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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So can we use this thread to organize a Twilight 2000 game?


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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Marshal Prolapse posted:

So can we use this thread to organize a Twilight 2000 game?




"World War III that never was"
Just wait

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
i want a high yield thermonuclear warhead to hit my dick+balls so my dick gets disintegrated from matter into high energy gamma rays and then i can be like "haha my dick rays penetrated you, youre gay now"

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Is The Road actually explicitly about a post-nuclear wasteland? I recall the writing being extremely vague, or even leaning in the direction of some sort of geological event.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mister Speaker posted:

Is The Road actually explicitly about a post-nuclear wasteland? I recall the writing being extremely vague, or even leaning in the direction of some sort of geological event.

I thought it was just a general hodgepodge of end of the world stuff.

Also viewing time. This is pretty much how SAC felt a nuclear war would play out. This is the late bomber very early missile era. It’s incredibly well-made and the best part is it feels like a fly on the wall documentary with no extraneous personal character threads.

https://youtu.be/jbSI6Tyc6AQ

Here is a slightly similar one.
https://youtu.be/KPy6EhKg2vw

These other two do have that. These two kind of follow the news broadcast format that you’ve seen in a lot of fake news edits for movies or other entertainment.

https://youtu.be/q1m7opOGSmQ

https://youtu.be/knSSUEdLcvg

Anyway I’ll try and keep posting some fun content in between the poo poo posting.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Doctor Dogballs posted:

GWB also got his Bachelor's from Yale and his Master's from Harvard, he definitely didnt think he was "sticking it to the elites," he was downplaying his own eliteness to "stick it" to his voter base (idiots)

Even though he came from that part of society GWB never felt a part of it, being disaffected from his Yale contemporaries. As campus' were moving to the anti-war left, Bush did see them as elitists. He lost his first run for congress because his opponent labeled him as an out of touch north easterner. From then on out he leaned into the Texas identity. A man of the people, albeit one who owned oil companies and baseball teams.

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/choice2004/bush/yale.html

Jimmie Carter, on the other hand, was a on hand for one of the world's first nuclear melt downs.

quote:

"We all went out on the tennis court, and they had an exact duplicate of the reactor on the tennis court. We would run out there with our wrenches and we'd check off so many bolts and nuts and they'd put them back on," Carter told Canadian journalist and author Arthur Milnes.

"And finally when we went down into the reactor itself, which was extremely radioactive, then we would dash in there as quickly as we could and take off as many bolts as we could, the same bolts we had just been practicing on. Each time our men managed to remove a bolt or fitting from the core, the equivalent piece was removed on the mock-up.

"Carter said that his urine was still testing as radioactive six months after the clean up operation, and that it affected his health for the rest of his life.

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-jimmy-carter-stop-nuclear-reactor-ottawa-canada-1660067

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Automatic Slim posted:

Even though he came from that part of society GWB never felt a part of it, being disaffected from his Yale contemporaries. As campus' were moving to the anti-war left, Bush did see them as elitists. He lost his first run for congress because his opponent labeled him as an out of touch north easterner. From then on out he leaned into the Texas identity. A man of the people, albeit one who owned oil companies and baseball teams.

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/choice2004/bush/yale.html

Jimmie Carter, on the other hand, was a on hand for one of the world's first nuclear melt downs.

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-jimmy-carter-stop-nuclear-reactor-ottawa-canada-1660067

Peanut President will always be my favorite

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Marshal Prolapse posted:

We now have the nuclear war and weapons thread. I have tons of good poo poo to post later but I’m also kind of sick with Covid currently…so sorry for a poo poo OP.

Enjoy a picture and the excellent movie BY DAWNS EARLY LIGHT.


I was born in August 1985 and if nuclear war happened then you wouldn't get to read my posts OP

think about that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hazo posted:

I was born in August 1985 and if nuclear war happened then you wouldn't get to read my posts OP

think about that

I'd rather not

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

Mister Speaker posted:

Is The Road actually explicitly about a post-nuclear wasteland? I recall the writing being extremely vague, or even leaning in the direction of some sort of geological event.

It is. it opens with him seeing the flashes and begins to fill his bathtub up with water.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Twigand Berries posted:

It is. it opens with him seeing the flashes and begins to fill his bathtub up with water.

look at this nerd who reads books

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What if a nuke came flying towards us and instead of exploding as we scream in terror and fear it just makes the loudest fart sound you've ever heard and your ears are ringing for a week afterwards

i tell my wife this to cover up some shockers i’ve emitted, it works pretty well as long as you time it with current world events

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I got the impression it was an asteroid impact(s). Not that it matters at all in the story.

search engine
Jun 16, 2020

It's not completely explicit but given that the guy was at the ready with the bathtub filling thing when he saw a flash, he was clearly anticipating something. i guess people could've been anticipating an asteroid impact but that just seems less likely than war and nukes. the asteroid wouldn't have been a surprise. he'd have filled the bathtub ahead of time.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I will not stand for this Miracle Mile erasure!

SPOILER:
Goose dies all over again

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

good point

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Marshal Prolapse posted:

So can we use this thread to organize a Twilight 2000 game?




I'd be down for that

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Marshal Prolapse posted:

So can we use this thread to organize a Twilight 2000 game?






