butts' day preparations: GET READY FOR THE BUTT PARADE

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

biosterous posted:

how do you make a butt float?

put it in some dense liquid lol

You laugh now but there are DOZENS OF US*

* Us being cardboard boxes in my living room because this is High Crafting Weather

# ? May 14, 2022 22:28

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:16

biosterous

i am laughing, but only generally at the concept of butts, because lol butts

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# ? May 15, 2022 14:31

google THIS

Seventy six commodes led the butt parade,
With a hundred & ten bidets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows,
Of the finest twerkin' hos,
The cream of every famous rear end

Seventy six commodes caught the morning sun,
With a hundred & ten bidets right behind.
There were over a thousand farts,
Springing out of shorts,
There were butts of every shape & size

google THIS fucked around with this message at 20:22 on May 15, 2022

# ? May 15, 2022 20:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

google THIS posted:

Seventy six commodes led the butt parade,
With a hundred & ten bidets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows,
Of the finest twerkin' hos,
The cream of every famous rear end

Seventy six commodes caught the morning sun,
With a hundred & ten bidets right behind.
There were over a thousand farts,
Springing out of shorts,
There were butts of every shape & size

# ? May 15, 2022 21:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it is nearly butts' day

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 30, 2022 02:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

let's work those glutes

# ? May 30, 2022 02:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I will be marching in memory of my butt, which bravely served it's country and will be deeply missed. RIB

# ? May 30, 2022 04:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a farting band
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the booties
The hineys and the cans?"
He said, "Will you go eat them?
The bussies, and all the money makers
The cheeks that they have spread?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
To lead you to the kiesters
To join the butt parade"

# ? May 30, 2022 05:34

alnilam

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

This goes out to my friend Stoner Sloth and all the other as they prepare for their annual ANZACBUTT Day
https://vocaroo.com/11iVUgRGQPTQ

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# ? May 30, 2022 06:04

Twenty Four

Drink-Mix Man posted:

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a farting band
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the booties
The hineys and the cans?"
He said, "Will you go eat them?
The bussies, and all the money makers
The cheeks that they have spread?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
To lead you to the kiesters
To join the butt parade"

# ? May 30, 2022 12:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I have been very sick and not allowed to work on my Butts Day Float which requires power tools. Literally. It is ambitious. I enjoy.

When I can lift I'm going to post it. Because this is the dumbest thing I've ever built for you all.

# ? May 30, 2022 16:03

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

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# ? May 30, 2022 21:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

butts' day ends in only 6 hours and old saint dick still hasn't shoved a toblerone into my cheese hole yet :ohdearsass:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 30, 2022 23:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OSD is very very ill with something that happened suddenly and sent me to the hospital the other day. I'm not concentrating well, I'm making up for it on Butt Ascension day.

# ? May 30, 2022 23:58