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Elon Musk loving the twitter logo while the reddit creature thing watches stroking its digg. No I will not explain myself get to work art slaves GET TO WORK. edit: Hmmm that's not accurate I don't own you. Art servants? Hmmmm I'll take suggestions in the thread. Let's go with art thralls for now. edit 2: Bounty up to $30 veiny, Elon must be moist, one of the characters must be pregnant with a speech bubble saying "Thanks Obama." edit 3: $40 edit 4: $50 Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 22:16 on May 3, 2022 |
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That better not mean you're just gonna open your trench coat at me
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May 2, 2022 06:56
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Goatse, tubgirl and 2 girls, 1 cup were ahead of their time.
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May 2, 2022 07:07
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May 2, 2022 07:22
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I thought this thread was about showing the pizza guy your tits instead of paying for the pizza and I’m disappointed
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May 2, 2022 07:57
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Credit to the artist* *no copyright infringement intended
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May 2, 2022 08:57
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Just draw hyperspecific cartoon porn for online weirdos just like the rest of us op.
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May 2, 2022 12:22
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Exposing myself as we speak, op.
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May 2, 2022 12:23
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you can die of overexposure
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May 2, 2022 12:23
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*sigh* another nofap streak, ripped in twain
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May 2, 2022 12:30
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Sorry I meant COVID-19 exposure, you have to work here without a mask in a confined space with a bunch of random people.
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May 2, 2022 16:17
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Finally some cold exposure to make up for how hot this loving place is.
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May 2, 2022 16:18
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maybe you should be posting this in the dalle2 thread my guy
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Buce posted:maybe you should be posting this in the dalle2 thread my guy You think an AI can create such a masturpiece? (heh). Besides the AI is strict about what it is willing to create. Okay okay I'll raise my offer to exposure and 5 dollars everybody knows art is easy!
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May 2, 2022 19:00
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i'll pay you in blowjobs. that's right, you can give me as many of them as you want to. 
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May 2, 2022 19:10
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precision posted:i'll pay you in blowjobs. that's right, you can give me as many of them as you want to. Well when you're a starving artist that may be a tempting offer.
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May 2, 2022 19:14
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Fine $10 but I get to be super picky. Think veiny.
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May 2, 2022 21:36
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precision posted:i'll pay you in blowjobs. that's right, you can give me as many of them as you want to. finally a get rich quick scheme i can get in on the ground floor of.
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May 2, 2022 21:45
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I will accept payment in the form of a full set of Northern Exposure DVDs.
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May 2, 2022 21:48
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$15 but Elon better be moist. MOIST I SAY!
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May 2, 2022 23:11
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I thought furries always paid top dollar to the people who make art for them. OP is a fraud.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I thought furries always paid top dollar to the people who make art for them. OP is a fraud. They can use it in their portfolio. On top of $15 and exposure that's a good deal.
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May 2, 2022 23:28
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I'll expose myself to get paid there I said it
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May 2, 2022 23:40
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ill expose myself for pay
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Lucky Guy posted:I will accept payment in the form of a full set of Northern Exposure DVDs. i mean, so would i, but let's be realistic here. those things are worth like a billion dolars
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precision posted:i mean, so would i, but let's be realistic here. those things are worth like a billion dolars know your worth, my sibling in Christ
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Hey lazy artists what's the hold up shouldn't you be done by now?
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Duck and Cover posted:Hey lazy artists what's the hold up shouldn't you be done by now? We all know what you really want is a coffee table with a life size pic of Sonic with his dick out on it.
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Yaldabaoth posted:We all know what you really want is a coffee table with a life size pic of Sonic with his dick out on it. That's like saying "gee I bet you like oxygen". It's not so much that I really want it as I need it to live. Good point though I could get people with the possibility of more work! Yep that's 15? Nah gently caress it make it $20 + exposure + letting you use it in your portfolio + maybe more work if you do a good job. This offer is getting better and better hopefully someone will take me up on it soon otherwise this thread will be a failure!
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May 3, 2022 01:45
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Fine $30 but one or more of the characters needs to be pregnant with a speech bubble saying "Thanks Obama".
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Dickblosure
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With your donation of 10 dollars we can make this dream a reality. Do you really need that avocado latte? Will it bring you as much joy as seeing a moist Elon Musk?
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May 3, 2022 06:18
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I got in trouble for exposure 
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These "artists" sure are tough negotiators. Fine $40 get yourself some avocado toast or something.
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May 3, 2022 18:37
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Nooner posted:I got in trouble for exposure you got frostbite too?
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May 3, 2022 18:40
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$50 I wonder at what point someone will take me up on this wonderful opportunity. Maybe we'll get multiple arts! That'd be nice.
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May 3, 2022 22:16
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There are plenty of Musk fanboys who made creepily sexual art of him and they're perfectly willing to work for free if it's in support of their godhead. Just trick one of them into thinking the pic is for Musk and they'll gladly draw it for you.
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Yaldabaoth posted:There are plenty of Musk fanboys who made creepily sexual art of him and they're perfectly willing to work for free if it's in support of their godhead. Just trick one of them into thinking the pic is for Musk and they'll gladly draw it for you. I want quality and I don't think Musk fanboys are known for that.
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i exposed myself now its your turn
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Can i be on your top 10 op
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