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may a nuke land directly and exactly on my freakin balls
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What if a nuke came flying towards us and instead of exploding as we scream in terror and fear it just makes the loudest fart sound you've ever heard and your ears are ringing for a week afterwards Does it also smell like a fart? Because if not I could definitely handle that
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still on the tangent of looing for positives, could atomic armageddon fix climate change? just asking questions here
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frumpykvetchbot posted:still on the tangent of looing for positives, No nuclear war wouldn't do dick for climate change in the short term. If anything burning basically everything will make it worse and once the dimming from all the poo poo we pump into the atmosphere goes away temperatures will spike really quickly. Nuclear winter isn't a thing. Most nukes don't make a big enough boom to put particulates high into the atmosphere to cause the effect.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:WHAT? A bike messenger had such a squeaky bike that when he had to brake right behind me it let out such a piercing wail that I had tinnitus for several hours. That counts as an MRLS, right?
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:A bike messenger had such a squeaky bike that when he had to brake right behind me it let out such a piercing wail that I had tinnitus for several hours. That counts as an MRLS, right? tell him I said whats up
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jimmyjams posted:you can't eat rear end with nuclear arms Counterpoint: you can eat so much more rear end with all those tongues you’ll grow.
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Apr 30, 2022 04:57
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Fun times https://youtu.be/zhgJG__IkyY Who wants some nightmare fuel? https://youtu.be/4cAZZR_Jki0
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Apr 30, 2022 05:27
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frumpykvetchbot posted:does your student debt go away if you're evaporated in atomic armageddon? Considering how difficult to bear impossible it is to discharge student loans even when you declare bankruptcy.. I actually doubt it lol.
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Apr 30, 2022 05:27
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i just dropped a nuclear bomb in my fuckin toilet
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Who wants some nightmare fuel? That got shared a lot when it popped up and it looks like it was Russian funded propaganda.
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I think anyone wondering how global nuclear war would actually affect our world should read this. This was a write up by a bunch of scientists and, quite frankly, once reading it I’ve never forgotten it. Especially the parts about wildfire storms continuously ravaging the US “dustbowl” region leaving little ability to grow enough crops to feed our nation for at least a decade, and literally bombing ourselves back into the stone age for some reasons I never considered. https://www.johnstonsarchive.net/nuclear/nuclearwar1.html Take the advice, if the bombs fall just go up on the nearest roof and watch.
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Apr 30, 2022 05:32
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There was already a nuclear war on the planet Earth, it was just directed at space, the air, the ground and (primarily) the ocean as dickwaving and capabilities testing
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That got shared a lot when it popped up and it looks like it was Russian funded propaganda. Honestly, it just reminds me of a big budget FMV for a really fun Harpoon nuclear release scenario.
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Blind Rasputin posted:Take the advice, if the bombs fall just go up on the nearest roof and watch. Agree 100% but wear SPF 10,000 and the kinds of metal foil shades you use for watching eclipses unless you've got Gumold Drumf type manly and burnout resistant eyeball retinas.. In Hiroshima many of the blinded survivors had their eyeballs literally melt from looking directly at the fireball, from the piddly-rear end 16Kt dieselpunk warhead they used there.
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If something is energetic enough to melt your eyeballs, glasses ain’t gonna do much
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Buce posted:If something is energetic enough to melt your eyeballs, glasses ain’t gonna do much at least you could see. Unlike me. a stupid blind
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If I survive the apocalypse I'm taking all your stuff op
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If you haven't played Fallout with the fanmade Conalrad radio station (available for F3 and above) playing while you're slaughtering mutants then I pity you.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Honestly, it just reminds me of a big budget FMV for a really fun Harpoon nuclear release scenario. It sort of it is, but it's also a Russian psyop. It covers a lot of Russian talking points and if memory serves it came out just before Russia took Crimea.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It sort of it is, but it's also a Russian psyop. It’s funny I really just thought of someone made up some goofy a scenario for a wargame. I didn’t even pay attention to any of the arguments since I figured it was just someone reusing stock footage. lol I have to give it a rewatch with some more critical eye. Also this wouldn’t of happened if I hadn’t grown up loving JANES flight sim games and the FMV intro’s they had
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Nuclear Reading List Alas Babylon A Canticle for Leibowitz The Wild Shore The Road The Book of Revelation Nuclear Movie List The Day After Threads Failsafe War Games The Road Warrior Miracle Mile GW Bush loved to double down on that folksy “nucular” poo poo. He thought he was sticking it to elites, elites being people who spoke proper English. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Apr 30, 2022 |
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Thanks for this. The bright side of the post atomic horror will be we get to LARP Gamma World for real.