I would like to play your nuclear game

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

but seriously, forget The Day After, forget Threads, the most chilling piece of cold war media I've ever seen was the time Thames Television actually built all of the fallout shelters in Protect And Survive (UK Crown, 1980) and concluded "Oi, yer fooked m8"

(content starts at 11:48)
https://youtu.be/9GJttnC8PoA

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

shame on an IGA posted:

but seriously, forget The Day After, forget Threads, the most chilling piece of cold war media I've ever seen was the time Thames Television actually built all of the fallout shelters in Protect And Survive (UK Crown, 1980) and concluded "Oi, yer fooked m8"

(content starts at 11:48)
https://youtu.be/9GJttnC8PoA

I've watched this, it's very good and very scary in the way a doctor showing you a picture of a brain tumor would be. Just the facts, here's how you'll die

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

search engine posted:

It's not completely explicit but given that the guy was at the ready with the bathtub filling thing when he saw a flash, he was clearly anticipating something. i guess people could've been anticipating an asteroid impact but that just seems less likely than war and nukes. the asteroid wouldn't have been a surprise. he'd have filled the bathtub ahead of time.

His wife was like "what are you doing?" so his filling the bathtub was more conveying he was the kind of guy who wasn't about to stand around worrying about the end of the world. He was going to take a bath.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




when the forums go down for maintenance in two hours, it will be a good simulation of what it would be like in a nuclear strike

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Are you saying we ought to launch an immediate retaliation strike on SA HQ

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


shame on an IGA posted:

but seriously, forget The Day After, forget Threads, the most chilling piece of cold war media I've ever seen was the time Thames Television actually built all of the fallout shelters in Protect And Survive (UK Crown, 1980) and concluded "Oi, yer fooked m8"

(content starts at 11:48)
https://youtu.be/9GJttnC8PoA

goddamn the pumpkin poo poo right before your timestap... maybe nuclear war isn't as cool as i thought it was.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Are you saying we ought to launch an immediate retaliation strike on SA HQ

decapitation strike :doit:

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Colonel Cancer posted:

Are you saying we ought to launch an immediate retaliation strike on SA HQ

We should launch a preemptive strike if anything

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Drop a few warheads on ebaumsworld and 9gag while you're at it

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What nuke was it that very nearly exploded near an American city and could never be retrieved from the ground?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

By popular demand posted:

What nuke was it that very nearly exploded near an American city and could never be retrieved from the ground?

https://www.atomicarchive.com/almanac/broken-arrows/index.html there's 6 of them just kinda hanging out somewhere

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Fun nuke toy. Nuke map! Find out how hosed you are.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


MrQwerty posted:

https://www.atomicarchive.com/almanac/broken-arrows/index.html there's 6 of them just kinda hanging out somewhere


Well that is comforting.:supaburn:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

By popular demand posted:

Well that is comforting.:supaburn:

the saving grace is that the core is made of the heaviest naturally and non-naturally occurring elements readily available so they're sinking into the core of the Earth

edit: also they didn't explode so they're permanently dudded out at this point, also nobody knows where the gently caress they are anyway

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Marshal Prolapse posted:

So can we use this thread to organize a Twilight 2000 game?




how about Twilight Struggle

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Linux Pirate posted:

Fun nuke toy. Nuke map! Find out how hosed you are.

this one will simulate a full exchange https://nuclearwarmap.com/map01.html

Turns out I might be far enough south of norfolk/hampton to survive w/ broken windows and third degree burns in a house on fire for up to an hour before the second volley starts hitting civilian targets

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hey that's U.S. Only!
I know that I definitely won't survive a nuclear war but how will I know just how wide the atoms constituting my body will spread?

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

poverty goat posted:

this one will simulate a full exchange https://nuclearwarmap.com/map01.html

Turns out I might be far enough south of norfolk/hampton to survive w/ broken windows and third degree burns in a house on fire for up to an hour before the second volley starts hitting civilian targets

And here I am sitting in the darkest red oval on the map

No big no big

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



This thread needs more Julie McDowall



She’s a synesthete who told me my name smells like old leather and she has a delightful Scottish accent that you’ll love hearing on her podcast about nuclear warfare in the 20th century, The Atomic Hobo

“Episodes are twenty-minute helpings of nuclear horror and absurdity as I produce findings from my archive research, interviews, reading and travels. Topics include plans to dispose of the dead; a walk around a Hungarian bunker; the Four Minute Warning, and the NHS after nuclear war.”

The latest episode is about the Azovstal plant and Soviet civil defense.

http://www.juliemcdowall.com/index.php/podcast/

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vampire Panties posted:



I would like to play your nuclear game

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I'd be down for that

Sweet, now to just figure out how to do it. One idea someone posted was setting the game in the Escape From NY Timeline. The novelization actually expands on it. I have a PDF of it laying around.

https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/what-we-learned-from-the-escape-from-new-york-novelization/

Here is a link with the oop book and more info.

http://www.theefnylapage.com/pressefnymovietieinnovel.htm

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 15:53 on May 1, 2022

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

poverty goat posted:

this one will simulate a full exchange https://nuclearwarmap.com/map01.html

Turns out I might be far enough south of norfolk/hampton to survive w/ broken windows and third degree burns in a house on fire for up to an hour before the second volley starts hitting civilian targets

This makes it look like I'd maybe live through a full exchange even if I did nothing, but my chances of having nothing happen to me(in the initial exchange at least) go up drastically if I drive west as soon as the bombs start dropping since the nearest city is a low priority target and I'm right on the edge of the danger zone. :smith:

I wonder how far along ICBM defense systems are. Missile wise, it's not too different than an anti-satellite missile. However, the difficulty appears to be in guidance and targeting. In 2020 the US successfully intercepted an ICBM with a missile launched from a cruiser, but since it's fairly new I'm guessing the system would be overwhelmed with hundreds of missiles in a full exchange.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 17:14 on May 3, 2022

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
I have lightly considered taking a trip to somewhere less populated for the next few weeks. Just in case my city is one of the nuke targets.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why? the living will envy the dead.

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