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I'm sure we've all got one or two stories of mishearing certain lines from cannabis-themed cinema. In "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" (released here as "Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies", which I didn't know for years because I had torrented it), there is a scene where the titular Harold and Kumar are at a toll-booth, but taking too long to find correct change. For many years I believed that the husky angry man behind them shouted "Move, you fuckin' dwot!" or perhaps "Move, you fuckin' dwad!". I learned years later that it was "twat", and that this is how the word is pronounced over there. In "How High", in the establishing ten minutes of the film a character named "Ivory" has invited over a girl he met online; she is a fan of Kevin Costner movies so he has rented 'Dances with Wolves' and 'Field of Dreams'. She is shocked and angered by his new hair extensions and the soul-patch thing that has sprouted between his eyes. As she is indicating that she wants to leave, saying "I don't think this gon' work out", he (in an attempt to change her mind) explains that he has rented the aforementioned Costner films, to which (I thought) she said "Nookem...you are a wolf". I figured it was a pet name or something. Anyway I just watched it again a decade and a half later and it turns out it's the N-word.
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You heard words slightly different than what they actually were, riveting content op
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May 3, 2022 14:07
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"Dan's not here, man"
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May 3, 2022 14:09
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Well if that's your attitude you're not getting my misheard Half Baked stories. e: the only thing "half baked" is this thread idea you loving MORON
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May 3, 2022 14:09
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Diorama posted:Well if that's your attitude you're not getting my misheard Half Baked stories. Can you post your haf baked stories
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May 3, 2022 14:11
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Well I'm not sure if this is misheard, it depends whether Thurgood Jenkins says "sweet cheeba" or "sweet chiva" when talking about the fact that he will never forget the first time he smoked.
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May 3, 2022 14:23
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"You put the weed in there" - Brad Pitt, SNL
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May 3, 2022 14:25
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“gently caress it dude. Let’s go bowling.” – Walter (John Goodman) I always thought he said BLOWING because Walter wanted to go suck the penis of other men
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May 3, 2022 14:39
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Isn't that more a stoner movie than a weed movie?
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May 3, 2022 14:43
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"Abracadabra you're my only friend"
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May 3, 2022 14:51
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"Luke , Choose the Dark Side and hang out with me"
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May 3, 2022 14:53
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"Hello, Pompeii!" - Pink Floyd, Live in Italy
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May 3, 2022 14:54
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when they re-released Star Wars 4 into theaters back in 98 or whenever it was, a bunch of us took mushrooms and saw it at midnight. anyway the line "i hope those new droids work out" sounded like "i hope those new drugs work out" hahahaha
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May 3, 2022 16:21
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When he's talking to the horse cop, I always thought he called it "Buttercunt" but actually, the dead horse is called "Butternut" 
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May 3, 2022 17:09
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Isn't it buttercup?!!
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May 3, 2022 17:10
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I have a FASCINATING story about a misheard movie line but it wasn't from a weed movie so I guess it isn't appropriate for this thread
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May 3, 2022 18:56
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Diorama posted:Isn't it buttercup?!! That's what I hear. In Harold and Kumar, right before they girls play BattleShit, one says something like "I've got to take a trucker poo poo" or is it "I've got to take a tucker poo poo" because I know tucker Aussie slang for food.
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May 3, 2022 21:59
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"Let's smoke this feed."
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May 3, 2022 22:09
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I always thought n Half Baked when the scientist asks Dave Chappelle to go pick up his research weed Dave says “Sure, science tits, hold my mop,” but what he says is “scientist.” Boy was the egg on my face when I did that as a summer camp bonfire sketch.
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May 3, 2022 22:24
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I always quote "Half Baked" with the Jon Stewart line about the stars. I say "Did you ever look at the stars... on weed, man?" As it turns out, he says "You should check out the stars later, its really trippy... Especially on weed man" Sort of needs the whole setup
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May 3, 2022 23:24
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precision posted:when they re-released Star Wars 4 into theaters back in 98 or whenever it was, a bunch of us took mushrooms and saw it at midnight. anyway the line "i hope those new droids work out" sounded like "i hope those new drugs work out" hahahaha lol the gungan battle droid battle on shrooms on the big screen lmao
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May 3, 2022 23:26
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"We can't stop here. This is Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest!"
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Oh Don Piano posted:"We can't stop here. This is Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest!" I'm glad I wasn't the only one that heard this.
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half baked "don't stop the cypher/cycle" "bully/fully" I'm sure there's more. watch this space goons i may edit in more half baked examples.
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Diorama posted:In "How High", in the establishing ten minutes of the film a character named "Ivory" has invited over a girl he met online; she is a fan of Kevin Costner movies so he has rented 'Dances with Wolves' fuuuuuck yooooouuuu for reminding me that Dances With Wolves exists 
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May 4, 2022 01:32
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Bonzo posted:That's what I hear. I think it's taco shits, and I think they are British girls
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May 4, 2022 08:48
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We can't stop here this is dad country
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May 4, 2022 11:36
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"Dave? Sure, lemme go get him. Hang on"
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May 5, 2022 21:46
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For the longest time, I thought Craig's dad said "Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 25, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window." I re-watched Friday about 3 weeks ago and sure enough, he actually says, "Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open a window." I feel like a real dummy.
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May 5, 2022 21:58
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Haha the wizard called that wall a melon
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May 5, 2022 22:32
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"I used to suck duck for cuck." - Sagat
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May 5, 2022 22:55
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"Luke luuuuuker this am obi wankenboy ur my only hope oh oh ooh oooouuuushhhhooo I'm your father I'm byilding a bigger def star oopoppooooouuiuuu ya baby!" -georg lucas
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May 5, 2022 23:49
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Confession: It wasn't until the third time I saw Half Baked that I realized Chappelle was also Sir Smokes A-Lot.
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May 5, 2022 23:59
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Of all the big joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks off with mine
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gleebster posted:"Dave? Sure, lemme go get him. Hang on" lol
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"smoke wed every stay"
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May 6, 2022 00:21
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me and my friend took bong hits every time bane came on screen in the dark knight that's my story
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May 6, 2022 01:13
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was that poo poo on his face a strapon bong?
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May 6, 2022 01:55
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This is what happens when you gently caress a stranger in the rear end in the alps
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'Ughnnnn, ughnnn, I'M GONNA CUM'
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