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Good Sphere posted:So many people I know are siding with Depp, but the thing I always think of is when a liquor bottle was allegedly thrown by Amber, it cut Depp’s hand, and then he wrote with his blood afterward, and this is something he admitted to in court. That doesn’t really sound sane to me. Nothing but an innocent blood ritual to summon some more cocaine. Everybody does those. I wonder what he wrote? I'd like to think it was "ouch my finger".
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Who What Now posted:Jay Leno: So there's a celebrity trial going on, heh heh, have you Amber Heard of this? Anybody Amber Heard of this? old people still watching TV:
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# ? May 2, 2022 14:31 |
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I try not to get too Depp into these things. You can never trust the things you've Heard about rich people.
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# ? May 2, 2022 14:34 |
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Some people are speculating that Amber Heard was physically abusive to Elon Musk when they dated, in which case she has nothing but my upmost respect.
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GABA ghoul posted:I watched some court video on YT of Johnny Depp talking and does he have brain damage from all the drugs? He talks really slow and seems to zone out all the time
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He dresses like a Final Fantasy protagonist
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On Thursday, Heard’s attorney Ben Rottenborn read aloud from messages in which Depp referred to himself as a “loving savage” and a “lunatic,” and fantasized about killing Heard. “Let’s drown her before we burn her!!!” Depp wrote to actor Paul Bettany in June 2013. “I will gently caress her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she’s dead.” The text messages first surfaced during Depp’s libel trial against the publisher of The Sun newspaper in the United Kingdom in 2020. In that case, the judge ruled that Heard’s abuse allegations were “substantially true,” and rejected Depp’s suit. Rottenborn also read a message in which Depp referred to ex-wife Vanessa Paradis as “the French extortionist, ex-c—.” In a text message describing the flight, Depp described himself as “an angry aggro injun in a loving blackout, screaming obscenities and insulting any gently caress who got near.” Rottenborn also asked Depp if he had destroyed hotel rooms. “I have assaulted a couch or two, yes sir,” Depp responded. Rottenborn also showed Depp several text messages in which Deep indicated that he had cut his own finger. In one of them, Depp wrote to his doctor that he had “chopped off my left middle finger as a reminder that I should never cut my finger off again.” The attorney also showed the jury pictures of messages that Depp had scrawled in paint and blood after the finger injury, including one that read “starring Billy Bob and easy Amber.” Heard had just filmed “London Fields” with Billy Bob Thornton. Rottenborn played an audio clip in which Depp said he became “jealous” and “weird” when Heard worked on movies.
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I would like to text with Paul Bettany
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I would like to text with Paul Bettany Don't, clearly he'll rat you out to the cops
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Bar Patron posted:Nothing but an innocent blood ritual to summon some more cocaine. Everybody does those. Blood and paint, but yeah https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-finger-trial-heard-b2062828.html?amp
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# ? May 2, 2022 15:47 |
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Johnny Depp wasn't allowed to take off his own shoes when he came home. He had to wait for Heard to do it or she would explode and aggressively badger/fight with him for the rest of the day. That's my favorite trial factoid so far. Hoping for some crazy Depp stories this week from Heard's side. The weirdest thing about the trial is how people are tribalizing around sides. Both people were poo poo to each other. There is some sympathy for Depp here given the outright lies that have been told & how he got railroaded in court previously, but a bit of sympathy on that front doesn't mean he wasn't a psycho rear end in a top hat with substance abuse issues during the relationship. Look no farther than the kitchen video or the paint pictures for proof of that. Each incident divorce-worthy on its own. Khorne fucked around with this message at 16:54 on May 2, 2022 |
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Good Sphere posted:
Hm yes clearly Amber Herd is the crazy irrational one in this whole story, good job reddit and the MRA movement
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# ? May 2, 2022 16:08 |
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crazy people tend to attract each other so w/e
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# ? May 2, 2022 16:26 |
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should have written that with his poo poo to match Amber's energy
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# ? May 2, 2022 16:41 |
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Blooster posted:On Thursday, Heard’s attorney Ben Rottenborn read aloud from messages in which Depp referred to himself as a “loving savage” and a “lunatic,” and fantasized about killing Heard. Someone please make a vr game Couch Assault wherein you have to stab and claw your way through your hotel furniture in a desperate attempt to find all of your wrist flair.
