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Been thinking about this between the pandemic and the heightened world tensions. Embalmed corpses are played out. Cremated ashes are boring. Being a cool skeleton just lying around, waiting to be stolen by some goth kids or stoners looking to turn my skull into a bong is the way to go. If the dead rise and walk the earth I want to be a skeleton and not a zombie.
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May 1, 2022 13:06
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You inspire me op, especially with the bong part. I want my skull to be a bong when I'm lifelessly useless. But how do you get to the part where you are a skeleton "laying around" and hope to be stolen? With the risk of not having my skeleton not being put to good use, I think I'd want it written in my will that my skull must be transformed into a bong, and at my funeral my skeleton will be thrown into a crowd where people can rip me apart and take whatever they want.
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May 1, 2022 13:35
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I wanna do the pod thing where they put your whole bod in a pod that a tree grows out of. My skeleton should remain intact, so let's meet up once we rise.
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May 1, 2022 13:41
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Has anyone successfully had their bones turned into a xylophone? Asking for a friend
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May 1, 2022 13:45
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Anyone know how to break into the ossuary business? Thinking of taking a chance on this before it gets too big to buy in.
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May 1, 2022 14:16
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I dimly remember some 4chan post of some guy who stole a human skull from somewhere and posted some very graphic dick pics with/in it. So while being a skullbong would be sweet I'm not sure the risk of being literally skullfucked on the internet by some rancid unwashed 4chan goblin is worth it.
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May 1, 2022 14:32
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Das Boo posted:I wanna do the pod thing where they put your whole bod in a pod that a tree grows out of. My skeleton should remain intact, so let's meet up once we rise. That does sound pretty cool
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May 1, 2022 14:36
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Why wait until you're dead? Being a living skeleton is rad!
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May 1, 2022 14:38
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Outrail posted:I dimly remember some 4chan post of some guy who stole a human skull from somewhere and posted some very graphic dick pics with/in it. It doesn't even feel as good without the brain in there.
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May 1, 2022 14:45
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You weren’t killed at Verdun, pal.
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May 1, 2022 15:22
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satanic splash-back posted:Anyone know how to break into the ossuary business? Thinking of taking a chance on this before it gets too big to buy in. Start a GoBoneMe. In this world of rising healthcare costs brought on by dark wizards opening portals to the void, it can't hurt. Unless those wizards make you their thrall, I guess That's why when I die, I'm being raised as someone's familiar...or spun around in a tessaract while loving til I am a skeletin/dust
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May 1, 2022 15:34
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I don't have any plans for when I die because reality is just a book that tells the story of my lovely lame-rear end life and when I die the universe will simply cease to exist.
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May 1, 2022 15:39
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Start a GoBoneMe. In this world of rising healthcare costs brought on by dark wizards opening portals to the void, it can't hurt. Unless those wizards make you their thrall, I guess I'll bone you
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May 1, 2022 15:39
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I still want a natural burial with a tree planted over me but someone I like can 100% take my skull and turn it into a bong
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May 1, 2022 15:42
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ONCE IM DEAD THOUGH, to be clear
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May 1, 2022 15:44
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I have a lot of human bones for reasons that aren't worth getting into but during this plague I've been channeling my inner capuchin and making some bomb rear end artwork with the remains.
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May 1, 2022 16:23
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Defenestrate yourself and face to mausoleum
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May 1, 2022 16:38
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one of my brother's ex-gf's aunts said that when she died, she wanted to be thrown down a slip'n'slide until her body fell apart
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May 1, 2022 16:51
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mind the walrus posted:Has anyone successfully had their bones turned into a xylophone? Asking for a friend i saw this exact thing in a documentary when i was a kid so youčre in luck.
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May 1, 2022 17:01
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I want to be a skeleton warrior when I grow up
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May 1, 2022 17:03
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I want to made into a spooky xylophone.
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May 1, 2022 17:05
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air burial so i can soar above all you losers and then shat out on some dorks car
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May 1, 2022 17:12
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Same. I make sure to keep a note on my person about how my day is going at all times too, for the environmental storytelling aspect.
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May 1, 2022 17:16
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Hand carrying a note "I'm not dead yet! Someone call off the birds, plea- argh!"
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May 1, 2022 17:18
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I would like my body to be used "the whole buffalo". Don't waste a single scrap.
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May 1, 2022 17:26
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i want to be taxidermied and used as a cigar shop indian. Or bronzed and put in the public square where tourists will take pictures touching my genitals for hundreds of years
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May 1, 2022 17:41
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Your bones are much more likely to be stolen by internet witches or bone traffickers for use in pointless rituals op Do you really want your skull on the wall of soyfacing Tik Tok bone merchant? https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/10/09/tiktok-jonsbones-human-remains-wall-spines/ quote:Jon Pichaya Ferry, known on TikTok as JonsBones, is a 21-year-old bone salesman. Ferry’s account, where he has garnered nearly 500,000 followers and 22 million likes, features videos where he cheerily answers viewers’ questions on what many see as a macabre field. He also displays his rarest finds, including the skulls of fetuses and toddlers. His cat, Chonk, makes frequent appearances, and fans can even buy JonsBones merchandise. 
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May 1, 2022 17:49
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I... recently lost all interest in the awesome sounding bone tree thing. *CHONK!* doesn't get to use my collar bone as a chew toy. I mean... CHONK could have it, but i don't want his loser of an owner to have it. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 18:10 on May 1, 2022 |
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May 1, 2022 18:07
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super sweet best pal posted:Been thinking about this between the pandemic and the heightened world tensions. Alright. Sign here Op. ______________________
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May 1, 2022 18:10
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Zil posted:Alright. Sign here Op.
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May 1, 2022 18:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1_C4X8Zh-k&t=170s
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May 1, 2022 18:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns3rHH8kYhM
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May 1, 2022 18:27
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When I die just throw me in the trash 
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May 1, 2022 18:28
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Make my bones into molla to be worn by dear friends as they navigate through the increasingly lovely hellworld. I'd also wear molla of my dear friends.
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May 1, 2022 18:31
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LuckyCat posted:When I die just throw me in the trash I'm not doing manual labor. You're gonna have to hop in the trash before you die.
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May 1, 2022 18:34
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Shbobdb posted:You can bang May all you want. Who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much poo poo in there as you want. Fill her up with cream. Turn her into cannoli. Make a soup up her rear end. Whats the big deal? Bang her. Eat her. Grind her up into little pieces and throw her in the river. Who gives a poo poo? You're dead, you're dead. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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May 1, 2022 19:04
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If you want to "get down" with a particularly attractive skeleton you must first use the Necronomicon to give them a semblance of living so you can ask for consent.
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KitConstantine posted:Your bones are much more likely to be stolen by internet witches or bone traffickers for use in pointless rituals op If you asked me to picture a 20-year-old bone merchant who has a tik-tok account, that's exactly what I would think he looked like.
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