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is not mightier than the sword. I don't think you're going need to spend much to get a sword capable of cutting off a penis.
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The real strength of the penis is in its dynamic flaccidity. A sword of moderate sharpness could cut off an erect penis, to be sure, but 'threat of penis being cut off' is not exactly a scenario in which penises tend to become erect with ease. The same swing against a flaccid, downward-pointing penis would be a glancing blow at best.
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Mister Speaker posted:The real strength of the penis is in its dynamic flaccidity. A sword of moderate sharpness could cut off an erect penis, to be sure, but 'threat of penis being cut off' is not exactly a scenario in which penises tend to become erect with ease. The same swing against a flaccid, downward-pointing penis would be a glancing blow at best. The force of a thousand penii, cutting through stone like a crashing wave
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May 10, 2022 08:12
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What if the penis is wearing a foot-thick steel-reinforced concrete sheath, haha checkmate knife.
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May 10, 2022 08:15
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Have you considered that the penis shoots seeds (evil)? What does the sword shoot? Nothing.
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May 10, 2022 09:03
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If penises cum too much they can lose their load bearing loads and then they fall down.
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Mister Speaker posted:The real strength of the penis is in its dynamic flaccidity. A sword of moderate sharpness could cut off an erect penis, to be sure, but 'threat of penis being cut off' is not exactly a scenario in which penises tend to become erect with ease. The same swing against a flaccid, downward-pointing penis would be a glancing blow at best. Speak for yourself 
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May 10, 2022 10:55
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Muh benus
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Would you rather have a penis for a sword, or a sword for a penis?
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May 10, 2022 11:21
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Visible Stink posted:Would you rather have a penis for a sword, or a sword for a penis? If I have a penis for a sword do I still get to have a penis for a penis? Because that one please.
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Mooey Cow posted:Have you considered that the penis shoots seeds (evil)? What does the sword shoot? Nothing. This isn't even true if your hearts are full you can shoot energy beams.
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Mooey Cow posted:Have you considered that the penis shoots seeds (evil)? What does the sword shoot? Nothing. Clearly you have never played a Zelda game. He have sword that shoots seeds (lightning) but only when fill of cum. There is NO PENIS . It is metalphor
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May 10, 2022 12:17
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The penis? My tier. Then? The sword. Op
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Poohs Packin posted:If I have a penis for a sword do I still get to have a penis for a penis? Because that one please. Yeah its just a giant penis with like a handle, you're still you
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Clearly you have never played a Zelda game. He have sword that shoots seeds (lightning) but only when fill of cum. There is NO PENIS . It is metalphor Treecko posted:This isn't even true if your hearts are full you can shoot energy beams. If you look closely it's actually his penis that shoots those conspicuously white blobs
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May 10, 2022 12:35
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https://twitter.com/pizza_suplex/status/973593074055172098?lang=en-GB
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Visible Stink posted:Yeah its just a giant penis with like a handle, you're still you Yeah this seems like a way better deal.
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Then again, free sword, sooo..
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yup. this
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your mother's rear end, trebeck
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Penis touch vagina in a big way.
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Is a penis gun a gun that shoots penises or a regular gun shaped like a penis
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Visible Stink posted:Would you rather have a penis for a sword, or a sword for a penis? I already have a gladius.
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Pen 15 Island club
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Anyone else read the thread title in their head in Werner Herzog's voice?
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The pen is only mighty when it has the promise of the sword to back it up. The pen is not mightier than the sword; rather, the pen gets its might FROM the sword.
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hey they're right
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doceP35zuXo
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for fucks sake posted:Is a penis gun a gun that shoots penises or a regular gun shaped like a penis Yeah
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Visible Stink posted:Would you rather have a penis for a sword, or a sword for a penis? A penis for a sword would be a useless weapon. If one came for you, you could just jack it off til it went limp.
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May 11, 2022 01:47
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Reasonable sized cigar cutter beats a penis sword.
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BigBadSteve posted:A penis for a sword would be a useless weapon. If one came for you, you could just jack it off til it went limp. rookie mistake: you usually jack it off before it comes for you
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Pee….nus…?
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I like to slam my penis into all kinds of doors. Sliding doors, front doors, garage doors, microwave doors, double doors, French doors, barn doors. If there's a door, you bet I'd like to slam my penis in it.
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Mooey Cow posted:Have you considered that the penis shoots seeds (evil)? What does the sword shoot? Nothing. Depends, are you at full health?
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