|
From Hillary Clinton carrying around Hot Sauce in her handback, allegedly, to Americans just growing ghost chillis and eating them raw, the American brain seems to equate basically causing the inside of your mouth as much discomfort as possible with flavour. But wait, you might think, Ape Fist, you loving stupid idiot brained loving child, are you saying you don't like hot food? No. I actually love hot foods, from chillis to curries, I love getting my mouth punched out by a good blast of Vindaloo. But I don't need to add it to everything. In my uncultured European brain I can eat very mildly seasoned European foods one day, and heavily spiced Indian foods the next. But I don't think, because I don't have the brain of a child, that one of these things has more 'flavour' than the other. So why do Americans absolutely constantly attempt to mog eachother by adding unnecessarily overly hot things to dishes which weren't designed to accomodate them in the first place? Also 'Jalapinos' aren't hot I don't know why some people think they are. edit: I know I misspelled Scoville.
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:31
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 27, 2024 13:00 |
|
|
You tell me OP
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:31
|
|
|
EorayMel posted:You tell me OP I'm here to ask for your emotional labour.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:32
|
|
|
I am going to sit on a lawnchair and drink 10 beers instead
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:33
|
|
|
Take us to Scol op and tell us all about it
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:34
|
|
|
Ape Fist posted:
Toxic masculinity
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:37
|
|
|
EorayMel posted:I am going to sit on a lawnchair and drink 10 beers instead 
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:37
|
|
|
Hilary would be way cooler if she carried a beer on her purse everywhere
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:39
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Take us to Scol op and tell us all about it im actually mentally ill (diagnosed stupid + fat) and this post isn't very cool imho
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:41
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Hilary would be way cooler if she carried a beer on her purse everywhere would she have become 44 with that trick in her back pocket????
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:41
|
|
|
Ape Fist posted:would she have become 44 with that trick in her back pocket???? Any president you can have a beer with gets my vote!! Especially if they provide the beer.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:45
|
|
|
Where in Europe are you from, this will decide how hard I decide to own you.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:46
|
|
|
Not sure what you're talking about OP, maybe you've been watching too many youtube videos
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:47
|
|
|
Buschmaki posted:Where in Europe are you from, this will decide how hard I decide to own you. The best part. The part with all the drinking and good food. (This is all of Europe, I'm a true citizen of Europa.)
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:49
|
|
|
I’ve met an fellow American who thought Salt was too spicy
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:53
|
|
|
I like to put it on burritos but I'll stop, I'm sorry op
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:53
|
|
|
Ape Fist posted:From Hillary Clinton carrying around Hot Sauce in her handback, allegedly, to Americans just growing ghost chillis and eating them raw, the American brain seems to equate basically causing the inside of your mouth as much discomfort as possible with flavour. So you're British. Wonderful.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:53
|
|
|
Ape Fist posted:The best part. The part with all the drinking and good food. (This is all of Europe, I'm a true citizen of Europa.)
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:55
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:So you're British. Good guess but no.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:56
|
|
|
They don't.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:57
|
|
|
People have unhealthy ideas about food. They watch cooking shows while eating. It's the end of days.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:59
|
|
|
Ape Fist posted:Good guess but no. Well whatever you're all the same to us. Also where'd you even come up with this idea? Not so much the spicy food, posting at all I mean
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 21:59
|
|
|
When u eat spicy food, the real flavor is on the other end. 
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:07
|
|
|
Someone should have given the human centipede some hotsauce lmao!
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:08
|
|
|
OP where are you getting your info?
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:17
|
|
|
wtf are you talking about opie
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:18
|
|
|
From the bottom of a hotsauce bottle 
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:18
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:From the bottom of a hotsauce bottle
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:23
|
|
|
Passion, skill, strong moral convictions, etc build and define character. 'Guy who likes spicy food' is an ersatz persona-in-a-can for mediocre people who have nothing else going for them. It's cheap, easy to pick up, takes no time to cultivate and is quirky yet inoffensive. See also: craft beer enthusiasm, beard-pride, and telling people you take your bike to work every day. I'll have two scoops of sriracha in my milkshake, thank you.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:27
|
|
|
goans, sri lankans, se asians, s americans, basically a poo poo ton of people typically eat far spicier food than north americans.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:29
|
|
|
Buce posted:goans, sri lankans, se asians, s americans, basically a poo poo ton of people typically eat far spicier food than north americans. Not sure about the rest of South America, but I've never met a Brazilian who could handle anything spicier than A1 sauce. Their cuisine doesn't seem to have anything spicy at all.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:36
|
|
|
i’ve been to scolville and the food is just alright, nothing special. i much prefer flavortown.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:36
|
|
|
Kitchner posted:Toxic masculinity It's this. Horseradish is the superior taste punch.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:38
|
|
|
Das Boo posted:It's this. lmao that you think eating food entails projecting gender roles because you got made fun of for not liking something. It'll be ok.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:42
|
|
|
All my food is dick shaped.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:43
|
|
|
Have you ever had a jalapeño? Hits just right
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:43
|
|
|
i used to order the turbo spicy stuff at wing places, etc when i was young, and enjoyed it, but i stopped when an employee mentioned what a pain in the rear end it could be for kitchen staff to make and clean. he said it was like walking through a mist of pepperspray in the kitchen sometimes, even with good ventilation. i stick to just regular hot now and not the theatrics hot where they ask you if you’re sure a couple times.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:46
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:lmao that you think eating food entails projecting gender roles because you got made fun of for not liking something. I was raised on Bengali food, my dude. Also I'm a woman. People sending themselves to hospital over spicy food is a total dick contest.
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:51
|
|
|
people who talk about scovilles are usually just trying to describe how hot something is or bragging about eating some stupidly spicy nonsense. i dont remember hearing anyone say they're "flavor" also stop eating lovely jalapenos
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 22:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 27, 2024 13:00 |
|
|
Why do Europeans like to talk about “Americans” as if we are some singular entity? Like, see how dumb that sounds, OP?
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2022 23:06
|
|
