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1. program my butthole to play .midi tunes (like those tesla coils that can play 8-bit music) whenever i let one ripp 2. every smell is now the smell of my balls (on a good day im not insane) 3. post blocker!! where'd your post go?! oh sorry forgot to turn my IDIOT BLOCKER off  i apologize in advance regarding my inability to read your replies
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why is my body a computer
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Apr 26, 2022 18:39
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Install SecuROM and Denuvo Anti-cheat.
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Apr 26, 2022 18:40
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turn off back pain receptors
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FungiCap posted:why is my body a computer everything's a computer man whatever!!
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Apr 26, 2022 18:41
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Probably activate a flarhgunnstow or two.
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Apr 26, 2022 18:41
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crank that dick slider to max
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Apr 26, 2022 18:45
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Apr 26, 2022 18:48
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echo 1 > /proc/dick/cum
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Mozi posted:sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
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Apr 26, 2022 18:53
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i would use an unprivileged user account for pretty much everything because it's just good practice
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Apr 26, 2022 18:54
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You have root access though OP. It's called your ~mind~
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Apr 26, 2022 18:55
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Seth Pecksniff posted:You have root access though OP. It's called your ~mind~ oh yeah? i bet you can't even stop your own heart by thinking about it.
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Apr 26, 2022 18:55
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install a foolproof bash script that just lets me sleep for 8 solid hours.
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Apr 26, 2022 18:56
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Bad Purchase posted:oh yeah? i bet you can't even stop your own heart by thinking about it. I can too! Meet me at Castle AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaagggggggggggg
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Apr 26, 2022 18:57
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xylophone spine, easy.
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Apr 26, 2022 19:03
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poo poo.pants
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kntfkr posted:turn off back pain receptors yeah, or at least dial them down to 5% signal. i probably still want to be aware if something goes seriously wrong but not having constant ambient soreness would be a big help.
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Apr 26, 2022 19:50
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roomtone posted:yeah, or at least dial them down to 5% signal. i probably still want to be aware if something goes seriously wrong but not having constant ambient soreness would be a big help. the whole spine/nerve system is really poorly designed
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Apr 26, 2022 19:56
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I'd reformat.
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Apr 26, 2022 20:14
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dd if=/dev/null of=/bowel/pooping
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Apr 26, 2022 20:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahcSFleKm8&t=34s
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Apr 26, 2022 20:20
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try to fix my depression and instead fry my brain
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Apr 26, 2022 20:25
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Nipples control walking direction and the camera
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Apr 26, 2022 20:36
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where's the shut down command
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Apr 26, 2022 21:19
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Delete something that looked like a virus and promptly poo poo myself to death.
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Apr 26, 2022 21:48
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my rear end can run Crysis
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Apr 26, 2022 21:49
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I can too! Meet me at Castle AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaagggggggggggg Is that near the freeway? I just moved here and I don't know the city that well.
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Apr 26, 2022 21:56
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lmao you nerds. You don't need to sudo if you're logged in as root
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Apr 26, 2022 22:00
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init 0
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Apr 26, 2022 22:04
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turn on godmode probably
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Apr 26, 2022 23:06
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:try to fix my depression and instead fry my brain 
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Apr 26, 2022 23:12
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overclock my cock and mine crypto with it!!
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Apr 26, 2022 23:20
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pipe all poo to /dev/null
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Apr 26, 2022 23:25
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Run autoexec.bat
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Apr 26, 2022 23:56
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"I am root" haha. remember, from that movie?
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Apr 26, 2022 23:57
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I would rsync the gently caress outta myself and LIVE FOREVER
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I already do op. I meditate on my ROOT chakra daily which allows me to
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