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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

graph closed cjs. post here until he closes or gasses this one too

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

DELETE CASCADE posted:

you're literally describing academic code there tho. written by a person (grad student) to solve a problem (need to publish paper) and never shared with anyone else (because who the gently caress would want it)

so we must admit that even the software you claim is good... is in fact bad

faxlore
Sep 24, 2014

a blue star tattoo for you!

graph sucks lmao

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
graph is good, continue w/ the cool and good ban on anime

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i thought you dont post in cjs, echi

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I made sure to subscribe, vote 5, and comment.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
graph please close this one too

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

rotor posted:

graph please close this one too

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rotor posted:

graph please close this one too

yeah ok the guy with over 1500 posts in the last cjs suddenly doesnt want a cjs thread anymore. yeah right.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
drat kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
drat underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
drat kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart rear end...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
drat kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is
found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
drat kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your rear end we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

+++The Mentor+++

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



the insulation we had put in the attic has made my home more comfortable to live in

also i noticed the burners on the stove were making a flame that was so red i could tell it was red. so i cleaned them and now they're blue again. probably gonna need a new range in the next couple years cause i found some not great rust while i was doing it but welp

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



cjs: got a 2.33% raise (about 50 more euros each month). i've been at this company for less than a year, so i wasn't expecting anything

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

https://twitter.com/Hackers_bot/status/1129815453000437760
https://twitter.com/Hackers_bot/status/1474582203736772608
https://twitter.com/Hackers_bot/status/1447765498763038720

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i think there's been more than 1 cjs before but I can't be sure. this can't be the 2nd one ever

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
The only one that mattered is the one that got goldmined after Loud Toast

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

PokeJoe posted:

i think there's been more than 1 cjs before but I can't be sure. this can't be the 2nd one ever

cjs 2 is the 9th cjs

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
Marketing thought that upping the major version to 2 would help convince former customer that there have been significant improvements over the 1.x line.

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

Achmed Jones posted:

the insulation we had put in the attic has made my home more comfortable to live in

also i noticed the burners on the stove were making a flame that was so red i could tell it was red. so i cleaned them and now they're blue again. probably gonna need a new range in the next couple years cause i found some not great rust while i was doing it but welp

imagine burning stuff for heat, literally like a caveman.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i think he means cookin stove

hope your house doesnt kill you achmed. i know you mentioned like 5 wtf things about it already

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Kernel Sanders posted:

imagine burning stuff for heat, literally like a caveman.

well, how do you do it?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i rub my hands together quickly

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

fart simpson posted:

well, how do you do it?

very carefully.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i did some work today but i wish i didn’t

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
house is warmed by air-to-water inverter heat pump. food is cooked on an induction stove.

Andohz
Aug 15, 2004

World's Strongest Smelly Hobo

Bourricot posted:

cjs: got a 2.33% raise (about 50 more euros each month). i've been at this company for less than a year, so i wasn't expecting anything

My company is apparently not acknowledging the 6% inflation during this years wage negotiations for some bullshit reason. At the same time a big problem they're facing is hitting their personnel growth target even though they're hiring new people, which I'm sure this decision will help.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

fart simpson posted:

cjs 2 is the 9th cjs

kingdom hearts numbering system

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Kernel Sanders posted:

house is warmed by air-to-water inverter heat pump. food is cooked on an induction stove.

are you sure nothing is being burnt to make that electricity?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Kernel Sanders posted:

house is warmed by air-to-water inverter heat pump. food is cooked on an induction stove.

entire genres of food are impossible to make with induction stoves

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

like most breads

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
most cakes too

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

i thought you dont post in cjs, echi

it moves too fast for me to contribute and i’m sure most people in this thread like it that way too. I don’t deserve to be here lol, i’ll butt out :)

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

it moves too fast for me to contribute and i’m sure most people in this thread like it that way too. I don’t deserve to be here lol, i’ll butt out :)

what do you mean you don’t deserve to be here? just post

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


rip cjs. long live cjs

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


fart simpson posted:

what do you mean you don’t deserve to be here? just post

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

what do you mean you don’t deserve to be here? just post

I ain’t a cj or even close lol

but thanks for the invite

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

bob dobbs is dead posted:

entire genres of food are impossible to make with induction stoves

fart simpson posted:

like most breads

Stringent posted:

most cakes too

you’re all delusional and/or have never used induction stoves

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

fart simpson posted:

are you sure nothing is being burnt to make that electricity?

if you count fission and fusion, yes.

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
fusion as in “the sun”.

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Kernel Sanders posted:

you’re all delusional and/or have never used induction stoves

what i actually mean by this is filefish and chestnut roastin on the stove. and smores. and long tteok

induction wok is possible but a gigantic pain in the rear end and guaranteed 0% wok hei

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