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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
what would u do if the hand surgeon accidentally gave u crazy strong thumbs after ur big accident. think rookie of the year style thumbs

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Buying myself an extra week to pay off a loan to the mob

Manifisto


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Buying myself an extra week to pay off a loan to the mob


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


I'd somehow get an audience with the President of Earth and ask them to stop climate change. when s/he inevitably says "no," I look them in the eye . . . and offer to thumb wrestle them for it

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
there's always koncho too 🙏

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
imagine the goatse possibilities

for fucks sake

Professional thumb wrestling career

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

professional fighter but all my my moves are thumb-centric

turning heads at the boxing gym pummeling a speed bag with my thumbs

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

chilling on the corner in a zoot suit, flicking a coin into the air and catching it the next day

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

closeup pic of my swole, veiny thumbs on the cover of a muscle mag, all oiled up with tough guy faces drawn on them

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
boy howdy with thumbs like that i could hitchhike all day!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Drink-Mix Man posted:

closeup pic of my swole, veiny thumbs on the cover of a muscle mag, all oiled up with tough guy faces drawn on them

lol

google THIS

Play old nostalgic video games on an original NES in complete comfort

Manifisto


tricking out my posting rig with a platium spacebar with industrial-strength springs, mounted on a thick steel plate


ty nesamdoom!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

tricking out my posting rig with a platium spacebar with industrial-strength springs, mounted on a thick steel plate

blowing vape clouds so chunky that it causes changes in local weather





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Heather Papps

hello friend


gently caress my skull thumb ring is getting tight. i knew this day would come.
*walks into a jewellery store*
got any skull... bracelets?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Farecoal

There he go
My thumbs can now connect to Wifi and Bluetooth

Farecoal

There he go
Someone has hacked my thumbs

Heather Papps

hello friend


i only have one upgrade point. do i want double thumbs or stronger thumbs... hmmm....



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

Alternately sticking my thumb out on opposite sides of the boat so we can sail against the wind

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
imagine if your pinkies were second thumbs, how strong your grip could be.

Stoner Sloth

in the future all disputes will be decided by a vicious contest, a cage match that can have only one winner. it is the ultimate battle of strength and technique, a war between two combatants to the finish

thumberdome

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

in the future all disputes will be decided by a vicious contest, a cage match that can have only one winner. it is the ultimate battle of strength and technique, a war between two combatants to the finish

thumberdome

YES





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Manifisto



ty nesamdoom!

alnilam

Pull my finger, punk. Go ahead, make my day.

Twenty Four


At the illegal thumb fighting match:

Opposable thumbs? Oh yeah, I've got those, but do you have... *Holds up a large bag and laughs* disposable thumbs?

google THIS

Thanos snaps his fingers and half the life in the universe dies. I give a thumbs up and they all come back

Manifisto


during a halley's comet flyby, I stick out my enhanced thumb and suddenly the earth has a second moon!


ty nesamdoom!

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
what if you had a second set of thumbs on the other end of your hands?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

what if you had a second set of thumbs on the other end of your hands?

the N64 controller but it's ur hand...:stare:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 19:38 on May 21, 2022

alnilam

Areola Grande posted:

the N64 controller but it's ur hand...:stare:

some real videodrome poo poo



ty manifisto

google THIS

Supposable thumbs

I mean yeah, I guess they could be thumbs

Khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

funky butt lovin!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
i shove my enhanced thumb into a plum pie and pull out....an even larger pie, defying all known laws of the universe.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

i shove my enhanced thumb into a plum pie and pull out....an even larger pie, defying all known laws of the universe.

lol

deep dish peat moss

Here's somethin to give you some ideas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmcM683JIgU

google THIS

Gaze into my enhanced thumbnail to see a small preview version of all the secrets of the universe

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

rn I'm good at MK11. with this extra toe controlled thumb I would be unstoppable :jecht:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

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Finger Prince


The thumblonger

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