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give me a vegetable, an emotion, and a historical figure! just yell 'em out! |
# ? May 7, 2022 20:15 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:08 |
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Eggplant, regret, King Ashoka |
# ? May 7, 2022 20:24 |
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fantastic! now, how about an alibi for murder? anyone!
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# ? May 7, 2022 20:42 |
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Manifisto posted:fantastic! now, how about an alibi for murder? anyone! smells bad
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# ? May 7, 2022 21:45 |
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Manifisto posted:fantastic! now, how about an alibi for murder? anyone! literally petrified at the time of the murder due to a bar fight with a necromancer |
# ? May 7, 2022 21:47 |
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A GUN!
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:00 |
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uh, oooookay last one: I need a pithy catchphrase for a wisecracking turtle! there are no wrong answers!
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:06 |
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"time 2 raise shell"
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:20 |
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"shell hath no fury like a turtle scorned" |
# ? May 7, 2022 22:41 |
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"I'll see u in shell" |
# ? May 7, 2022 22:42 |
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:42 |
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"slow and steady... you know the rest"
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:50 |
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smashing! okay, time to get started. anyone can join in, but please preface your bit with the character who is speaking the words/taking the actions. example: HAMMOCK KITTEN: [swinging lazily] mmm I'm so comfy! and without further ado, let me set the scene . . . ---- India. The court of King Ashoka the Great. FOR FUCKS SAKE is holding an eggplant and eyeing it dubiously. FOR FUCKS SAKE: alas! who knew this vegetable could bring such woe?
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:57 |
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agun: "the only thing that has gotten me into more trouble than a ripe eggplant is when a pair of juicy peaches catches my eye"
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# ? May 7, 2022 23:01 |
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enter TURTLE TURTLE: what are you two doing just standing there? haven't you heard?
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# ? May 7, 2022 23:05 |
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FOR FUCKS SAKE: about the murder? of course we have heard. some say he died of a gun wound. some say he died . . . of eggplant poisoning. AGUN: well he definitely did not die of a gun! that's slanderous! FUTONFORENSIC: smells bad, my friends. smells very extremely real bad. |
# ? May 8, 2022 02:00 |
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AGUN [smelling bad]: well I can tell you I've been smelling bad this entire time!
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# ? May 8, 2022 07:17 |
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EGGPLANT: [shiftily eyes the scene, hoping not to be noticed by staying completely still] |
# ? May 8, 2022 18:32 |
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BUTTCHOCKS: [stonily] well ih wafnt ee! |
# ? May 8, 2022 18:36 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:08 |
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Basically just a bunch of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbQRMVXOqU https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? May 10, 2022 16:35 |