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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
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It's an untrustworthy name and I don't think it befits a title as noble and honorable as US PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SATES OF AMERICA. Pretty sure you're some kind of political badperson if you like a James president. Just telling you guys.

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MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
Cool thread dude

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
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MLSM posted:

Cool thread dude

Thanks, James.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I have an uncle James but he goes by Jim. I wouldn’t vote for him to be president but his name being James is about the 800th reason on this list of why not.

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.

i have always thought it was funny that martin prince-rear end james madison was the only president to command US armed forces in the field as a presidential commander in chief and he got his rear end rinsed so bad the english soldiers got to eat his dinner

owned lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
is this a first name or more of a last name kind of basis

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





sames

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
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Lastgirl posted:

is this a first name or more of a last name kind of basis

Both, but if both your first and last name are James then it cancels out and you become a Derek just like that.

Brrrmph posted:

I have an uncle James but he goes by Jim. I wouldn’t vote for him to be president but his name being James is about the 800th reason on this list of why not.

Yes, but right there at number 800 there is "Is named James" and I think that's really the point I am trying to make here.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:james:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
President Jimbo James Jameson

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

you’d have some representation for the long community that was denied by the electoral failure of John Kerry

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

would never vote for a guy from boston either

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

no guys in real oversized jeans either. what are you hiding

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

SorePotato posted:

no guys in real oversized jeans either. what are you hiding

Like pipes or just ill-fitting jeans?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
US Presidents by first name:

James: 6 (counting Jimmy Carter)
John: 4
William: 4 (counting Bill Clinton)
George: 3
Andrew: 2
Franklin: 2
Abraham: 1
Barack: 1
Benjamin: 1
Calvin: 1
Chester: 1
Donald: 1
Dwight: 1
Gerald: 1
Grover: 1
Harry: 1
Herbert: 1
Joe: 1
Lyndon: 1
Martin: 1
Millard: 1
Richard: 1
Ronald: 1
Rutherford: 1
Theodore: 1
Thomas: 1
Ulysses: 1
Warren: 1
Woodrow: 1
Zachary: 1

gj op presidents have had some unusual names but you picked the most common one

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
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vyelkin posted:

US Presidents by first name:

James: 6 (counting Jimmy Carter)
John: 4
William: 4 (counting Bill Clinton)
George: 3
Andrew: 2
Franklin: 2
Abraham: 1
Barack: 1
Benjamin: 1
Calvin: 1
Chester: 1
Donald: 1
Dwight: 1
Gerald: 1
Grover: 1
Harry: 1
Herbert: 1
Joe: 1
Lyndon: 1
Martin: 1
Millard: 1
Richard: 1
Ronald: 1
Rutherford: 1
Theodore: 1
Thomas: 1
Ulysses: 1
Warren: 1
Woodrow: 1
Zachary: 1

gj op presidents have had some unusual names but you picked the most common one

Would you vote for a single one of those Jameses? Honestly??

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
i would vote for james garfield as long as it didn't interfere with history

i would be proud to know that my vote played some small part in a man becoming president and subsequently having his rear end pumped full of beef soup on his deathbed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
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Cloks posted:

i would vote for james garfield as long as it didn't interfere with history

i would be proud to know that my vote played some small part in a man becoming president and subsequently having his rear end pumped full of beef soup on his deathbed

Oh wow. This changes a lot actually.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Cloks posted:

i would vote for james garfield as long as it didn't interfere with history

i would be proud to know that my vote played some small part in a man becoming president and subsequently having his rear end pumped full of beef soup on his deathbed

yeah

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

I will vote for the first Mormon president Kaydyn

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Ranking: Buchanan<<<<<<Carter<Monroe<Garfield<<<<<<<<an actual human being(none are named James)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Literally A Person posted:

Both, but if both your first and last name are James then it cancels out and you become a Derek just like that.

