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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The most BYOB holiday of them all is approaching. No, not 420. No, not even Taco Tuesday.

No it's not Greebmas, we're Orthodox. Get it together.

Get ready. Prepare your mind and body. Er, booty.

It's BUTT DAY THIS MAY 30TH, AND WE ARE CELEBRATING.

This year's celebration will be a parade, with the Grand Marshal our very own GOONS ARE GREAT.

I'm going to need you all to help decorate parade floats and put together some exciting new dance moves, displays and heck, we could even sell fancy snacks if you want. NO DISCOUNTS, as we aren't those people. All proceeds from the Butt Day festivities will be donated to a charity of GaG's choice, as he is the star of the show.

DO YOUR BEST, AND SHOW THE MOON YOUR rear end.

# ? May 5, 2022 12:03

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# ? May 13, 2024 06:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I made GaG a teaser card

# ? May 5, 2022 12:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

We'll be celebrating Butts Day this year virtually, but we'll have a live feed from Butts County, Georgia, home of the Fighting Butts, the mascot of the county seat.

# ? May 5, 2022 12:24

biosterous

this song will be playing with at least one of the floats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUNHh-FM0AI

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# ? May 5, 2022 13:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

biosterous posted:

this song will be playing with at least one of the floats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUNHh-FM0AI

Oh hell yeah

# ? May 5, 2022 16:04

google THIS

# ? May 5, 2022 16:13

Manifisto

butt day is good family fun, but I get concerned that the spiritual foundation of the holiday gets lost among the secular festivities. 800 years ago, St. Buttinski experienced his mystical ascension with a fart so mighty it sent the assembled host of demons running back to hell. we eat copiously of the bean stew not merely because it is delicious, nutritious, and full of fiber, but because it makes us one with St. Buttinski's transcendent toot. when we fart, we sound the trumpets of angels.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 5, 2022 16:21

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

holy lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 5, 2022 16:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

butt day is good family fun, but I get concerned that the spiritual foundation of the holiday gets lost among the secular festivities. 800 years ago, St. Buttinski experienced his mystical ascension with a fart so mighty it sent the assembled host of demons running back to hell. we eat copiously of the bean stew not merely because it is delicious, nutritious, and full of fiber, but because it makes us one with St. Buttinski's transcendent toot. when we fart, we sound the trumpets of angels.

on that note it should be added that Butt Day is yet another holiday stolen by the catholic church and afterwards renamed. there are plenty of us pagans out there who still celebrate the Great Rumping of old.

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# ? May 5, 2022 16:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

"rumping 'round the Rump Elm"

# ? May 5, 2022 16:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm Orthodox and I celebrate Butts Day, but I respect the Great Rumping as the root of our celebration. My faith in the rear end + Big Ol rear end in the sky is not shaken.

# ? May 5, 2022 16:47

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Manifisto posted:

butt day is good family fun, but I get concerned that the spiritual foundation of the holiday gets lost among the secular festivities. 800 years ago, St. Buttinski experienced his mystical ascension with a fart so mighty it sent the assembled host of demons running back to hell. we eat copiously of the bean stew not merely because it is delicious, nutritious, and full of fiber, but because it makes us one with St. Buttinski's transcendent toot. when we fart, we sound the trumpets of angels.

pictured: st. buttinski, anno ~1230

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# ? May 5, 2022 16:51

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Cardi BYOB posted:

I'm Orthodox and I celebrate Butts Day, but I respect the Great Rumping as the root of our celebration. My faith in the rear end + Big Ol rear end in the sky is not shaken.

my familiy has never been religious, but we still celebrate butts' day every year. i guess it's less the spiritual aspect, and more the community one - no matter faith or creed, we all have butts

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# ? May 5, 2022 16:52

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# ? May 5, 2022 16:53

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buttinski was martyred in krakow, 1243, when an angry mob lit his fart on fire. pope innocent IV excommunicated the perpetrators, and saint buttinski was canonized five years later

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# ? May 5, 2022 16:58

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

In recent years it's been troubling to see some aspects of this holiday being commercialized by Big Butt.
There are rumors that "deals" have been offered.

# ? May 5, 2022 17:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Sorry folks, I'm obliged to put a stop to this.

# ? May 5, 2022 18:44

google THIS

(running after the parade carrying a giant foam wedding ring) Wait! You forgot this!

