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There are three TripleMania shows this year, because every promotion now has to drag out their biggest shows over multiple days to increasingly diminished returns. But instead of doing it over a single weekend like Wrestle Kingdom or WrestleMania, AAA is doing it over multiple months, because that's just how AAA rolls. The first one takes place in Monterrey tonight and the card is about as weird and AAA as these things can get. As always, you can read the full preview from cubsfan here. Time: 9 p.m. ET Watch: FITE TV CARD: The Young Bucks vs. Fenix & El Hijo del Vikingo THIS loving MATCH Could very well be the only unironically good match on the show Psycho Clown vs. Canek, tournament first round The main hook on this show is the start of Ruleto de la Muerte, a tournament where the losers advance, not the winners. If that sounds dumb and TNA-ish, it kinda is -- the losers move on to the "final round," which will be a mask-vs-mask match and is set to take place at the final TripleMania show later this year. This tournament is filled with stars who either aren't losing their mask on this bullshit (LA Park, Psycho Clown), or a bunch of old fogies who need the money, so it honestly could go either way, there isn't an obvious "winner" on paper. Now for the bad news: these first-round matches will loving suck rear end. Barack Obama was still president the last time Canek wrestled a singles match. Blue Demon Jr. vs. Rayo de Jalisco Jr., tournament first round Could've been a cool match in, like, 1993 or something LA Park vs. Villano IV, tournament first round Is either guy even going to take a bump here? Pentagon Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon, tournament first round Some goon's efed-booked match actually made it onto the TripleMania card, god bless. Ultimo is ultra-washed and Pentagon is known for taking nights off, so don't get your hopes too high here. Oil! posted:Three of the guys in this match are in the tournament and are 5 years older now. Pagano, Bandido, & Taya vs. Cibernetico, Andrade El Idolo, & Deonna Purazzo Not much to this match other than the novelty of seeing former CMLL star Andrade working for the other company. Maybe Ric Flair will show up and take more bumps than any of the senior citizens in the tournament. Dragon Lee & Dralistico vs. Taurus & Johnny Superstar vs. Laredo Kid & TBD Alberto El Patron was originally going to be the mystery partner which would've been bad. But now he's off the show, presumably after other wrestlers protested, which is good! Still don't know who X is though. AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship: Chik Tormenta & Arez(c) vs. Lady Maravilla & Latigo vs. Sexy Star II & Octagon Jr. vs. Tay Conti & Sammy Guevara Sammy is dealing with injuries from that crazy ladder match with Scorp, so who knows how much or even if anything he'll do here. He and Tay might win anyway because AAA likes belting up foreign talent. And that's not the same Sexy Star you remember, in case it still needs to be pointed out. Also this is the only title match on the show even though AAA has like 80 belts. Lumberjack match for Copa TripleMania XXX Some Marvel match whatever These are pre-show matches that won't be televised so who cares TRIPLE MANIA TIME Benne fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 1, 2022 |
# ? Apr 30, 2022 23:57 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 09:46 |
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This show will have a great match ||Fenix and Hijo del Vikingo vs Young Bucks|| and some horrendous matches ||Canek, Rayo del Jalisco Jr, Villano IV||. I have higher hopes on the Pentagon vs Ultimo Dragon (if Sonny Onoo shows up I will pop so hard) could be ok. The other matches are going to be AAA levels of run ins and invasions and I love this dumb poo poo.
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# ? May 1, 2022 00:28 |
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gently caress it, I've got the fite credits for this.
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# ? May 1, 2022 00:29 |
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Is this worth 20 dollars? I'm sure it'll be a train wreck. is Dave Clown on the card?
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# ? May 1, 2022 00:32 |
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algebra testes posted:Is this worth 20 dollars? I'm sure it'll be a train wreck. No, definitely not. This is for the lucha purists that hate their lives.
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# ? May 1, 2022 00:36 |
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I read cubsfan's preview and now I gotta watch because I wanna see how AAA fucks up this loser-advances mask tournament.
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# ? May 1, 2022 00:44 |
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They did one of those back in the late 90's where it was a tag tournament but where the partners were enemies (parnejas incredibales or something like that). Pretty sure that was one where Hijo del Santo teamed with whoever he was feuding with at the time and they kept screwing each other over to intentionally lose and get to the mascara contra mascara.
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# ? May 1, 2022 01:46 |
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you know who Owen Hart lost the original Blue Blazer gimmick to in a match? that's right. El Canek.
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# ? May 1, 2022 01:50 |
Love triplemania's bullshit, but I don't love it twenty dollars, i could get a nice lunch instead. And I will.
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# ? May 1, 2022 01:57 |
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Yeah, I had some nice Chinese food; wish CubsFan was still the US source for AAA lolz.
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# ? May 1, 2022 01:58 |
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i am only here for hugo
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# ? May 1, 2022 01:59 |
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The gently caress
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:01 |
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Already weird
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:03 |
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Super weird to not include Super Porky/Braso del Plata.
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:05 |
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aaa is going to get sued for using WWF
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:10 |
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Ultimo's music still slaps
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:11 |
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I did not remember how much Dragon's theme owned
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:12 |
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Will always mark for Ultimo
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:13 |
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sick opener I can't hear the ring or crowd at all on the English feed, is it better in Spanish?
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:25 |
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abraham linksys posted:sick opener same, i can barely hear them cheering right now
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:26 |
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abraham linksys posted:sick opener Only do the spanish feed. No clue if it is mic'd better.
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:27 |
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Why isn't Mr Iguana on this show?
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:28 |
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Who's the plastic lady with the small trophy/urn?
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:28 |
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AK-47 posted:Who's the plastic lady with the small trophy/urn? Enrique Pena's sister
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:29 |
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SAMMYVERSE
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:29 |
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come on Sammy let's hear some spanish
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:30 |
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Tay speaking Spanish and Sammy responding in English like it's Han and Chewie is by far the best part of this act so far
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:30 |
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hell yeah Tirantes are the intergender tag teams in Mexico generally couples?
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:38 |
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RealityWarCriminal posted:hell yeah Tirantes No
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:40 |
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ok so the spanish commentary is just as hosed but with way more echo for some reason i can hear hugo just fine on this english comms feed due to bleed-thru so i guess i'll stick with this
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:41 |
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I love he took the bump even though she fell off mid move
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:43 |
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Rope walk SSP, the gently caress?!
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:45 |
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Ishin posted:Rope walk SSP, the gently caress?! Komannder is good
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:45 |
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This owns lol. I especially love the "you will cum in 15 seconds playing this game" level ads behind the ring.
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:47 |
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i am really glad i can hear hugo just fine on the commentary desk even though i'm watching the english stream if they could do this and increase the crowd/ring mics this would be perfect but i guess i'll take this over a lot of past aaa streaming experiences
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:48 |
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BRUTAL
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:49 |
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PELIGRO! PELIGRO!
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:49 |
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fez_machine posted:BRUTAL
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:50 |
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The cameraman ratting out Sammy
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:50 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 09:46 |
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ahahahahaha lmao
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# ? May 1, 2022 02:50 |