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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Honestly if people want to follow it more power to them but I gotta be honest I do not care absolutely one bit about this

Celebrities being shitheads to each other is nothing new but I guess since COVID is over and Ukraine won something's gotta take the forefront of the Fourth Estate's mind

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Here we go!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lmao she has to send the jury back to put in compensatory damages

apparently they did find for it, but not for the amount

dumb jurors

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Perfect Potato posted:

This is the funniest outcome

honestly it's the way this whole thing should end

it's so stupid and you have jurors who can't fill out simple forms

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MassTran posted:

This rules, everything is stupid as poo poo all the time

:hmmyes:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

LanceHunter posted:

Virginia has to add a bit of nudity to their otherwise-horrible flag, to feel a little bit less embarrassed when they are surrounded on so many sides by Maryland, who love showing off their :krad: flag.

Maryland's flag was created after a massive :okpos: binge

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
ok we're back again!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Depp

Defamation 1: Yes

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Defamation claim #2: yes
Defamation claim #3: yes

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Jesus they gave $15 million in punitive and compensatory damages to Depp

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
drat they found defamation #2 for Heard

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
So Amber gets $2 million and Depp gets $15 million

but really the real winners are the friends we made along the way in this stupid slapfight between two rich people

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ultimate Mango posted:

So what was the damages reduced to $350k about?

I think VA has a statutory maximum for defamation of $350k, so while you can sue for much more than that you'll only get that amount

e: omg there's a dude with a mullet DESTROY IT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Khorne posted:

There are two fields, the damages field and the punitive damages aka "you didn't cause this number in damages but gently caress you" field. The jury put $5m in the second one when $350k is the cap.

ah ok thank you!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

busalover posted:

So what about Pirates of The Carribean 6?

They're in the Marvel MCU so now Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow has been swallowed into another dimension and has been replaced by... oh i dunno Tom Cruise or some poo poo?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Every day I die a little bit more inside

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vegetable posted:

Is this the kind of case that someone can appeal or is it basically a done deal

yeah she's going to appeal it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

busalover posted:

thought about checking the replies, then decided not to.

Probably a good idea for 99% of Twitter posts

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Snazzy Frocks posted:

So she probably wrote that response on Friday right?

If their publicists are worth anything they had these ready the day the trial started: one for winning, one for losing, one for a split verdict, one for any other eventuality

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Guze posted:

Not sure where our koala brained Americans will be directing their energy now but it won't be anywhere constructive

2022 MIDTERMS BABYEEEEEEE

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

close this poo poo thread

Honestly, not a bad idea.

It'll re-open if there's new developments. But now there's a resolution and everyone can go back to their lives, content in the knowledge that they completely owned their posting enemies on something awful dot com.

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