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putins cronies are not gonna let him get to that point before he accidentally trips out of a window commodity market might totally swing if putin is deposed and cheap russian everything starts coming back
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It’d be a reall shame if he had some kind of window related mishap
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Oct 13, 2022 19:27
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Some poor bastard would have to clean it up.
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have the courts sentenced elon musk to death yet?
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yes they have
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the only way my portfolio could look any worse is if putin nuked TSLA HQ i mean sometimes you gotta throw the baby out with the bath water
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Oct 13, 2022 19:47
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unless you're retired or have no income, a bear market is usually good. anything you can contribute to your retirement account or invested savings is at a discoun and will pay off in the long run. nuclear war might be the single best thing that could happen to you in terms of value investing and retirement prospects.
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Oct 13, 2022 19:57
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Bad Purchase posted:unless you're retired or have no income, a bear market is usually good. it's also fun to imagine little bears shopping in a nice little market, carrying little baskets and such
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Oct 13, 2022 19:59
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:it's also fun to imagine little bears shopping in a nice little market, carrying little baskets and such i just imagined the overpressure blast wave of a nuclear detonation knocking over their little market stalls and baskets of fruit and hand-painted signs that say "pur huney 1 dollar" and it made me sad
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Owlbear Camus posted:i just imagined the overpressure blast wave of a nuclear detonation knocking over their little market stalls and baskets of fruit and hand-painted signs that say "pur huney 1 dollar" and it made me sad Emphasis, mine: Is that Per or Pure? Both make sense within the context of a bear society with little or improvised education. Please let me know, thank you.
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The Bananana posted:Emphasis, mine: I was not able to get close enough to ask they look friendly but they are NOT friendly 
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Oct 13, 2022 20:32
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My uncle works at the department of defence. He told me the nukes are set to fly any day now so I might as well kiss his rear end goodbye. I said, “don’t you mean kiss MY rear end goodbye?” But by that time he already had his pants off. Blyat.
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Oct 13, 2022 21:12
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Putin would rather die in nuclear hellfire than admit he was wrong I think what he does(if he does) is nuke the front OR nuke a city in Ukraine. As a warning gunshot. Then his country becomes an isolated hellhole.
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Oct 13, 2022 21:16
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uncle at nuke-tendo
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Wouldn't it be ironic if japan nuked US lol
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wouldn't it be ironic if japan nuked US lol What two cities would Japan choose to bomb?
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Oct 13, 2022 21:27
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Detroit and Anchorage, naturally
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Linux Pirate posted:What two cities would Japan choose to bomb? San Francisco and Seattle.
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Oct 13, 2022 21:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Putin would rather die in nuclear hellfire than admit he was wrong Russians don't care about who's right or wrong, to them it's all about pure nihilistic survival. In the russian worldview, you have to kill the other guy before he kills you because laws are meaningless and nothing's stopping him from doing it at some point in the future even if he's all smiles and flowers now.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Putin would rather die in nuclear hellfire than admit he was wrong why the gently caress would putin want to lose his luxurious life style to live in a bunker
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Willo567 posted:why the gently caress would putin want to lose his luxurious life style to live in a bunker He's trying to exterminate Ukraine because he's afraid of losing his luxurious lifestyle if Europe decides to invade from the west.
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Conjecture is fun and all, but the real world solution is simple: gather all the nuclear powers (not Russia) at the conference suite at the Holiday Inn in Gary, Indiana and get everyone to agree to nuke Russia at the same time BEFORE Russia nukes everyone else. Kind of hard to blow up the free world when you’re a glowing crater full of melted vodka bottles and smoking adidas track pants. 
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i think all the world powers should agree to let superman throw their nuclear weapons into the sun, but NOT before checking to see if the nefarious lex luthor put a device in there that would cause the resulting detonation to generate an evil fabio-looking supervillain
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Jillian poo poo posted:Conjecture is fun and all, but the real world solution is simple: gather all the nuclear powers (not Russia) at the conference suite at the Holiday Inn in Gary, Indiana and get everyone to agree to nuke Russia at the same time BEFORE Russia nukes everyone else. Kind of hard to blow up the free world when you’re a glowing crater full of melted vodka bottles and smoking adidas track pants. Why would you do lake michigan like that?
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Any solution involving actually nuking another nation has to also target United States, for they have tasted (nuclear) blood and cannot be trusted not to nuke again.
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Oct 13, 2022 22:07
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Why would you do lake michigan like that? I purposely chose Gary Indiana because it’s basically a post-apocalyptic wasteland already so all the nuclear powers would get a sense of just how important nuking Russia before they nuke us is. Similarly, Lake Michigan is already full of radioactive waste and sea-mutants
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Edit - I'm an idiot.
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on the one hand that sounds actually very interesting. but on the other if I stay ignorant I can believe there's a slight chance of me getting mutant powers after the nukes fall.
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Fucnin try and nuke me Russia I'll punch it
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if you punch a nuke and it's the same size as your fist then you're too close, or something
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For anyone with a passing interest in terrible nuclear things I'd suggest reading Jim Mahaffey's Atomic Accidents. It covers a lot of interesting history while still being approachable to someone with no background in science.
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Oct 13, 2022 22:45
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how about instead of death and destruction we launch rainbows and lollipops
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Jillian poo poo posted:a glowing crater full of melted vodka bottles and smoking adidas track pants. this pretty much already describes russia though, not sure they’d even notice
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Nuclear deterrent does nothing, besides make me very horny.
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Come on now. It’s been nearly a page since a submarine post. Just think of those giant penises under the ocean, full of seamen, just throbbing and ready to dump their hot loads of slightly smaller flying penises Ooh poo poo I gotta go brb
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In this extended metaphor, airbursting a nuclear payload is akin to being an extremely premature ejaculator
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goatface posted:San Francisco and Seattle. oh god, let them nuke Irvine and Riverside.
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Colonel Cancer posted:In this extended metaphor, airbursting a nuclear payload is akin to being an extremely premature ejaculator I calibrated the warhead to do that. It was my plan all along. That wasn't an accident baby, I swear!
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