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ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth
My Goondolences for bringing you all here, goons. Something has happened of great goonportance.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
M'goons

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fart

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

My fellow goon. It’s good(goon) to see you. We have little time for goonsantries. Let’s get(goon) to work.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Is this the place where I scratch my balls and complain about how women don't respect a nice guy (tm)?

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Is this the place where I scratch my balls and complain about how women don't respect a nice guy (tm)?

No, this is the goonquarters. I have no goondea what you’re talkgoon about.

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Terrible Poster 3rd Class Dicere reporting for duty. How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like to avoid talking to people in person about things. Can we use symbolic language, hand puppets, and pantomimes? :thunkin:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Get goon or die trying

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I call dibs on leading the cool group at the cafeteria 😎😎 accepting applications now

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


And people said spending 250k on the goonquarters was a goondoggle.

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

Linux Pirate posted:

And people said spending 250k on the goonquarters was a goondoggle.

goonronic.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm goona poo poo my pants

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Gaming garbage

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Are we finally getting around to the goonpile

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Now that you're all here, it seems one of you may know the whereabouts of the missing Goldbelly Pies....

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Just tell me when to show up for the mutual JOs. No gay poo poo though.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we’re called henchpeople now, op

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I'm feeling pretty goon (good) today ellasmith you better not bring me down

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

givepatajob posted:

Now that you're all here, it seems one of you may know the whereabouts of the missing Goonbelly Pies....

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Like I'm afraid of you, I'm a union hire motherfucker!
Now suck my dick, I'm taking a four hour lunch break!

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

Like I'm afraid of you, I'm a union hire motherfucker!
Now suck my dick, I'm taking a four hour lunch break!

goonion *

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That there isn't the sound of my dick being sucked! Am I gonna have to report you to GOON Command?

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

That there isn't the sound of my dick being sucked! Am I gonna have to report you to GOON Command?

Goonmand *

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

eat my dolphin dick

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’m goon

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I must sadly admit responsibility for the unfortunate circumstances that bring us together today. I have experienced a... severe prolapse in judgement

*sigh*

it's easier to show you

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

goonas

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

dearly begooned, we are gooned here today to join this goon and this goonette in goony matrigoony

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I uh...I think my goonquarters are broken. They're filled with goons.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
*Vibrates into the room at a frequency only goons can hear*

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth
Goonmp.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Das Boo posted:

*Vibrates into the room at a frequency only goons can hear*

The goon noise.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Goont

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth
Gooneral bullshit

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Here today, goon tomorrow.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*finds trout in the tail pipe of my camry*

:argh:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONZZZZZZZZ:argh:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m sorry to share this news, but anyone who has quoted me or whose post has been in contact with mine should get checked for goonerial disease ASAP.

i don’t know where or how long ago, it could’ve been almost anywhere. just get checked out, ok?

and if you still wanna post together later, hmu

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Bad Purchase posted:

goonerial disease


Lol

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ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m sorry to share this news, but anyone who has quoted me or whose post has been in contact with mine should get checked for goonerial disease ASAP.

i don’t know where or how long ago, it could’ve been almost anywhere. just get checked out, ok?

and if you still wanna post together later, hmu

Just made an appointment with gooned parenthood!

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