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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Please report to the showers to be hosed down and have your head inspected for lice.

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Nooner more like Gooner

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

STABASS posted:

I must sadly admit responsibility for the unfortunate circumstances that bring us together today. I have experienced a... severe prolapse in judgement

*sigh*

it's easier to show you

Wait so you blew out your hoop? Show us with the cucumber and the roast beef how that happened. :hmmyes:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're not goon until your name's forgotten

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

You're not goon until your name's forgotten

forgoonten

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
goonerifics are often accompanied with a diminutive for the recipient. such as, "goonday to you, goonie," the diminutive/neutral form of goonsir/goon'dam.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I'm adding white noise posts as fast as I can, goonsir!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i consider myself among the goontaku

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Im goonin up over here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

i consider myself among the goontaku

The goontelligensia

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
I'm gay goon

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

There’s a dumpster out back of goonquarters full of nothing but poo poo-stained pants and chonies. It’s a real mess back there.

There were talks of getting a second dumpster at some point.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

So, since OP was called away on a probe, let's all timesheet eight hours for this meeting and skive off early.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im goon

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i am not a goon

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Oh no, is Gargamel threatening the forums again? I’m goona hide.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Who ate all the donuts

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's a donuts page?!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SRQ posted:

Who ate all the donuts

I did. I needed to do it so that later I could make a thread about now that I'm old I can't eat sugar without feeling sick.

E: but now I have a headache and I don't want to

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Tarquinn posted:

Oh no, is Gargamel threatening the forums again? I’m goona hide.

I heard that he's the one who made Goonette.

It started as his parachute account, but now he posts as Goonette full time.

Buller
Nov 6, 2010
Sometimes I think, am I just a goon?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Jeez, I just find out about the front page, and now there’s a secret goonquarters too?! What else are you guys hiding from me?

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Donuts apperently! I demand restitution!

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