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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
It's the loving hair. I'm bald, but my hair still grows on my head a lot. I have to shave it constantly. Have to shave my face constantly. Got weird stringy hairs all over my shoulders, back, genitals. Hairs in my loving nose and ears. Constantly shaving and trimming.

It just never stops loving growing. Eyebrows, unibrow, rear end in a top hat hairs. Every time I wipe my rear end the paper has poo poo AND hair on it.

I want to be a reptile.

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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
Feathers might be worse though, isn't that what molting is? Birds lose their feathers or something.

But even snakes shed their skin, is this something all reptiles do?

Maybe a fish or amphibian has the best life.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
The more I reflect on it I think a plant is the best life.

And the more I realize how weird plants are... I feel like even though we are related as life forms, I feel like they are separate in a way... like, they're on their own team.

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