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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

drunken officeparty posted:

why is there random pornography sprinkled in this collection op

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



drunken officeparty posted:

why is there random pornography sprinkled in this collection op

It's like the digital equivalent of woods porn.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Genesplicer posted:

We learned just how horrible some goons are. It was like when Trump was elected and we learned just how lovely some Americans could be. Lots of goons decided that Hellbastard had not grown enough as an artist, and that he should not presume to post funny comics on our forums for our entertainment.

Hellbastard was a horrible misogynist and his art sucked and the fact you're comparing him getting his just desserts to Trump being elected shows you desperately need perspective on life.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CaptainSarcastic posted:

It's like the digital equivalent of woods porn.

Kids these days will never know the joy of finding old porno mags in rotted stumps, or on the side of the road

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hellbastard was a horrible misogynist and his art sucked and the fact you're comparing him getting his just desserts to Trump being elected shows you desperately need perspective on life.

The first Hellbastard cartoon was funny and went out with a bang. The second one went on too long and just wandered with no resolution before GBS 2.0 reenacted the Russian revolution and put him up against a wall.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !


Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Most of the grossest things I've ever seen on the Internet I first saw or heard about on these forums.

goatse, tubgirl, lemon party, swap.avi, and several others, but the crowning achievement was 2girls1cup

I thought 2girls1cup was even originally funded by goons for its creation, but I can't find any confirmation of that now after searching.

Luckily I haven't seen most of it (yet) in the archive posted, but they're all seared into my brain anyway.

You can't unsee things.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Anton Chigurh posted:

Most of the grossest things I've ever seen on the Internet I first saw or heard about on these forums.

goatse, tubgirl, lemon party, swap.avi, and several others, but the crowning achievement was 2girls1cup

I thought 2girls1cup was even originally funded by goons for its creation, but I can't find any confirmation of that now after searching.

Luckily I haven't seen most of it (yet) in the archive posted, but they're all seared into my brain anyway.

You can't unsee things.

It was swap.avi that was commissioned by a goon.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Fabulousity posted:

It was swap.avi that was commissioned by a goon.

Thank you, glad I got at least part of that memory right.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !


credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Fabulousity posted:

It was swap.avi that was commissioned by a goon.

Contributing to the Scat Swapping fund was like the third thing I ever did with my bank account, having just moved out of my father's basement, all that time ago. I only ever watched the first... minute or so. It was definitely one of those things that was... hilarious to design, entertaining to conceive and like wondrous that we could come together to produce such a thing. But as for the end result... I'm okay never having seen what I contributed to being.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

credburn posted:

Contributing to the Scat Swapping fund was like the third thing I ever did with my bank account, having just moved out of my father's basement, all that time ago. I only ever watched the first... minute or so. It was definitely one of those things that was... hilarious to design, entertaining to conceive and like wondrous that we could come together to produce such a thing. But as for the end result... I'm okay never having seen what I contributed to being.

man, nothing even happens in the first minute

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm sure creburn will be forever thankful for that. I've been aware of swap.avi since the beginning and I've never, not once, been curious enough to look for it.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
a few years ago i was going through an old cdr collection, and hooked up a usb cdrom to see what was on them. came across swap.avi, made me smile

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


I always thought swap.avi referred to a clip of this scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa-PP12lkEE), not some custom goon scat flick :stare:

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


You’ll cowards don’t even watch scat

CARRIERHASARRIVED
Aug 25, 2010


these are goddamn masterful.

and now I don't have to read the beginning of one piece

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

A top post on Reddit today.

I wonder how old this is.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Took me a minute to see the SA grenade

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Suitable that the most enduring symbol of SA is a placeholder icon Lowtax never got around to change.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !

CARRIERHASARRIVED posted:

these are goddamn masterful.

and now I don't have to read the beginning of one piece

Last 6 images





Here's all 48 images in a gallery: https://imgur.com/a/8vEDfb5

Note that the image order is completely scrambled but all the images are there.

MREBoy fucked around with this message at 04:42 on May 31, 2022

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

By popular demand posted:

Suitable that the most enduring symbol of SA is a placeholder icon Lowtax never got around to change.

Can you expand on this? I've never heard the story.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

humpthewind posted:

Can you expand on this? I've never heard the story.

quote:

Every once in a while someone asks why Something Awful's logo is a grenade.

Lowtax has answered that it was just "placeholder art" that never got changed.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1012

Not much more to know really...

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008
looking for the Like! button

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Wow, what the hell. I got this same torrent of stuff from back then...huh. Guess I can go delete mine now.


There are some choice files in there including Lowtax's post Uwe Boll fight interview. "Lowtaxlive.asf"

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Arkanomen posted:

Guess I can go delete mine now.
I'm sorry, I don't know the meaning of this phrase.
Can you explain it to someone who's sort of ashamed and sort of proud to be the #1 poster in the SH/SC digital packrat thread?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
n/m

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Arkanomen posted:

"Lowtaxlive.asf"

God, that is ancient history.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I'm sorry, I don't know the meaning of this phrase.
Can you explain it to someone who's sort of ashamed and sort of proud to be the #1 poster in the SH/SC digital packrat thread?

I'm apparently still #3 in the Haus of Tech Support, somehow.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

ewiley posted:

There were a bunch of mod challenges in LF that might have been after 2008 that produced some amazing images like Goatse sume-e painting
i’m here to collect my clout

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

TenementFunster posted:

i’m here to collect my clout

Holy poo poo
:vince:

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

TenementFunster posted:

i’m here to collect my clout


Holy shiiiiiiitttttt

EFB but that is amazing

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
If TF got permabannned we never would have been able to see such glorious art. I guess that's okay.

e: stayed permanbanned, pardon me. Your rap sheet is a ride dude. Mines just 2 decent post here to be probed and the one time fistgrrl decided we couldn't have fun in a To kill a Mockingbird thread. I wrote tequila mockingbird first and then remembered that's the booze version, hah.

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Jun 5, 2022

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Charles Bukowski posted:

If TF got permabannned we never would have been able to see such glorious art. I guess that's okay.

e: stayed permanbanned, pardon me. Your rap sheet is a ride dude. Mines just 2 decent post here to be probed and the one time fistgrrl decided we couldn't have fun in a To kill a Mockingbird thread. I wrote tequila mockingbird first and then remembered that's the booze version, hah.

I got banned for posting this in FYAD by Lowtax



elfpron unbanned me secretly for free with the note to not brag about it in case Lowtax sees it.

So, everyone, don't let Lowtax know about that!

:ssh:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why didn't you get an avatar bragging about it the moment he sold the forums?

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

By popular demand posted:

Why didn't you get an avatar bragging about it the moment he sold the forums?

:effort:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
When did your Borg stop dancing? It must have been that for a decade!

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer
I have a paid mega account, if anyone would like there Archive hosted send me a PM and i will/can upload to my mega account and host the Archives.

I have enough storage space and over 12TB of transfer, so i can set the account so those that don't have a mega account can download Archives that are over the free account limit by changing the option in my settings "Grant your transfer quota to users downloading your links" to 50%

I also have a torrent box and can setup the Archives to torrents and post the magnet links that way there downloadable via p2p.

NVB fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jun 6, 2022

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH
it seems obvious that all of this should be mirrored on archive.org, right?

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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Am I in this, out of interest?

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