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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

hbag posted:

i know how to drink water i just dont understand why you want me to sniff water, something that has no scent

yes, which is why i said not to drink it if it does have a scent

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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


fart simpson posted:

graph closed cjs. post here until he closes or gasses this one too

Graph why haven't you gassed this yet

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

very confused this morning as to why there was no cjs thread

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



dioxazine posted:

very confused this morning as to why there was no cjs thread

minor slapfights cause threads to be locked. meltdowns and targeted harassment don't. yospos has the consistency of chunky peanut butter

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

i do have a half-finished jar of chunky peanut butter in the kitchen, actually.

i purchased it on a whim wondering why i never buy chunky. after a coughing fit of eating a sandwich too quickly, now i remember why

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I'm more of a creamy guy, myself

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

left my earphones at work. this week is pushing me to my loving limit

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Kazinsal posted:

minor slapfights cause threads to be locked. meltdowns and targeted harassment don't. yospos has the consistency of chunky peanut butter

we need more meltdowns imo. pretty lackluster meltdown may

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

post hole digger posted:

we need more meltdowns imo. pretty lackluster meltdown may

One of the calmest in many a year, I reckon

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

we still have two weeks

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

trying to haha :sludgepal:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Kazinsal posted:

minor slapfights cause threads to be locked. meltdowns and targeted harassment don't. yospos has the consistency of chunky peanut butter

"targeted harassment" lol

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
CJS: Rendering a video and telling everyone who needs to see me on camera that I'm rendering a video so my computer can't spare the graphics processing for me to see your face or for you to see my face.

Haven't done video editing for like a year an a half and I'm stumbling rear end backwards into every workflow mistake I made back then. Time is a circle, digging up the old hard drive to remember what render settings I used to use.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


harassing hbag by saying they post a lot

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

dioxazine posted:

very confused this morning as to why there was no cjs thread

It is one of the many posting barometers to use for if the collapse happens. No more CJs to status so the cjs thread would be closed in the event of a total societal collapse.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor posted:

graph please close this one too

garph plz

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

even when society collapses, there are still jobs and statuses to be done. observability is not negotiable

a cjs thread is endemic to human civilisation. even if we have to chisel it into limestone to complain

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dioxazine posted:

even when society collapses, there are still jobs

jesus christ what the gently caress

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


what's even the point of ushering in the collapse then??????

*stomps on hat*

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
cjs: Crossing paths with my worst coworker again:

Me, on 5/3: "Hey Coworker, I need some new SSL certificates. Can you request them?"
Coworker, on 5/3: "Yes, I'll do that today."
Me, on 5/9: "Did they come in yet? If not, could you give them a poke?"
Me, on 5/13: "Any word on those certificates?"
Coworker, today: "Here you go!"
The certificates: *were issued on 5/9 for the wrong domain names*

I also asked about another ticket somewhere in there and that part was completely ignored. Hopefully my coworker will get it right on this, the fourth try.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
[at standup]

"ok any blockers?"

"yeah the supermutants are attacking so we're seeing a lot of infrastructure issues"

"ok lets dogpile on the problem, this needs to be fixed by EOD"

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

rotor posted:

jesus christ what the gently caress

i'm sorry, but someone has to cook food! i hope it's me

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



:firstpost:

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



my boss is concerned that i am in the red for vacation days and wants to ensure that they will be balanced by the end of the year

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
a pull request is now an order for your archers to ready their arrows

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my keycard to the bunker quit working today so im just going to take the rest of the day off to go chill at bubbling waste park

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010

cjs: everything is stupid, including me

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

PokeJoe posted:

harassing hbag by saying they post a lot

im sure that's all they were saying

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


I said you needed to work on your reading comprehension

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


nice to see you're consistent in not following advice though

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


just rename yospos to hbag at this point

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dioxazine posted:

i'm sorry, but someone has to cook food! i hope it's me

if it is, i hope you're not too gristly

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the h stands for horse. horsebag

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

horses after the collapse of society seem like a pipe dream

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

collapse theorycrafting or actual prep talk is hellworld thread territory thanks in advance

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



im eating fried rice i made yesterday. i thought i'd screwed something up with my technique since stuff was sticking to the wok, but it turned out to be the flame thing probably. anyway we'll find out the next time i make fried rice

bacon, egg, broccoli, garlic, ginger, chili crisp, a little reaper hot sauce, scallions

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Mike Pence posted:

horses after the collapse of society seem like a pipe dream

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

The Fool posted:

I said you needed to work on your reading comprehension

not everything is about you, champ

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


dioxazine posted:

horses after the collapse of society seem like a pipe dream

im gonna eat them

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dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

PokeJoe posted:

im gonna eat them

donkey has a pretty interesting texture, too

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