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Being a mammal is rad because tits exist
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May 2, 2022 06:31
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gas thread, ban op
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May 2, 2022 07:33
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Have you considered growing less hair OP?
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May 2, 2022 12:49
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You can shave an ape but you can't do anything about its disgusting nipples and above room temperature blood
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May 2, 2022 12:53
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You could be one of those weird hairless cats and dogs OP they don't have hair.
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May 2, 2022 12:53
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Wait that came out kind of wrong, I don't advocate shaving and refrigerating apes
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May 2, 2022 12:54
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I understand op. hypothetically I want to bang a smoking hot snake lady, but I would also hypothetically want her to have big boobs. so there's a lot of conflict there. two wolves
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May 2, 2022 13:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wait that came out kind of wrong, I don't advocate shaving and refrigerating apes I do 
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May 2, 2022 13:04
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STABASS posted:I understand op. hypothetically I want to bang a smoking hot snake lady, but I would also hypothetically want her to have big boobs. so there's a lot of conflict there. two wolves Those are venom sacks, ugh 
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May 2, 2022 13:08
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STABASS posted:I understand op. hypothetically I want to bang a smoking hot snake lady, but I would also hypothetically want her to have big boobs. so there's a lot of conflict there. two wolves What’s the conflict?
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May 2, 2022 15:16
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Being a mammal is rad because tits exist
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May 2, 2022 18:03
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Tits are avians 
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May 2, 2022 18:05
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but mammals are the only animals that can appreciate them avian or otherwise
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May 2, 2022 18:07
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Human males are the only male mammals who don't have a literal bone in their penis to make it easier for them to get erect, which is why they're always freaking out about their broken dicks.
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May 2, 2022 18:15
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cloacer? i hardly knew er
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May 2, 2022 18:41
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Yaldabaoth posted:Human males are the only male mammals who don't have a literal bone in their penis to make it easier for them to get erect, which is why they're always freaking out about their broken dicks. Look at this guy who doesn’t have a dick bone lmao
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May 2, 2022 18:51
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I got one inserted at a coming-of-age ceremony Hurt like hell but my relatives gave me loads of money
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May 2, 2022 18:56
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Devils Affricate posted:Cetaceans are mammals and they don't have hair. Sounds like you just hate tits, OP https://us.whales.org/do-whales-and-dolphin-have-hair/
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May 2, 2022 20:32
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Devils Affricate posted:We indeed have many fluids but most of them shouldn't be dripping out of your holes. If you're leaking blood, bile, stomach acid, aqueous humour, or cerebrospinal fluid please see a doctor! This is a very man-mammal centric statement, fe-mammals frequently leak blood perfectly healthily
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May 2, 2022 20:41
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Renounce Mammalism. Become fish.
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May 2, 2022 21:25
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I’m a man-mall
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May 2, 2022 21:25
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Mammal Milky
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May 2, 2022 21:26
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Yaldabaoth posted:Human males are the only male mammals who don't have a literal bone in their penis to make it easier for them to get erect, which is why they're always freaking out about their broken dicks. stop stop you're giving me a boner rn
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May 2, 2022 22:53
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Hair sucks, but opposable thumbs might be the most busted feature in the animal kingdom. You take the good with the bad.
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May 2, 2022 22:56
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I tried being a fish for awhile but being alone and jizzing on a pile of eggs just isn't as fun.
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May 2, 2022 23:14
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Also, very hard to play video games. And while fish porno exists, it's really hosed up stuff and not hot at all.
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May 2, 2022 23:16
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I love lactating!
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May 2, 2022 23:25
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Who What Now posted:I love lactating! Good username idea.
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May 2, 2022 23:29
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lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
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May 2, 2022 23:34
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Let's not kid ourselves, the average goon has more of a cnidarian physique
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May 2, 2022 23:45
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Knormal posted:Whales and dolphins have little mustaches. This means that there could be a whale or dolphin Hitler, maybe even both. Just another entry on my list of reasons not to go into the seas.
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May 3, 2022 00:31
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I ate too much red meat and now i got diarrhea):
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May 3, 2022 07:02
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Nooner posted:I ate too much red meat and now i got diarrhea): you lucky son of a bitch!
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May 3, 2022 07:05
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Nooner posted:I ate too much red meat and now i got diarrhea): That's the one nice part of being a fish person at least. You just go anytime, anywhere, no problem. Maybe fish Karen gives you the stink eye but what's she gonna do? Blub at you?
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May 3, 2022 08:18
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I love being a turtle
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May 3, 2022 08:58
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I can’t imagine not being a mammal frankly. but if we evolved from geckos I guess I’d be ok with it
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May 3, 2022 09:55
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I wanna be a tree. Just fuckin chillin all the time, the wind gently blowing my lovely green leaves. Making lil squirrel and bird friends and poo poo. Hell yeah.
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May 3, 2022 10:34
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We won't be mammals forever 
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May 3, 2022 10:45
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The crazy thing about being a mammal is that it's genuinely one of the most efficient body types so far evolved. The human body in particular is just full of evolutionary lifehacks, like paying a big price for bipedalism. At least we're not vampire bats though.
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