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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I would like to text with Paul Bettany Don't, clearly he'll rat you out to the cops
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Has anyone gone to jail yet? Or does the loser get the chair in this one?
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The Bramble posted:Worse. The loser gets cancelled. The stakes have never been higher. My god
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Wake up sheeple, she wasn't doing coke. She was doing meth
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May 12, 2022 10:37
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The yorkshire terrier laid a huge turd in the bed, covered it up with the bedsheets, then joked about it to the driver and mouthed off at the housekeeper who found it and took a picture of it. Dang dog 
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In my country we say "blow it out your rear end", and we don't mean farts or diarrhea, we mean blow snot and boogers right out of your butthole like it was a mononostril nose doing a big ol sneeze
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May 12, 2022 21:49
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I'm choosing to be the poo poo. That's right, i'm the bed poo
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May 13, 2022 20:19
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Something something the poop deck!
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May 16, 2022 09:37
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Let me tell you, there's nothing civil about that law
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May 18, 2022 22:53
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Do you agree that you shat yourself a mega dook of poo?
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May 19, 2022 09:54
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I did not have fecal relations with that bed. Mr Depp's bed.
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May 19, 2022 23:42
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Psychiatrists are known to be total freaks, just look at Jordan "my dog stepped on a" B Peterson
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've probably worked with 20 different psychologists (as a patient) and they were all very normal people. Those were psychologists. It's like the difference between astronomers and astrologists in that one are scientists and the others are a bunch of idiots looking at stars in their big dumb telescopes
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When you think about it, if your name is Rottenborn, what else can you be but a lawyer?
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Perfect Potato posted:Oh and the Elaine lawyer apparently ran to the bathroom sobbing after the trial today. Don't know if it was because of her performance in closing, what Amber's going to do to her later, or in the spirit of the thread maybe nature was violently calling A poo in the bed is worth two in the loo
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As a Russian maga troll incel bot chud boomer mra pua wasp captain of industry, I say: let he who is without fart poo poo the first bed
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Tenkaris posted:If she snorted coke she should be sniffling and dealing with nasal drip for a while. Meanwhile she could have just rubbed it on her gums, swallowed it, or shoved it up her rear end in a top hat instead for the same high. Literally everything else makes more sense than snorting it on the stand. I don't know if jumping up, dropping pants and shoving a ball of cocaine up one's rear end while on the stand would make a whole lot more of sense but tbh i am not a lawyer.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:If they catch you smuggling a dog into Australia, what happens to the dog? Is it the same as if you smuggle fresh fruit into America? I really hope it isn’t. Yes. It is. They make you eat the dog right then and there.
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ChubbyChecker posted:the culprit has been found: The age old question whether a bear shits in the woods finally answered
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Powerful Katrinka posted:See, and I DO have to work tomorrow, lame Actually you can just skip work. One weird trick that employers hate.
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Turpitude II posted:why don't they just hold the peanus closed??? That's how you get a ball infection
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drat! The one outcome I didn't prepare a 135000 word screed for 
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STABASS posted:I never realized the virginia state seal has a naked tit. can we do something about that? It's supposed to be two, right?
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:It's sad that we let a pretty simple case, someone is culpable and someone isn't, and let the extreme right and left, turn it into another culture war. Buddy there isn't a thing in this world that those people couldn't turn into a culture war
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Unlucky7 posted:Trial is over. Can we close the thread now? Unfortunately, the thread has just begun
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weekly font posted:They definitely think but this is like glimpsing into the thoughts of a golden retriever. Please do not slander golden retrievers, i'll sue
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Can't believe telling obvious and defaming lies will now be considered defamation. This sets a dangerous precedent
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Those sheeple in the jury and everyone who watched the trial will believe any conspiracy theory put forward by the shady international cabal of Johnny Depp fans who will use this ruling to take over the world and imprison all women, especially themselves
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