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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Man's best friend.

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Szyznyk posted:

Hobby Lobby has an entire section that’s nothing but fake guns, animal horns, and Camaro signs. Go to town.

Really? That's hilarious

There aren't that many craftsy decoratory guys and the ones that are may have a different style..?

yes :biotruths: is my wont

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

STABASS posted:

I know the gloryhole is a given, but if you're interested in some novel designs I could shoot over a few blueprints I have drawn up

Glory holes are for bros who are too insecure to face each other when bonding.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Set.up an extensive multi floor model train set. Have one shortcut route that has the purpose of delivering beer from the fridge to the tv area.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The loft is where the magic happens. I choo choo choose you.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Stacks upon stacks of Funko Pops

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Beanbag chair

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
a 6 foot tall replica of Michelangelo's David that you and your bros can sit in front of and ponder while you meditate on the mysteries of the universe.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Legit answer: foosball table.

But more importantly you have to consider your music system. You have to have some Hall and Oates or Lionel Richie playing 24/7. Maybe some Duran Duran if you are feeling dangerous.

And a strobe light. And black lights. And glitter, lots of glitter.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Don't forget a 65 gallon lube tank

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Take inspiration from famous barns :eng101:

Like...


Or maybe...

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


You should have a large bull that lives freely in the barn

a bull bro

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Punk flyers everywhere and a bucket of fat markers so people can write on everything

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Confederate Flag

WITH CALVIN PEEING ON IT :twisted:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tom of Finland wallpaper

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

itry posted:

Or maybe...


The gently caress is this

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

cum spittoon

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Bro Barn? I think you mean a Gay Garner!

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

les enfants Terrific! posted:

severe lack of crystals being recommended

you're gonna need a lot of crystals

hey now we're makin a jack shack not some hippie rear end commune. you don't want a greater ratio of 1 cubic meter(cum) of quartz per 10 cums of space within the bro barn

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Mega64 posted:

I decided to build a barn to hang out with my bros, and right now it's pretty empty. I'm gonna fill it with usual Bro poo poo like a pool table, a jack shack, a RetroPi emulation machine to play Bubble Bobble on, but I'm blanking on how to decorate it. If anyone has some good decor, post it here and I may even name the jack shack after you!

You need a bar.

So you can have stools.

A bar and stools are the heart of a bro barn.

A table made from a used huge gently caress-all wooden spool of wire is choice.

Neon beer signs are bad rear end.

Pinball machine.

Mirrored beer/liquor signs.

Antique farm equipment on the walls, the rustier the better- jagged edges on a huge hacksaw are ideal.

Signs with bullet holes in them.

BLACK LIGHTS.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Charge my wallpaper then have a rest in my manly chair, bro.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

how does one flush freddy

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

The Saucer Hovers posted:

how does one flush freddy

very carefully

itry
Aug 23, 2019




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The gently caress is this

A resturant with $20+ starters, apparently.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You need a bar.

So you can have stools.

A bar and stools are the heart of a bro barn.

A table made from a used huge gently caress-all wooden spool of wire is choice.

Neon beer signs are bad rear end.

Pinball machine.

Mirrored beer/liquor signs.

Antique farm equipment on the walls, the rustier the better- jagged edges on a huge hacksaw are ideal.

Signs with bullet holes in them.

BLACK LIGHTS.

Black lights in a bro barn/Jack shack are just lights

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

https://twitter.com/redditspaces/status/1527430214485262354?s=21&t=ej2rPOSExFKunUUSbeEZKw

https://twitter.com/redditspaces/status/1516058779170783238?s=21&t=7s_-LAxvJ3OAXxzIDzpOEg

https://twitter.com/redditspaces/status/1487100512294084608?s=21&t=7s_-LAxvJ3OAXxzIDzpOEg

https://twitter.com/redditspaces/status/1329918449624158213?s=21&t=7s_-LAxvJ3OAXxzIDzpOEg

https://twitter.com/redditspaces/status/1258427460636545024?s=21&t=7s_-LAxvJ3OAXxzIDzpOEg

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lemme just click on all these 'Video marked for sensitive content' links from forums' user "SMEGMA_MAIL" re: Jack Shacks.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol at that last one

Well, got halfway into mounting the tv but like... ehhh floor works too

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Cardboard cutouts of all the heroes from the show Spartacus with dongs out

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


Actually just get like 10 of these toilets all facing each other like those scenes in the wild west where everyone points tiny pistols at each other

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

let's be honest how many people thought 'am I supposed to piss in his mouth' before realizing it was just a weird tank cover

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

It looks like you play with his nipple to flush the toilet.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Guys on the bottom couch gonna need to wash their hair a lot

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Worf posted:

Cardboard cutouts of all the heroes from the show Spartacus with dongs out

This but holes where their dongs should be

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

A beautiful church...and stackable plastic chairs? Where are the pews?


Anyway, since you asked, I think as this barn is given over to wholesome manly pursuits, you should facilitate the manliest of sports by laying down some moisture-proof wrestling mats, for when you and the boys work up a real sweat grappling with each other. Don't forget to oil up first like the Greeks did!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Colonel Cancer posted:

This but holes where their dongs should be

the holes form naturally over time

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Waifu pillows, big titty anime statues, and framed posters of Kathy Ireland's swimsuit shots.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Also, you'll need a Maxim subscription, Jergens, and a ton of kleenexes.

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