I see, :crossarms: and if the middle name is also James? is that anything? a glitch or override, kind of a quirk that loopholes it?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
james president, meowth fed chairman

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
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Homeless Friend posted:

james president, meowth fed chairman

Team rocket exploit the poor at the speed of light!!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

vyelkin posted:

US Presidents by first name:

James: 6 (counting Jimmy Carter)
John: 4
William: 4 (counting Bill Clinton)
George: 3
Andrew: 2
Franklin: 2
Abraham: 1
Barack: 1
Benjamin: 1
Calvin: 1
Chester: 1
Donald: 1
Dwight: 1
Gerald: 1
Grover: 1
Harry: 1
Herbert: 1
Joe: 1
Lyndon: 1
Martin: 1
Millard: 1
Richard: 1
Ronald: 1
Rutherford: 1
Theodore: 1
Thomas: 1
Ulysses: 1
Warren: 1
Woodrow: 1
Zachary: 1

gj op presidents have had some unusual names but you picked the most common one

The next James would be lucky number seven

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



vyelkin posted:

US Presidents by first name:

James: 6 (counting Jimmy Carter)
John: 4
William: 4 (counting Bill Clinton)
George: 3
Andrew: 2
Franklin: 2
Abraham: 1
Barack: 1
Benjamin: 1
Calvin: 1
Chester: 1
Donald: 1
Dwight: 1
Gerald: 1
Grover: 1
Harry: 1
Herbert: 1
Joe: 1
Lyndon: 1
Martin: 1
Millard: 1
Richard: 1
Ronald: 1
Rutherford: 1
Theodore: 1
Thomas: 1
Ulysses: 1
Warren: 1
Woodrow: 1
Zachary: 1

gj op presidents have had some unusual names but you picked the most common one

Grover should count as 2

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

My father’s name is James and I would not like him to be president unless I guess we want to get to the bottom of how Fukushima radiation and chem trails are poisoning coastal fog in Northern California

I have no opinion on any other James except the ones who go by Jim who should probably be imprisoned

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

President Vegeta

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Voting exclusively for guys who go by Jimbo

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Good soup! posted:

President Vegeta

what about president yajirobe?

Cloks has issued a correction as of 19:01 on May 2, 2022

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Good soup! posted:

President Vegeta

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Cloks posted:

what about president yajirobe?

there is no way this dude doesn’t have like a million skeletons and even more questions about the role korin will play in his administration

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


yajimrobe

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

vyelkin posted:

US Presidents by first name:

James: 6 (counting Jimmy Carter)
John: 4
William: 4 (counting Bill Clinton)
George: 3
Andrew: 2
Franklin: 2
Abraham: 1
Barack: 1
Benjamin: 1
Calvin: 1
Chester: 1
Donald: 1
Dwight: 1
Gerald: 1
Grover: 1
Harry: 1
Herbert: 1
Joe: 1
Lyndon: 1
Martin: 1
Millard: 1
Richard: 1
Ronald: 1
Rutherford: 1
Theodore: 1
Thomas: 1
Ulysses: 1
Warren: 1
Woodrow: 1
Zachary: 1

gj op presidents have had some unusual names but you picked the most common one

The only question I'm interested in is whether JEB would have counted as a John

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

there it is, instantly unelectable now

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
president poo poo for Brains

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
President r word

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed

Cloks posted:

i would vote for james garfield as long as it didn't interfere with history

AV/Post combo

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i think its time we had a greg for president

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

vyelkin posted:

US Presidents by first name:

James: 6 (counting Jimmy Carter)
John: 4
William: 4 (counting Bill Clinton)
George: 3
Andrew: 2
Franklin: 2
Abraham: 1
Barack: 1
Benjamin: 1
Calvin: 1
Chester: 1
Donald: 1
Dwight: 1
Gerald: 1
Grover: 1
Harry: 1
Herbert: 1
Joe: 1
Lyndon: 1
Martin: 1
Millard: 1
Richard: 1
Ronald: 1
Rutherford: 1
Theodore: 1
Thomas: 1
Ulysses: 1
Warren: 1
Woodrow: 1
Zachary: 1

gj op presidents have had some unusual names but you picked the most common one

I searched google to figure out when we had a president Joe

Jesus christ I'm very dumb

In my defense I never think about Manchin's first name

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