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Hypothetical: The original goatse guy reveals himself and runs for president in 2024. His platform is to bend over and spread his gaping rear end in a top hat to anyone who opposes him (putin, the media, senators who won’t vote for his bills etc) Hes also pro family values, hence the wedding ring.
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He died op
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May 10, 2022 02:00
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Farm Frenzy posted:He died op pretend like he didnt
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May 10, 2022 02:01
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goatse to the polls
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May 10, 2022 02:04
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Farm Frenzy posted:He died op
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May 10, 2022 02:11
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ellasmith posted:pretend like he didnt no i will not vote for a dead man
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May 10, 2022 02:21
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Farm Frenzy posted:no i will not vote for a dead man some catholic you are
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May 10, 2022 03:06
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i'd vote for anyone using hello.jpg as their campaign logo
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May 10, 2022 04:20
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i'll vote for him, sure.
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May 10, 2022 05:26
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its homophobic (?) to not vote for him
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May 10, 2022 05:27
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if you dont vote for the famously deranged pervert you're a chud. simple
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May 10, 2022 05:27
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Smythe posted:if you dont vote for the famously deranged pervert you're a chud. simple i too didnt vote for biden
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May 10, 2022 06:17
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Filthy Hans posted:goatse to the polls
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May 10, 2022 06:21
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ellasmith posted:Hypothetical: Assuming a wizard resurrects him, or a scientists clones him and then ages the clone up to be an adult again, would I, as a voter, be allowed to put things inside his rear end in a top hat? Not like a weird sex thing, but maybe to keep a can of coke or a bag of chips - still sealed! - around for later. This will determine my vote.
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May 10, 2022 08:52
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  goatse 2024 oh my god! what is that man doing to america?
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May 10, 2022 09:09
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you can use multiple slurp juices on a single gape
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May 10, 2022 15:21
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kirk johnson is very much alive. don't believe 15 year old clickbait you fuckin' rubes.
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May 10, 2022 16:32
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I would never vote for a Frenchman for president. Ever
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May 10, 2022 19:07
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only if he gets tubgirl as his running mate to balance the ticket.
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May 10, 2022 21:10
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I'd like to see a biopic on Kirk Johnson and his life, pre-goatse, to his reclusive state for being for full commitment to his anal stretching. Joel Kinnaman should play the role.
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May 10, 2022 21:16
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I'm trying to figure out how we get them to have Pokemon Goatse the Poles
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May 10, 2022 22:15
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the best thing for the inside of a president is the outside of mr hands
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May 10, 2022 22:17
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Yep
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May 11, 2022 00:09
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ellasmith posted:Hypothetical: Hell yeah
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May 11, 2022 06:10
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Can't do any worse than the current guy
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From a phenomenological perspective Goatse is the dark, yet light, reflection of the Shirime in the modern context, an inherent contradiction; what survived in the darkness in the past, revealing itself to unsuspecting solitary travellers for fear and lulz, has now become a social phenomenon where collective wanderers jointly expose and are exposed to the spectacle. In this essay I will
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May 11, 2022 11:56
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Say what you will about President Goatse, but unlike his competitors he is open about being an arsehole.
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May 11, 2022 17:46
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:
Oh my god! What is that man doing to his POTUS???
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May 11, 2022 19:10
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I don't know his politics, but I know he is a man who can achieve a tangible goal (for his hole) and that earns some respect from me
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May 11, 2022 21:21
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It's going to be a tough race against Prolapsed Anus man
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Jabberlock posted:It's going to be a tough race against Prolapsed Anus man he's the one with the annoying twitter followers who all have a rosebud emoji in their name, right?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:kirk johnson is very much alive. don't believe 15 year old clickbait you fuckin' rubes.
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