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I decided to build a barn to hang out with my bros, and right now it's pretty empty. I'm gonna fill it with usual Bro poo poo like a pool table, a jack shack, a RetroPi emulation machine to play Bubble Bobble on, but I'm blanking on how to decorate it. If anyone has some good decor, post it here and I may even name the jack shack after you!
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May 22, 2022 15:39
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You think this would make a good inspirational quote to inspire my bros? "Men need just three things in life: Beer, Buds, and a Bro Barn, a barn you build so you have a place to hang out with all your bros. And, well, I'm all out of beer and buds."
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May 22, 2022 15:40
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Cover the walls with posters of shirtless cowboys to properly set the mood for any bro activities in a barn.
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May 22, 2022 15:44
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Live laugh love
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May 22, 2022 15:44
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Sounds like you need some Mantiques
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May 22, 2022 15:45
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May 22, 2022 15:46
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Gotta have a slurp ramp
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May 22, 2022 15:58
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Hobby Lobby has an entire section that’s nothing but fake guns, animal horns, and Camaro signs. Go to town.
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May 22, 2022 16:05
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Get one of those soda machines like they jave at five guys that lets you make all the fancy sodas like grape cola or strawberry rootbeer
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May 22, 2022 16:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LbkTvBzQPw Guy who made the Simpsons theme.
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May 22, 2022 16:06
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Rather than get Camaro signs, is there room enough for a car in there? Cause if there is, you need to buy an old car. It HAS TO BE AMERICAN, REAR WHEEL DRIVE V8 and preferably not made after like 1990. It can otherwise be anything, fox body mustang, camaro, transam, monte carlo, elcamino, 75 charger etc the biiger the pile of poo poo the better, put that bitch up on blocks. CINDER BLOCKS, stolen from a construction site. They also have to be used the wrong way. Then you just leave your car there to rust. Talking to your bros about how "your gonna fix it up one day but I just need the time, like totally as soon as aidan, and kaiden, and jaiden and braeden and laidin and gaydin and jaylynn and maylinn and braelinn and kaelen finish highschool, and then Destiny either goes back to work after the kids are finished highschool, or she finally starts making more money selling her Scentsy and Pampered Chef products I'll totally have the time, gonna put a big block in it too".
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May 22, 2022 16:15
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Goatse wallpaper.
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May 22, 2022 16:20
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A 5800 dollar fender custom shop stratocaster that you can't play
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May 22, 2022 16:22
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I know the gloryhole is a given, but if you're interested in some novel designs I could shoot over a few blueprints I have drawn up
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May 22, 2022 16:25
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You’ll want to have some decor for the ladies who accidentally enter your boybarn, too.
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May 22, 2022 16:32
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whats a jack shack i'm afraid to google it
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May 22, 2022 16:35
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beer mirror
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May 22, 2022 16:42
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Go with a theme of shirtless men flexing. Will let your bros know they have come to the right place.
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May 22, 2022 16:47
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nflshop.com op, pick a team and merch up
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May 22, 2022 16:47
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For that real Hemingway touch, get a shotgun and just do what comes naturally.
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May 22, 2022 16:50
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May 22, 2022 17:01
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giant televisions that only get football and gay porn.
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May 22, 2022 17:02
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a huge bbq smoker that you can fit a 300 lb man inside
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May 22, 2022 17:02
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Lace, lace and more lace
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May 22, 2022 17:04
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May 22, 2022 17:08
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A big sign that says "Live, Laugh, Bruv"
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May 22, 2022 17:09
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A Russian roulette table.
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May 22, 2022 17:11
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Iron Maiden posters like any other bro barn, you loving nerd
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May 22, 2022 17:18
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podcast equipment of all kinds
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May 22, 2022 17:18
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severe lack of crystals being recommended you're gonna need a lot of crystals
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May 22, 2022 17:21
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hire a barn grampa then when he comes down from the rafters everyone gets really excited and says "It's grampa time!"
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May 22, 2022 17:22
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i would be pretty good decor, can i please come to the bro barn?
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May 22, 2022 17:22
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official bert kreischer merchandise
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May 22, 2022 17:23
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Massage table
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May 22, 2022 17:26
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smash bros platform
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May 22, 2022 17:29
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Darts is pretty legit since the barn wall might be more sturdy than drywall
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May 22, 2022 17:31
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Instead of a sectional couch the main seating option in front of the BroTube to watch 'The Big Game' should be a hot tub. Nothing in this world says 'Good times with the guys' like 40,000 watts of rear end tickling bubbles enjoyed with other men in various states of undress while you watch other athletic males stretch, leap, and perform for you.
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May 22, 2022 17:44
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Dozens of small TV screens unavoidable in every sight line like a sports pub except they only play local train cab POV videos
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May 22, 2022 17:46
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Nothing the guys like better in a BroBarn than YarnBales. A fitting and useful piece of decor for when Steve and Little Chet show up and can't wait to get down with some crotcheting. Yarn Bales are available in all your favorite colors and yarn textures so you can knit anything from loin clothes all the way to adult diapers with ease right in the comfort, fun, and privacy of your BroBarn.
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May 22, 2022 17:53
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Hang up dozens of framed pictures on the walls and set out photo albums but they're all just different pics of the outside of the barn.
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