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It's the loving hair. I'm bald, but my hair still grows on my head a lot. I have to shave it constantly. Have to shave my face constantly. Got weird stringy hairs all over my shoulders, back, genitals. Hairs in my loving nose and ears. Constantly shaving and trimming. It just never stops loving growing. Eyebrows, unibrow, rear end in a top hat hairs. Every time I wipe my rear end the paper has poo poo AND hair on it. I want to be a reptile.
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nice nipples. idiot.
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May 2, 2022 01:11
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Feathers might be worse though, isn't that what molting is? Birds lose their feathers or something. But even snakes shed their skin, is this something all reptiles do? Maybe a fish or amphibian has the best life.
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May 2, 2022 01:13
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Allow me to be MemePokerParty for a moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bi2Lm8RjY4
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May 2, 2022 01:18
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Fish get parasites under their scales and they have no way to reach them. Unless another fish decides to eat the parasites off them they're pretty much stuck in constant misery. Being a crocodile would be pretty sweet. Sit in a bath all day and once or twice a year just eat the thing that comes too close to your bath.
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May 2, 2022 01:22
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four chambered heart that separates oxygenated blood is pretty good, big fan of endothermy and fully mobile hips joints personally
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May 2, 2022 01:27
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i’d really love to lay an egg. what a feeling that’d be
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The more I reflect on it I think a plant is the best life. And the more I realize how weird plants are... I feel like even though we are related as life forms, I feel like they are separate in a way... like, they're on their own team.
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May 2, 2022 01:29
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Mushrooms man
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May 2, 2022 01:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTSrpuOgZ98
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May 2, 2022 01:36
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The worst thing about being a mammal is how bad search in Microsoft Outlook is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFFaJ-bW9p0
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May 2, 2022 01:38
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You seem to be having some trouble deciding, OP.
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May 2, 2022 01:45
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I loving LOVE lactating
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May 2, 2022 01:47
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Having a cloaca would be so convenient
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May 2, 2022 01:50
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i hate having to sniff everyones rear end in a top hat
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May 2, 2022 02:06
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Chief McHeath posted:i hate having to sniff everyones rear end in a top hat you know, i hated it as a kid, but i can't get enough as an adult. just like onions, coffee, beer, etc. it's an acquired taste i suppose.
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Sorry about your ape-like body OP. I am grateful that mine, except for the usual places, is almost completely hairless. Maybe you can find a partner with a shaving or hot wax fetish to fix you up on the reg.
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May 2, 2022 02:31
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BigBadSteve posted:Sorry about your ape-like body OP. I am grateful that mine, except for the usual places, is almost completely hairless. Go to Ideal Image and get lasered smooth as silk.
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May 2, 2022 02:35
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Body temperature regulation is great. Who who wouldn't give that up to impregnate themselves?
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if you really hate being a stereotypical mammal, you could try living underwater. aquatic mammals may technically meet the definition, but obviously they are violating the spirit of the mammal lifestyle. it was enough to fool herman melville, anyway, and he wrote a whole book about 'em.
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May 2, 2022 03:17
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Being a mammal loving RULES, OP. I will gently caress up a GOD DAMNED PLANT. I WILL EVISCERATE AN AMPHIBION. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON M'FUCKIN FISH rear end MOTHER FUCKTERS.
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When I was a child mammal, I shaved my rear end once when the horror started to occur. That was... A mistake. Simply embrace the migration of your hair. You can't stop it unless you have billions of dollars.
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The Butcher posted:When I was a child mammal, I shaved my rear end once when the horror started to occur. What?
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Big Beef City posted:What? SAYS HE GOT BUTT RASH FROM SHAVING
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May 2, 2022 03:41
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I resent having a frail, mortal body.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I resent having a frail, mortal body. I don't. You having it that is
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Colonel Cancer posted:Having a cloaca would be so convenient Some marsupials do. And kangaroos keep their balls above their dicks! 
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May 2, 2022 03:53
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Cetaceans are mammals and they don't have hair. Sounds like you just hate tits, OP
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quote:I hate being
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Gas thread mammals good.
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Big Beef City posted:I don't. :(
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May 2, 2022 04:14
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So many types of fluid dripping from so many different holes.
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its all nice on rice posted:So many types of fluid dripping from so many different holes. We indeed have many fluids but most of them shouldn't be dripping out of your holes. If you're leaking blood, bile, stomach acid, aqueous humour, or cerebrospinal fluid please see a doctor!
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Some marsupials do. And kangaroos keep their balls above their dicks! What's that roo doin' to its ballsack!?!?!?
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I grow weary of gnawing to keep my teeth short
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Colonel Cancer posted:What's that roo doin' to its ballsack!?!?!? One-roo tennis.
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Wise men once say just do it like they do on the Discovery channel OP.
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mammalmommymilkers
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Suck it up, motherfucker.
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