- Randy Travesty
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The most BYOB holiday of them all is approaching. No, not 420. No, not even Taco Tuesday.
No it's not Greebmas, we're Orthodox. Get it together.
Get ready. Prepare your mind and body. Er, booty.
It's BUTT DAY THIS MAY 30TH, AND WE ARE CELEBRATING.
This year's celebration will be a parade, with the Grand Marshal our very own GOONS ARE GREAT.
I'm going to need you all to help decorate parade floats and put together some exciting new dance moves, displays and heck, we could even sell fancy snacks if you want. NO DISCOUNTS, as we aren't those people. All proceeds from the Butt Day festivities will be donated to a charity of GaG's choice, as he is the star of the show.
DO YOUR BEST, AND SHOW THE MOON YOUR rear end.
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May 5, 2022 12:03
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May 13, 2024 10:09
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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butt day is good family fun, but I get concerned that the spiritual foundation of the holiday gets lost among the secular festivities. 800 years ago, St. Buttinski experienced his mystical ascension with a fart so mighty it sent the assembled host of demons running back to hell. we eat copiously of the bean stew not merely because it is delicious, nutritious, and full of fiber, but because it makes us one with St. Buttinski's transcendent toot. when we fart, we sound the trumpets of angels.
on that note it should be added that Butt Day is yet another holiday stolen by the catholic church and afterwards renamed. there are plenty of us pagans out there who still celebrate the Great Rumping of old.
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 5, 2022 16:38
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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"rumping 'round the Rump Elm"
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May 5, 2022 16:43
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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In recent years it's been troubling to see some aspects of this holiday being commercialized by Big Butt.
There are rumors that "deals" have been offered.
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May 5, 2022 17:11
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Sorry folks, I'm obliged to put a stop to this.
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May 5, 2022 18:44
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- google THIS
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(running after the parade carrying a giant foam wedding ring) Wait! You forgot this!
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May 5, 2022 21:34
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- google THIS
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(obviously talking to the people driving floatse)
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May 5, 2022 21:36
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- google THIS
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The bottom stinks, true words of butt wisdom
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May 5, 2022 23:05
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- alnilam
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Burning a Rump Log to symbolize, well, you know
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May 6, 2022 04:32
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Burning a Rump Log to symbolize, well, you know
thank yob I'm not alone in this
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May 6, 2022 04:34
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- for fucks sake
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Can we get David Shrigley to do the posters?
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May 6, 2022 06:51
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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this is the sound of one man rumping
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May 7, 2022 17:14
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ur 23 days early but hey I've always admired enthusiasm
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May 7, 2022 17:15
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sometimes on quiet, somber mornings, I walk up the hill to the old, abandoned monastery, the place where my spiritual ancestors spent their lives in, I lay down my cheeks in the sacred spot and pray. Pray for all the butts out there, those unfortunate butts locked behind a curtain of fabric, suppressed by the thraldom of pants, those who need our prayers the most, so that all butts can rise up and become what they truly deserved to become
in sacrifice for all the butts out there who had to spent the past two years being pressed inside non-office chairs for office work, to honor those brave butts that went to Zoom meetings in full suit and yet remained free and naked under the desk, to pay my respect to the butts we lost, im going to walk up there every morning, continously farting, and stink up the place once more
we owe it to those who passed
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May 8, 2022 06:53
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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sometimes on quiet, somber mornings, I walk up the hill to the old, abandoned monastery, the place where my spiritual ancestors spent their lives in, I lay down my cheeks in the sacred spot and pray. Pray for all the butts out there, those unfortunate butts locked behind a curtain of fabric, suppressed by the thraldom of pants, those who need our prayers the most, so that all butts can rise up and become what they truly deserved to become
in sacrifice for all the butts out there who had to spent the past two years being pressed inside non-office chairs for office work, to honor those brave butts that went to Zoom meetings in full suit and yet remained free and naked under the desk, to pay my respect to the butts we lost, im going to walk up there every morning, continously farting, and stink up the place once more
we owe it to those who passed
may yob bless all butts. Namaste
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 8, 2022 07:08
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- Randy Travesty
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PHANTOM QUEEN
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sometimes on quiet, somber mornings, I walk up the hill to the old, abandoned monastery, the place where my spiritual ancestors spent their lives in, I lay down my cheeks in the sacred spot and pray. Pray for all the butts out there, those unfortunate butts locked behind a curtain of fabric, suppressed by the thraldom of pants, those who need our prayers the most, so that all butts can rise up and become what they truly deserved to become
in sacrifice for all the butts out there who had to spent the past two years being pressed inside non-office chairs for office work, to honor those brave butts that went to Zoom meetings in full suit and yet remained free and naked under the desk, to pay my respect to the butts we lost, im going to walk up there every morning, continously farting, and stink up the place once more
we owe it to those who passed
St. Buttinski farts unto you, on high.
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May 8, 2022 13:02
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