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it's so loving obvious that the CIA* killed Kennedy, the only reason it's still under any sort of "debate" (to not even mention the idiots who think it's ~conspiracy theory~) is because people are unwilling to let go of the remaining faith they have in America's institutions being anything other than pure, unalloyed evil. * You can switch out the CIA with organized crime because they are literally the same thing
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:incidentally ran into those jokers and bought one of their newspapers. i respect the commitment to the bit where they haven't changed the format since the 1930s I just want both tendencies to have a fun time
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30.5 Days posted:I just want both tendencies to have a fun time
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Ruby vs. Czolgosz let's go to wikipedia, the record of the people:Jack ruby's wiki posted:Acting as the bouncer of his own club, Ruby beat his customers on at least 25 occasions. The fights would often end with Ruby throwing his victims down the club's stairs. Leon czolgosz' wiki posted:The priests pleaded for 45-minutes for him to repent, but he refused and they left. [...] When asked by his brother if he wanted the priests to come back, Czolgosz said, "No, gently caress them; don't send them here again I don't want them," and "Don't you have any praying over me when I'm dead, I don't want it. I don't want none of their drat religion." conclusion: both were pretty badass but leon is the comrade & jack is management
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if the cia was behind then why is he dead? explain that one
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Maybe dont make an obviois Nazi like Allen Dulles mad unless you're willing to bury them Jack
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christmas boots posted:if the cia was behind then why is he dead? explain that one because the cia’s failures are psyops designed to make us think they are bumbling fools, duh!!!
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If you're Kennedy, and you know it's coming, why be so complacent when you have the biggest media platform in the world? Is his responsibility for the nation so great that he'd dutifully eat a bullet rather than risk a degree of instability? The CIA IS GOING TO KILL ME. BUSH DID 9/11. You think one person in power would say gently caress it at some point, even Trump had perfect discipline.
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the cia aren't especially good at assassination, but they try to murder so many people that they sometimes succeed anyway.
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They get a lot of practice at attempted murder of leaders
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my jfk theory is very boring and dumb, which i think makes it probable: oswald was definitely a patsy manipulated by the cia in an attempt to scare jfk into submission the plan was never for jfk to die, as evidenced by all the breakdowns of how difficult/impossible it would have been for oswald to get those shots off accurately from the book depository etc but when poo poo went down, a secret service agent jumping onto the front of the president's car fumbled his automatic weapon and shot the poo poo outta jfk from the front (hence the infamous "back and to the left") the coverup served two purposes: to conceal the cia's dumbass plan and to protect the dipshit secret service officer who killed the one person he's supposed to risk his life to save bawfuls has issued a correction as of 20:13 on Jun 9, 2022 |
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i know the world is stupid but i think him being a fall-guy is simpler than some magoo-esque comedy of errors
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Riot Bimbo posted:i know the world is stupid but i think him being a fall-guy is simpler than some magoo-esque comedy of errors Burn After Reading is a documentary about the CIA in general, so I think whatever course of events was most like that is the truth.
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I've never actually heard of any physical evidence that implicates the secret service tbh. If we're going just for comedy options my pick is that Oswald was supposed to kill Jackie so JFK could get remarried
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StashAugustine posted:I've never actually heard of any physical evidence that implicates the secret service tbh. If we're going just for comedy options my pick is that Oswald was supposed to kill Jackie so JFK could get remarried "The only way people won't suspect I ordered this hit is if you're sitting DIRECTLY BESIDE HER AS SHE IS SHOT" "....okay"
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Oswald was aiming for Connally
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StashAugustine posted:I've never actually heard of any physical evidence that implicates the secret service tbh. If we're going just for comedy options my pick is that Oswald was supposed to kill Jackie so JFK could get remarried If you're going to go with this you have to tell us who the new First Lady was gonna be
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War and Pieces posted:If you're going to go with this you have to tell us who the new First Lady was gonna be Marylin Monroe
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bawfuls posted:
they had a video (itt?) where a bunch of marksmen recreated the shot and all of them nailed it no problem. the biggest evidence of other involvement imo is where he took the shot ... why didn't oswald shoot him on Houston street and wait til Elm? 
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:they had a video (itt?) where a bunch of marksmen recreated the shot and all of them nailed it no problem. the biggest evidence of other involvement imo is where he took the shot ... why didn't oswald shoot him on Houston street and wait til Elm? if you ever played jfk reloaded, this was super obvious because you had to wait forever watching him drive right up to you
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If you believe the 2nd shooter conspiracy the building on the right is where one of the actual shooters was. The other was on the grassy knoll.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Marylin Monroe I was going to say this but she died in 62; at least thats what they want you to think
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Marylin Monroe kind of predictable innit? I ship JFK with Twiggy
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jfk / grimes
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Twink JFK riding on LBJ's enormous hog
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ELTON JOHN posted:jack pubey Jack Boobie
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Speleothing posted:Twink JFK riding on LBJ's enormous hog hate this
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It’s funny Gilbert was mentioned in this thread. I was listening to his podcast with Gabe Kaplan yesterday, and Gabe Kaplan worked Jack Ruby’s club, or at least tried to. He said he tried out and killed, but Jack Ruby was mad at him and threatening, because Kaplan said “tits “on stage. And that was unacceptable. In a strip club. I have no idea what that means but I love the story.
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Jack Rupee is Link's nom de guerre.
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Remulak posted:It’s funny Gilbert was mentioned in this thread. I was listening to his podcast with Gabe Kaplan yesterday, and Gabe Kaplan worked Jack Ruby’s club, or at least tried to. He said he tried out and killed, but Jack Ruby was mad at him and threatening, because Kaplan said “tits “on stage. And that was unacceptable. In a strip club. I have no idea what that means but I love the story. feels like one of those mob morality things where you're not supposed to say the quiet part loud. this isn't a strip club, it's a gentlemen's entertainment venue!
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