# ? May 5, 2022 21:34

google THIS

(obviously talking to the people driving floatse)

# ? May 5, 2022 21:36

Ass-penny

# ? May 5, 2022 22:07

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rear end-penny posted:

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# ? May 5, 2022 22:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Barking Gecko posted:

In recent years it's been troubling to see some aspects of this holiday being commercialized by Big Butt.
There are rumors that "deals" have been offered.

I cannot lie: I like Big Butts. No deals, though, I'm too low on the Butt Totem Pole. Which, tbh, is just a bunch of my relatives' butts in a stack when they're showing the moon their asses in my front yard. I hate being on the bottom, it stinks.

# ? May 5, 2022 22:58

google THIS

The bottom stinks, true words of butt wisdom

# ? May 5, 2022 23:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 5, 2022 23:34

Ass-penny

I guess it's true what they say: poo poo rolls downhill.

# ? May 6, 2022 03:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande posted:

"rumping 'round the Rump Elm"

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# ? May 6, 2022 04:32

alnilam

Burning a Rump Log to symbolize, well, you know

# ? May 6, 2022 04:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

Burning a Rump Log to symbolize, well, you know

thank yob I'm not alone in this :pray:

# ? May 6, 2022 04:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it's 2022. please avoid this sort of rumping or at least wear PPE sheesh

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# ? May 6, 2022 04:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

floatse

this is 2 be commended :golfclap:

# ? May 6, 2022 04:45

for fucks sake

Can we get David Shrigley to do the posters?

# ? May 6, 2022 06:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

for fucks sake posted:

Can we get David Shrigley to do the posters?

Absolutely. He's butt-famous.

I'd like some suggestions for butt music for the day's festivities!

# ? May 6, 2022 12:19

Twenty Four

butts

i had to say it

# ? May 7, 2022 16:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

butts

this is the sound of one man rumping

# ? May 7, 2022 17:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

ur 23 days early but hey I've always admired enthusiasm

# ? May 7, 2022 17:15

Goons Are Gifts

sometimes on quiet, somber mornings, I walk up the hill to the old, abandoned monastery, the place where my spiritual ancestors spent their lives in, I lay down my cheeks in the sacred spot and pray. Pray for all the butts out there, those unfortunate butts locked behind a curtain of fabric, suppressed by the thraldom of pants, those who need our prayers the most, so that all butts can rise up and become what they truly deserved to become

in sacrifice for all the butts out there who had to spent the past two years being pressed inside non-office chairs for office work, to honor those brave butts that went to Zoom meetings in full suit and yet remained free and naked under the desk, to pay my respect to the butts we lost, im going to walk up there every morning, continously farting, and stink up the place once more

we owe it to those who passed

# ? May 8, 2022 06:53

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Goons Are Great posted:

sometimes on quiet, somber mornings, I walk up the hill to the old, abandoned monastery, the place where my spiritual ancestors spent their lives in, I lay down my cheeks in the sacred spot and pray. Pray for all the butts out there, those unfortunate butts locked behind a curtain of fabric, suppressed by the thraldom of pants, those who need our prayers the most, so that all butts can rise up and become what they truly deserved to become

in sacrifice for all the butts out there who had to spent the past two years being pressed inside non-office chairs for office work, to honor those brave butts that went to Zoom meetings in full suit and yet remained free and naked under the desk, to pay my respect to the butts we lost, im going to walk up there every morning, continously farting, and stink up the place once more

we owe it to those who passed

may yob bless all butts. Namaste :h:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 8, 2022 07:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

sometimes on quiet, somber mornings, I walk up the hill to the old, abandoned monastery, the place where my spiritual ancestors spent their lives in, I lay down my cheeks in the sacred spot and pray. Pray for all the butts out there, those unfortunate butts locked behind a curtain of fabric, suppressed by the thraldom of pants, those who need our prayers the most, so that all butts can rise up and become what they truly deserved to become

in sacrifice for all the butts out there who had to spent the past two years being pressed inside non-office chairs for office work, to honor those brave butts that went to Zoom meetings in full suit and yet remained free and naked under the desk, to pay my respect to the butts we lost, im going to walk up there every morning, continously farting, and stink up the place once more

we owe it to those who passed

St. Buttinski farts unto you, on high.

# ? May 8, 2022 13:02

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thoughts on asses?

# ? May 8, 2022 19:44

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# ? May 13, 2024 06:50

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# ? May 8, 2022 19:51

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