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DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011
I love these ads for what appears to be a TikTok knockoff, which they helpfully describe as “one of the fastest-growing social media platforms focused on promoting real lives around the common man.” It apparently uses “Equal Opportunity Algorithms,“ which definitely refers to something never explicitly described, but :iiam:.

I really want to know who founded a social media platform like this and decided what it really, truly needed was goons.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
It's social media just for those with venereal diseases

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've never heard of it, will never use it, and thinking of communicating with others including you disgusts me on a visceral level op.
Please stop posting or speaking it makes me ill.
That goes for all of you.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Big Beef City posted:

I've never heard of it, will never use it, and thinking of communicating with others including you disgusts me on a visceral level op.
Please stop posting or speaking it makes me ill.
That goes for all of you.

more like BIG BEEF CLAPPER AMIRITE!?

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.
It’s an “As seen on TV” product for old people.

DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

I've never heard of it, will never use it

- BBC standing in front of a shelf full of toilet paper at Shopko.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm always looking to video live chat with gen X & Y community. put me in coach!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Can't get their dang ad jingle out of my head


Clapper, clapper
I got the clap on Clapper!
Clapper, clapper
Blockchain STDs!

Clapper?! I hardly knew her!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Idk but doctor says i got it from ur mom OP

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
wise choice to advertise here. SA is a hot bed of savvy influencers with their collective finger on the pulse of fresh upcoming social networking technology

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DrankSinatra posted:

- BBC standing in front of a shelf full of toilet paper at Shopko.

I have told you they sell those brushes


e: also Shopko is out of business now very sad

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
might be related, there's a thing on social media called "clapping back." I don't know what it is but all the cool black people who I've been stealing poo poo from the last few decades are super into it.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Big Beef City posted:

I've never heard of it, will never use it, and thinking of communicating with others including you disgusts me on a visceral level op.
Please stop posting or speaking it makes me ill.
That goes for all of you.

This but ironically.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRWtFVFSx5I

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think it's that thing they sell on late night informercials

You clap your hands and lights turn off

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

It's a Gen X & Y community, OP. Didn't you read the ad??

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
I'd rather do a keg stand but instead of a keg, it's my rear end in a top hat after a night of drinking keg beer and eating beef stroganoff hamburger helper.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Clappa deez nuts OP!!!

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

clap on

clap off

clap on clap off

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

the clapper

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Clap clap clap

Clap clap snap

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
It's not for those who prefer the wrister, backhand, or snap shot. Only those who prefer the clapper should use it.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
It's social media so Gen X and Millenials can talk to each other about things from their childhood like Ninja Turtles, GI Joe, and the twin towers still standing.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Eyyyyyy I'm clapping heeya

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Eyyyyyy I'm clapping heeya

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

I've never heard of it, will never use it, and thinking of communicating with others including you disgusts me on a visceral level op.
Please stop posting or speaking it makes me ill.
That goes for all of you.

Lol remember that guy who brought down the entire forums because he was ignoring literally everyone?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Imma clap thos cheeks

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

It's a Gen X & Y community, OP. Didn't you read the ad??



Video chat hunh.

I wonder how long a guy could flash his dick for before they kicked him.

Asking for a friend.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


IIRC Clapper's thing is supposed to be looser restrictions for content versus TikTok but still no actual porn.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I will download each porn onto Clipper.
I'll find and send them all I don't care I'll do it.

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
noone told you life was gonna be this wayyy

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's a social media site OP. Where all you gotta do is clap to turn it off or turn it on. Pretty easy, at least if you got 2 hands.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
NICE MARKETING ATTEMPT LOSER

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tiddie TikTok or die!

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Don't worry, its a usual thing for gen xers to send you pictures of sawed off body parts, some human, it means you've made it.
it took me a couple of days, but i emventually got a polaroid of a spleen.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gleebster posted:

It's social media just for those with venereal diseases

This is the only answer I will accept

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
yeeuup

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

love Donkey Kong Country series

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