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Know why everyone is talking about Amber Heard right now? .....WELL NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE HEARD. HEARD, HEARD, HEARD. HEARD IS THE WORD.
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# ? May 2, 2022 17:43 |
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cut my wife into pieces
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:38 |
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I'm going to be honest. Since most of Johnny Depp's roles have been characters wearing outlandish outfits, he looks even weirder to me when he tries to dress like an regular person, like an alien trying to pass as human and not getting it right.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm going to be honest. Since most of Johnny Depp's roles have been characters wearing outlandish outfits, he looks even weirder to me when he tries to dress like an regular person, like an alien trying to pass as human and not getting it right. The Johnny Depp impersonator on Nathan for You completely nailed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD3nq0eECz4
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:45 |
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which pickup artist is this?
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:The Johnny Depp impersonator on Nathan for You completely nailed it that's this guy, he was his official impersonator at events and poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTUf7TD8lw
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# ? May 2, 2022 18:47 |
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Square Enix presents Johnny Depp
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# ? May 2, 2022 19:11 |
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I mean define: "poo poo the bed." Because we've all had liquid sharts in or around the bed. At times (I've heard) it can leak straight through your clothes and staining the sheets. Then all the sudden you branded a "bed-shitter." Not true. Incontinence runs in some other families (not my own) and these allegations are hurtful and potentially illegal.
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GolfHole posted:cut my wife into pieces dissolve the chunks in lye
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So what I'm getting out of this is that Amber Heard is single?
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# ? May 2, 2022 20:27 |
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I can poo poo in your bed any time
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kntfkr posted:dissolve the chunks in lye Johnny Depp stared in Sweeny Todd to prepare him for something like this.
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# ? May 2, 2022 21:59 |
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♪Get out of my dreams, and poo poo into my bed.♪
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# ? May 2, 2022 21:59 |
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Why does this always happen? Amber Heard is hot. Believe it or not I actually dated a couple of young women just like her when I was in my twenties. I got my nose broken with a wine bottle and a small part of my right ear is missing. Johnny Depp should be old enough to know better. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 2, 2022 22:15 |
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This would be going a lot better for Amber if she'd hired one Leonard J Crabs, esquire
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Nuts and Gum posted:What’s stopping you? Kramer did it, can’t be too hard Well, I guess the biggest obstacle would be the severe pyrophobia I've suffered from ever since my parents were killed in a backyard BBQ accident when I was a small child.
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Khorne posted:Both sides but MEN'S RIGHTS lmao
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Valko posted:Why does this always happen? Amber Heard is hot. Believe it or not I actually dated a couple of young women just like her when I was in my twenties. I got my nose broken with a wine bottle and a small part of my right ear is missing.
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# ? May 2, 2022 22:47 |
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:He dresses like a Final Fantasy protagonist So loving true
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Bad Purchase posted:which pickup artist is this? Captain Jackoff Sparrow
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Funky See Funky Do posted:When I was 5 I thought when I was this age that I'd be a fireman and drive in a big red truck. Maybe it's not too late, you know? A volunteer fire fighter on the weekends. Yeah. Yeah that's what I'll do! If nothing else good comes out of this thread (which is the most likely outcome)… Follow your dreams, Funky!
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:57 |
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this is like when people were shocked about marilyn manson being a weird piece of poo poo like man wow never saw this coming (im not saying depp is a bad, im just saying hes a crazy weird)
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# ? May 2, 2022 23:58 |
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Didn't he have like a few million dollar wine collection or some crazy poo poo? I think I remember Depp being really bad with money.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:he's from kentucky. Ah so he's just stupid then
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