e - It's 0.04% of his wealth prior to the tesla down trend

Tai fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Dec 22, 2022

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

kazil posted:

he wasn't even paying for it iirc

It would not shock me in the slightest

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Tesla crash all part of a cunning plan. The genius mind of musk would try to explain it to us but us plebs would never understand. Have faith in our betters to lead us.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
lmao 133.00

Wonder if it will go <130 today

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Piss Creep posted:

Who wins here?

Who benefits from this dumb poo poo

Bored people at work

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
130.20 lol

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
-61.44% in 1 year. Musk is a genius!

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Tesla stock price getting all the views

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
It's going down, it's going down

Tesla's going down

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I want musk to tweet some dribble so bad right now.

Do it you loving coward

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Elong needs to be invited to ring the opening bell

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I wonder if we will all get the Xmas present we deserve. <100 tesla stock price

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
UK tesla drivers aren't overly common but the ones that do have them are basically tory cunts.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Can I still call tories the C word

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Bummer

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Down down down

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Imagine buying a bunch of tesla stock at $15 and selling two years later at $400 and watching all of this.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
After hours trading might go <100.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
5 minutes to fun times

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
He'll probably end up brushing all this off under his version of ''freedom of speech''.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

TulliusCicero posted:

Jihadist Islam and (Yes Really) Woke/ Marxism LGBTQ, Communist China, etc. Are all on the same side according to this very mentally disturbed person

Conservatives legit can only see a binary of GOOD/ BAD in world events.

Can throw russia in there too tbh.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Is this some dog whistle for more trans bashing..

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Hello,

My name is Elong Musk.

I am a massive bell end.

Kind Regards

Elong Musk

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

I must buy some tesla stock! What a genius this man(child) is!

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Some of the replies are insane

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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
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