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I'm gonna declare my remains holy relics and have individual bones shipped to assorted churches, temples, mosques, and synagogues.
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May 1, 2022 19:17
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Contrary to popular belief, human beings are not secretly skeletons, they're eldritch horrors hiding inside a skeleton: Which is why humanity as a whole is insane.
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May 1, 2022 19:47
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I just want to be buried in the forest in the mountains where bugs and whatever critters dig me up can eat my meat and make me a dope skeleton. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, carbon to carbon. But apparently that's "illegal" and "it would be really hard to haul your corpse up the mountain, and would raise many questions". gently caress you, Big Cemetery. I know your game.
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May 1, 2022 19:55
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Everest is always an option, and surely one day Earth will become warm enough so something will eat you eventually
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May 1, 2022 19:56
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Sue for religious discrimination. Tengri the great blue sky demands proper sky burial.
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May 1, 2022 19:59
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put me in a gravitron and leave it on
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May 1, 2022 20:02
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I want to be a skeleton chair.
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May 1, 2022 20:16
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I want one of those cool sky burials where they just toss me in a field and let the scavengers pick me clean. This isn't a joke. Every time I try to explain it I get told I'm crazy. It's not crazy let the dang animals get something outta me I don't want to be put in a box.
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May 1, 2022 20:51
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Treecko posted:I want one of those cool sky burials where they just toss me in a field and let the scavengers pick me clean. My friend wants to be tossed in the ocean so the critters can have at. Ain't nothing wrong with feeding critters. There's also one where they put you in a spore suit and mushrooms can grow from you. Green burials are pretty cool and there are lots of options!
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May 1, 2022 21:12
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Das Boo posted:My friend wants to be tossed in the ocean so the critters can have at. Ain't nothing wrong with feeding critters. if you do both the death and burial yourself (if you know what I mean) this costs $0 and nobody can stop you
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May 1, 2022 21:15
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Treecko posted:I want one of those cool sky burials where they just toss me in a field and let the scavengers pick me clean. Just throw me over the city wall when I drop dead, feel free to add a brick if you think the wolves will be too much of a bother
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May 1, 2022 21:47
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jimmyjams posted:fart
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May 1, 2022 23:31
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I already have the organ donor mark printed on my driver's license so I can't join you, op, but it does sound cool. I dunno what kind of organs they can use. My liver is pretty shot and my heart is probably not in the best condition compared to a super athlete. Maybe they can give it to some kid and she can unironically joke that she may look like she's in her 20s, she has a heart of a 40 something. And then wear a The Cure concert shirt unironically. Anyways, I hear organ donors or whole body donors get their body cremated after use so the next of kin will only get a cardboard urn full of ashes so that sounds like a nice cheap option. Then I guess someone could throw it off a boat or mix it with some fertilizer and plant a tree or whatever.
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May 2, 2022 00:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pon4Zux5MaQ&t=227s Apparently, sky burials are illegal in the US
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May 2, 2022 00:49
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My will actually specifies that my ashes are to be divided into 1/3rds, upon threat of haunting. 1/3 to the forest mountains. 1/3 to to the sea. 1/3 to the wind. I would still just like to have my meat eaten by bugs and animals, but whatever, it's a compromise. Put me back! 
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May 2, 2022 00:50
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I've legit thought about having my remains planted in a tree but then I realized I didn't want to be a sheet of paper for some dumb loving kid to write dumb poo poo on, so I guess I'd rather contaminate the ocean's waters as if it wasn't already filled with whale cum.
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May 2, 2022 00:54
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Lawman 0 posted:I want to be a skeleton chair. i want those culture drug glands
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May 2, 2022 00:56
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I will never die.
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May 2, 2022 01:06
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I'm gonna plug up the recycling tanks so bad they'll need a cyborg plumber 
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May 2, 2022 01:30
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Roll me into a canal at let the gators have me.
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May 2, 2022 02:20
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kntfkr posted:I will never die. Famous last words.
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May 2, 2022 02:58
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Got to visit this place and it was pretty neat.
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May 2, 2022 03:10
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According to Monster Manual (1st edition), a zombie has twice as many hit points as a skeleton, so I’d prefer that option. If I went for the full “wrapped in bandages” delux package I could be a mummy, which has a bunch more hit points plus some special abilities, but I worry it’s outside my price range.
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May 2, 2022 03:11
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Zombies smell though. An old skeleton is nice and clean. Sure, more brittle, but wayyy less gross.
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May 2, 2022 03:29
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Please just feed me to the plankton. They need food too, you know?
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May 2, 2022 03:34
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Got to visit this place and it was pretty neat. No it isn't and it's the result of fetishes and the tourists who patronize it. IE you
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May 2, 2022 03:36
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Also for the record my ashes are to be scattered at sundown on the 18th hole of the country club I grew up working on.
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May 2, 2022 03:38
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Big Beef City posted:Also for the record my ashes are to be scattered at sundown on the 18th hole of the country club I grew up working on. You disgust me.
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May 2, 2022 03:39
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Don't you know Golf Courses are an ecological nightmare???
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May 2, 2022 03:40
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What about the loving planton??? THnk about the plankton when you made that decision???
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May 2, 2022 03:40
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Didn't, did you???
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May 2, 2022 03:40
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Literally A Person posted:What about the loving planton??? THnk about the plankton when you made that decision??? Water cycle man. It will get back to them eventually.
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May 2, 2022 03:41
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The Butcher posted:Water cycle man. It will get back to them eventually. Copacetic.
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May 2, 2022 03:42
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Literally A Person posted:You disgust me. I'M GLAD OF IT
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May 2, 2022 03:50
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i want to be tossed to the bottom of a very deep freshwater cave, and a daring diver will try to retrieve my body for my family
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May 2, 2022 03:51
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Bad Purchase posted:i want to be tossed to the bottom of a very deep freshwater cave, and a daring diver will try to retrieve my body for my family Just a line of dead sea cave divers and dead sea cave diver rescuers trailing toward the surface.
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May 2, 2022 03:56
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bones for the bone throne
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May 2, 2022 04:24
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Dial A For Awesome posted:According to Monster Manual (1st edition), a zombie has twice as many hit points as a skeleton, so I’d prefer that option. If I went for the full “wrapped in bandages” delux package I could be a mummy, which has a bunch more hit points plus some special abilities, but I worry it’s outside my price range. don't skeletons have immunity or resistance to slashing damage and/or piercing damage? sounds like a good tradeoff to me. Most parties have a sword and board chump and a mage that already casted their only magic missile on a friendly elf npc by accident. probably better off just staying in the tavern and rolling for wenches
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May 2, 2022 04:33
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OMFG FURRY posted:air burial so i can soar above all you losers and then shat out on some dorks car My last word before I transmute into the afterlife is gonna be "lol".
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