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SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004

britishbornandbread posted:

Am I in this, out of interest?

unfortunately

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knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

VERY COOL MAN posted:

it seems obvious that all of this should be mirrored on archive.org, right?

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
oh look two things from (May 12) 2007 i didn't find in this pile:





Microwavbe’s CYOA.

Laserjet 4P fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jun 7, 2022

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

britishbornandbread posted:

Am I in this, out of interest?
yes and oh man you said SO many slurs

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I miss Microwave threads. Also Microbe, that thread ruled.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

britishbornandbread posted:

Am I in this, out of interest?

You were the first entry I ever read after the SAclopedia went up.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I think I read about ikari and psychicattack because I wanted to figure out why they were making GBS threads up every drat GBS thread by constantly only posting little chats to one another. Eventually there became a forum rule where if they posted in the same thread they got banned, so they had to coordinate their poo poo posting.

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004


Oh gently caress i have a story about this concept.

Back about 12-13 years ago I had a business doing iphone apps , was kinda the first guy in my town doing them so it paid pretty well. Anyway I get a guy who contacts me offering me $5K to do an app. Normally I'd turn down an overture only paying that much (I was making about $4K a week pre tax, and an app really needs a few weeks work so my quotes tended to be $10-20K) , but this was simple. He wanted an app that turns the phone into a mirror.

I quoted a week and spent a day throwing together an app that just showed the camera back through the app and flipped it left to right to match what a mirror does and met up with him to get approval to procede from there. He pulled out a lazer pointer and tried to bounce it off the screen and said "This isnt a real mirror! I want an app thats a real mirror!". I tried to explain that a true mirror isnt possible, but a camera mirror would work just fine for his stated purpose , a mirror for people to apply makeup with. He was really pissy about it and said the contract was cancelled and he'd find someone who COULD make the phone into a mirror.

I billed him $1K for my time as agreed in the contract and had to refer it to my lawyer when he refused to pay. He paid in the end and came back apologising wanting to continue but I didnt want *anything* to do with that degree of crazy.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Charles Bukowski posted:

When did your Borg stop dancing? It must have been that for a decade!

Man, I must have been really hiding. I've had like 6 separate EVIL Gibson avatars.

Thanks to tastyarmageddon and elpintogrande for the idea. A special shout-out to me for finding a gif animator that wasn't Photoshop or gimp that didn't have like a limit of 60x60 dimensions

duck monster posted:

I billed him $1K for my time as agreed in the contract and had to refer it to my lawyer when he refused to pay. He paid in the end and came back apologising wanting to continue but I didnt want *anything* to do with that degree of crazy.


bless your ability of being able to be super cognizant of the whirlpool of poo poo you were presented and then avoided. I am proud of you :aaaaa:

post dotcom bubble web stuff and people saw smartphones as the next big exploit but it was not as simple as making a website anymore.

EVIL Gibson fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jun 7, 2022

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

3.0 Jesus Patch posted:

I have a paid mega account, if anyone would like there Archive hosted send me a PM and i will/can upload to my mega account and host the Archives.

I have enough storage space and over 12TB of transfer, so i can set the account so those that don't have a mega account can download Archives that are over the free account limit by changing the option in my settings "Grant your transfer quota to users downloading your links" to 50%

I also have a torrent box and can setup the Archives to torrents and post the magnet links that way there downloadable via p2p.

Have you been grabbing and adding stuff that's already posted? I can send you the link to the photoshops I found on my drive but I think its on the 1st page.

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Bonzo posted:

Have you been grabbing and adding stuff that's already posted? I can send you the link to the photo-shops I found on my drive but I think its on the 1st page.

If you have anything that may or may not be unique i'm still more then happy to organise a way to transfer the file, then upload it to Mega and send you the Link to post.

I will send you a PM friend.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Charles Bukowski posted:

I miss Microwave threads. Also Microbe, that thread ruled.

poo poo, did I get the names mixed up?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Laserjet 4P posted:

poo poo, did I get the names mixed up?

Microbe! was created by Captain Corduroy.


Microwave is known for, uh, other reasons.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Hazo posted:

Microwave is known for, uh, other reasons.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


All that cum.. imagine the smell.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BigBadSteve posted:

All that cum.. imagine the smell.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Is this the flared base of a 2 headed dildo?

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006


SA cred sites dot com

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Imagine chasing away a talented artist that made very fun CYOA threads because we all wanted to gently caress his Mom. Oh and then there was SamuraiAssPirate who wanted to gently caress his stepmom and IIRC she found the thread.

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

These reg dates :love: such a glorious thread

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I remember the guy that took over the Snatter threads stooped because it came out they made a lot of native American werewolf furry art.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Anyone remember the thread with pictures of a guy having photos taken of him kneeling down behind other guys who were sitting down showing their plumber's crack? I think it was at some kind of gaming convention, maybe Magic TG?

I laughed so hard at those photos because of the calm expressions on his face.

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


Anton Chigurh posted:

Anyone remember the thread with pictures of a guy having photos taken of him kneeling down behind other guys who were sitting down showing their plumber's crack? I think it was at some kind of gaming convention, maybe Magic TG?

I laughed so hard at those photos because of the calm expressions on his face.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/grand-prix-richmond-crackstyle

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Haha, drat, thought it originated at SA. Pro click though, thank you.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Charles Bukowski posted:

Imagine chasing away a talented artist that made very fun CYOA threads because we all wanted to gently caress his Mom. Oh and then there was SamuraiAssPirate who wanted to gently caress his stepmom and IIRC she found the thread.
I thought it was his stepsister. Or just as likely there have been more than a few goons who wanted to shag a non-blood-related close family member.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.


Here's the original link. Amp is trash. Sorry to :goonsay:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/grand-prix-richmond-crackstyle

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



SubponticatePoster posted:

I thought it was his stepsister. Or just as likely there have been more than a few goons who wanted to shag a non-blood-related close family member.

I know there was the one with the step sister who was an actual porn star

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Searched under K for Kacey in SAclopedia: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Charles Bukowski posted:

Imagine chasing away a talented artist that made very fun CYOA threads because we all wanted to gently caress his Mom. Oh and then there was SamuraiAssPirate who wanted to gently caress his stepmom and IIRC she found the thread.

Nah that was def his stepmom

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I just checked out a few posts in that thread.

I wonder if the goon knows his sister was in a video called "A Cum Sucking Whore Named Kacey"?

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

I just checked out a few posts in that thread.

I wonder if the goon knows his sister was in a video called "A Cum Sucking Whore Named Kacey"?

I always thought that story was an example of goon creative writing.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I will go back and read the 50 foot ant/Humpermonkey story about being stationed in Germany at an old Nazi army camp in the 80s in the dead of winter.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Charles Bukowski posted:

I will go back and read the 50 foot ant/Humpermonkey story about being stationed in Germany at an old Nazi army camp in the 80s in the dead of winter.

poo poo dude you don't need a forums content dump for that: http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

SAclopedia entry for Samurai Asspirate (the goon who wanted to gently caress his stepmother). Contains link to the thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2021

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Moai Ou posted:


TG Drama in the Audio folder. Didn't listen to them all, but it sounds like a mom complaining about posts.

Thank you for this, I dealt with this idiot back in 2005 and I've lost the MP3s over the years, so it's great to come back to ole Terri Green and her wild ways.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Maybe samurai rear end pirate should gently caress microwave's mom and microwave could gently caress sa's step mom.

Fair trade?

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Maybe samurai rear end pirate should gently caress microwave's mom and microwave could gently caress sa's step mom.

Fair trade?

i feel like this could be the set-up for a really funny joke

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