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Automatic Slim posted:Nuclear Reading List GiP recommended Arc Light by Eric Harry. God drat what a book. Gripping edge of your seat from cover to cover while clearly exceptionally well researched. I couldn’t put it down. I learned way more than I ever thought I’d want to about how everything works from the president and cabinet to launching our nuclear arsenal to the effects of a nuke on your body at ground zero vs fallout days later to the intricate inner trappings of driving and operating an M1a1 while commanding an armored cav unit right into the heart of Russia. loving insane book. Alas Babylon is ok, The Road is a beautiful nightmare, Book of Revelation is just that, but Arc Light is living through that thing you don’t want to ever live through page by page.
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Blind Rasputin posted:GiP recommended Arc Light by Eric Harry. God drat what a book. Gripping edge of your seat from cover to cover while clearly exceptionally well researched. I couldn’t put it down. I learned way more than I ever thought I’d want to about how everything works from the president and cabinet to launching our nuclear arsenal to the effects of a nuke on your body at ground zero vs fallout days later to the intricate inner trappings of driving and operating an M1a1 while commanding an armored cav unit right into the heart of Russia. loving insane book. Alas Babylon is ok, The Road is a beautiful nightmare, Book of Revelation is just that, but Arc Light is living through that thing you don’t want to ever live through page by page. I remember the night mares when consuming this kind of media. I remember noticing how those nightmares stopped in the 90s. Arc Light sounds like a more detailed version of By Dawns Early Light, a serious version of Dr. Strangelove.
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By popular demand posted:If you haven't played Fallout with the fanmade Conalrad radio station (available for F3 and above) playing while you're slaughtering mutants then I pity you. Cockout 3
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The dumbass radio stations in the New FO games are not only insanely annoying but make zero sense. The games are clearly retrofuturist inspired but why tf would they be listening to 100+ year old music instead of some poo poo from 2077 and before or whatever it was when the nukes dropped. Just typical dumbass poo poo Bethesda added with zero thought. Fuxking losers. I got a spiral cut ham hanging from a hook cuz I needed something to slam my fists into cuz of how mad this got me
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Threads(1984) is a visceral memento of the deepest nuclear armageddon fears from the cold war, where unimaginable horror devastates an ill-prepared populace. But at least capitalists can’t extract value from the last platelet in our skelet- Son of a BITCH
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Is this also a good thread to post nuclear weapon adjacent things? What's everyone's favorite nuclear accident? Not a lost source, a criticality event or other big oopsie-doopsie. Mine is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SL-1 because of the incredibly metal way in which one of the operators died. quote:The No. 7 shield plug from the top of the reactor vessel impaled the third man through his groin and exited his shoulder, pinning him to the ceiling.
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Automatic Slim posted:Nuclear Reading List GWB also got his Bachelor's from Yale and his Master's from Harvard, he definitely didnt think he was "sticking it to the elites," he was downplaying his own eliteness to "stick it" to his voter base (idiots)
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The dumbass radio stations in the New FO games are not only insanely annoying but make zero sense. The games are clearly retrofuturist inspired but why tf would they be listening to 100+ year old music instead of some poo poo from 2077 and before or whatever it was when the nukes dropped. Are you sharing any of the ham
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Imagine getting mad that a game world with 50's sensibilities has (optional) radio stations with 50's music. It's also trivial to create a station and add your own conten t.
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nuclear war is the ultimate human power-fantasy the pornography of geopolitics you should be ashamed of yourself
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Pontificating rear end posted:the pornography of geopolitics Guys you know what to do, this is a much better subject to debate.
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I liked the time US dropped a nuke onto a school playground lmao
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Colonel Cancer posted:I liked the time US dropped a nuke onto a school playground lmao that's what we call an oopsie-daisy
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