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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Crampy, painful stress diarrhea.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I can tell something wicked is brewing

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Toxic Mental posted:

I can tell something wicked is brewing

Something wicked this way dumps

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

INGOTS OF poo poo.

I feel a lot lighter after that mess.

manpurse
Mar 19, 2007
Making room for dinner

hot sauce pee hole
May 18, 2023

Mostly mucus on this one. Little more blood than usual. Reminder to buy more iron supplements.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Big salad last night and strawberries and oatmeal this morning meant a satisfying dump at work.

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024

hot sauce pee hole posted:

Mostly mucus on this one. Little more blood than usual. Reminder to buy more iron supplements.

yep, blood blood blood

hot sauce pee hole
May 18, 2023

6th time this morning. Been long thin strands for awhile now in spite of the abundance of fruit I eat every day. Gonna up my magnesium oxide dosage in the evening. Wish me luck

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

bowl looked like a jackson pollack painting

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I ate like a degen this weekend except for the Brussels sprouts. Those made the boom boom good.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Oh man overate all through my constipated vacation.
I won't get into detail about all the work that went into making the poo poo happen but it was an interdisciplinary multi stage project.
It was loving enormous and could probably be frozen and used as a weapon.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Got the wort in the tank, rinsed out the boil kettle, took initial gravity, pitched the yeast, got the hot water going, and celebrated with a big ol' poo poo! Oatmeal, fruit, drinkable yogurt, and coffee for breakfast and veggie sticks for a snack really helped.

Fiber Friends.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
it was simply a satisfying poop of exceptional size

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




That stool had a dramatic&sad soundtrack in the background playing as it passed.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Nelson Mandingo posted:

That stool had a dramatic&sad soundtrack in the background playing as it passed.

terminator 2 thumbs up scene

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Fiber Friends
From our rear ends

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


RIP my butthole

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Oh god it’s started. Hot chocolate, high velocity, but even less viscous

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
So watery, feels like I’m pissing out my rear end in a top hat

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Wifi Toilet posted:

So watery, feels like I’m pissing out my rear end in a top hat


Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nothing like starting the day with a big, solid BM.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

I got really constipated from an illness and had to dig the poo poo before last out manually before it tore too many fissures in my anus.

Pros: it worked, no bleeding

Cons: it was two days ago and I still don't feel like I washed my hands enough

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

cruft posted:

I got really constipated from an illness and had to dig the poo poo before last out manually before it tore too many fissures in my anus.

Pros: it worked, no bleeding

Cons: it was two days ago and I still don't feel like I washed my hands enough

I'm sorry cruft but...

Constipation, no bleeding
Don't feel clean cuz I used my fingers for reaming

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I just had a defecation session that was very satisfying (aka I poo poo until my anus horts)

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Will the monster shits ever cease...?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I quit drinking caffeine and thought I was relegated to rabbit poops. Couple days later:

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Will the monster shits ever cease...?



Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Should have bumped this last week when I took the biggest poo poo I ever have. But then, colonoscopy prep will do that to you.


Wifi Toilet posted:



RIP my butthole



Yep That's the one! But I had to drink the gallon of prep. Great fun. Each sip gets worse and worse and worse.

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 18, 2024

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lauter tun rakes are kind of the poop knives of brewing, if you think about it.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm sorry cruft but...

Constipation, no bleeding
Don't feel clean cuz I used my fingers for reaming

It's beautiful :qq:

filmcynic
Oct 30, 2012
There is no joy in Mudville.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Filled the kegs, then filled the bowl.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Genesplicer posted:

Should have bumped this last week when I took the biggest poo poo I ever have. But then, colonoscopy prep will do that to you.

Yep That's the one! But I had to drink the gallon of prep. Great fun. Each sip gets worse and worse and worse.

How many times do you have to run to the toilet between the time you take that and then go to get the procedure? Like maybe 5 times I'm guessing? Or does it all explode at once?

I've been putting off my colonoscopy, yes I know that's very stupid. :\

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

filmcynic posted:

There is no joy in Mudville.

the bowl is half full, not half empty friendo

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I hate that I love BBQ beans because they give me the foulest shits in the 7 kingdoms.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Long and slow poo poo this morning after a long night of drinking.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Bula Vinaka posted:

How many times do you have to run to the toilet between the time you take that and then go to get the procedure? Like maybe 5 times I'm guessing? Or does it all explode at once?

I've been putting off my colonoscopy, yes I know that's very stupid. :\

More like 5 times an hour...for a few hours. Mine was done with 2 doses, 5pm and again at 5am. It took about an hour to start working, then I had a couple big evacuations with 15 minutes, then it starts tapering off to every 10-15 minutes for the next couple of hours. By 10pm I was confident enough I wouldn't have any unexpected leakage that I was able to go to bed. Repeat for the 5am dose, but by now you're just making GBS threads liquid so hopefully you've stayed hydrated.

The procedure itself was cake, the worst part is not eating any solid food for 36 hours.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Been filling bowls around town.

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